Do you believe in magic?

“Do you believe in magic,
of a young girl's farts,
they're free and they're easy,
and they smell so tart.
Do you believe in magic?”

“LOL........:)”

“nope”

“I defer to TownDawg, I think he has turned up as the "young girl" expert. LOL.”

“here is some magic for ya dude. the Eagles are on and their not losing yet!!

hehehef”

“Spook (or whatever your name is this afternoon), I'm embarassed to have you for a fan. Please don't listen to my music or buy my CD's.

sincerely,”

“now they are”

“Hahahahahahah.......:)”

“Anyone have a flying carpet for sale?........:)”

“Osama can lease it to you for a while...he's busy cave exploring for the next few years.”

“LOL I think he would give to me for no money down and 0% apr....What do ya think?”

“Nah, he needs the money to pay off the plastic surgery...that's what the "experts" say he did.”

“Thats a good one but the more I think about it I think that he is dead by now.”

“This thread has been driving me nuts since I first read it, because I too have a song that somehow the word "fart" is substituted in...BUT i STILL CAN'T REMEMBER THE DARN TUNE AND IT'S DRIVING ME NUTS.”

“HAHAHA!!
Good one sirpete!”

“LOL....:)”

“Yo buddur-
Is it Goodbye Farting Brick Road?
No-Fart Scratch Fever-
No-Another Brick in th Fart?

Oh Yeah-Farting in the Wind.”

“Just Another Fart in the Wind?”

“Hahahahahahaha I swear the more I TT the better my day goes and the better I feel.....:)”

“Buddur this has got to be it-

Farts on the Water...”

“All we are is Farts in the Wind?”

“New from Brittany-
Oops I Farted Again-

the all time classics-
One Eyed One Horned Flying Purple Fart Eater
Rock & Roll Allnight, Fart Every Day!
Fart Around The Clock
While Guitar Gently Farts

And a lullaby-
Fart Little Baby”

“Fart on my brothers and sisters.........:)”

“Life ain't nothin' but a farting-flying fiddle
Thank God I'm A Country Boy


But I'll die as I stand here today
knowing that deep in my heart
they'll fall to ruin one day
for making us fart


This ain't a song for the broken hearted,
A silent prayer for fifty farted”

“Weird.”

“proooooooot”

“Sooner or later,
Osama's gonna get ya,
sooner or later,
Osama's gonna win.
It's just a matter of time,
before I make up my mind,
and find all the bombs
that you've been hiding.”

“The telephone call that spelled the end of Jim Piculas' career as a substitute teacher in Pasco County came on a January day about a week after he performed the disappearing-toothpick trick for a group of rapt middle school students.

Pat Sinclair, who oversees substitute teachers in the Pasco County School District, was on the phone. She told Piculas there had been a complaint about his performance at Rushe Middle School in Land O' Lakes.

He asked what she meant.

"She said, 'You've been accused of wizardry,'

" Piculas said.

He said the statement seemed bizarre to him, like something out of Harry Potter.

Piculas said he replied, "I have no idea what you're talking about."

He said he also told Sinclair, "It's not black magic. It's a toothpick."
[...]
Piculas said he thinks his troubles all come down to the disappearing-toothpick trick and a student who may have interpreted the trick as wizardry.

The trick requires a toothpick and transparent tape. A sleight-of-hand maneuver causes the toothpick to disappear then reappear. At least, so it seems. In reality, the toothpick hides behind the performer's thumb, held in place by the tape.

"The whole thing lasted 45 seconds," Piculas said.

He said the students liked the trick. He showed them how to do it so they could perform it at home.

One student in the Rushe Middle class apparently took the trick the wrong way, Piculas said. He said he was told the student became so traumatized that the student's father complained.

http://www2.tbo.com/content/2008/may/06/pa-presto-teacher-out-of-a-job/”

“If the teachers union was worth a damn they'd send a group over to kick that fathers ass.”

“Truth is it wasn't the kid who was traumatized by the trick... the parents were traumatized by the trick and traumatized the kid. I've seen it too many times for it to be funny.

The magician is the most honest person in the world. He says, "I'm going to fool you." and then he does.”

“I don't know why but I always pictured Hyway as Draco Malfoy all grown up...
last edited: 5/07/08 7:18:39 PM”

“I'm more of a Neville Longbottom.”

“if you look at my pic of briansean, you'd see snapes.”

“IMHO Snape was the best character in the whole series.”