Why women are cold hearted

“Didn't I read somewhere that Martha just got divorced?? He was sick of her housekeeeping??”

“"We are the light of a beautiful world
Logical thoughts are self defeating,
We are the light of a beautiful world"


from "The Deprogrammer"
(c) 1983 Gunnar Madsen and Richard
Greene, Best of Breed Music (ASCAP)
The Bobs

(not The Boobs, the BOBS)”

“the battery operated boyfriends?”

“ROFLMBO!!!

Good one Mary!!

Could it have been her de-boning techniques, ya think?? *grin*”

“tsk, tsk, tsk...

It's The Boobs, you bob!

Er... It's The Bobs, you boob!

(sorry to get your hopes up)”

“BOBS??

Am I the only woman without a BOB?? I really need to get with it!!”

“ouch.”

“Tilt -

Do you have a BOB-OO, err, I mean BOOB - OO or is that booboo?

Too many B's and O's!!”

“I'm discomboobulated.”

“B-O?

P-U!”

“Nigal-

Martha Stewart hasn't talked to her mother in years. I think she is trying to sue her for malpractice or something.

She is the devil, don't you read the tabloids??”

“I say shave her head and check for that 3-digit integer.

Or maybe she's unadorned?”

“radagast already said, "if it wasn't for women, i'd have to get my own beer."

And now skullcap and Tex want rad to serve them!

Leave them dry, rad. They're just out for what they can get!”

“clickon link”

“nowslimmer, shut up and get me a beer.”

“"Martha Stewart hasn't talked to her mother in years."

Her mother is on the show all the time. 8)”

“YOU WATCH IT??”

“i meant get my own beer because the trail hoes ain't there to bring it to pimp dad rad!

oh, the humanity!”

“Sorry, skullcap. My refrig. has not seen a beer for nine years, exactly to the day.

Ever since I shed my last wife, I have not had a good excuse for drinking.”

“NO1 NO! NO!
You quit drinking when you get married not when she leaves. Duh.”

“Hey nowslimmer, that was post 69. Does that mean we get each other beer?”

“nowslimmer, congrats...on both achievements. ;-)”

“Thanks. You awaken me to realize that today is an anniversary. Think I'll go celebrate at the Golden Cue (pool hall) with an "easy" and, possibly, some One Pocket pool games. That's where I had my last beer nine years ago. (I have not quit yet. If I quit, then I can start again.)

Easy = easy on the ice, all cubes must touch the bottom, then add diet pepsi with a splash of root beer for flavor.

See ya 'll later.”