Boob bomb

“Oh geeze rad.”

“thank you. thank you.

be sure to tip your wait staff.”

“Talk about a hot piece of ass!”

“(though I did explode in a girls purse once... long story).
heheheee!"
gojo
05:13:41 PM
01/06/04

Oh REALLY?”

“What if the only thing that happened was that her boob exploded all over the passengers and nothing else.”

“ewwwww”

“Oops, I Did It Again...And My Breasts Exploded

Los Angeles, CA - Teen pop sensation Britney Spears, whose hits include "Oops I Did It Again" and "Baby, One More Time" is recovering today in a Los Angeles hospital after her breasts exploded while filming her latest video. Three other people were treated for minor injuries.
"I was rigging the mics, when I heard this loud explosion. There was breast matter and silicone everywhere," said Bill Stephens. "I think she may have gotten too close to the lights then....BANG."

Doctors say the cause was a combination of a second breast enlargement surgery she underwent recently, and the high energy dance routine in the video. "Her body just couldn't handle all the bouncing. Fortunately her tight leather outfit contained most of the blast or a lot of people could've been hurt. She is recovering nicely and will be just fine," added Dr. Thomas Wilkens.

Dancer Wendy Johnson said, "I was blown back about three feet when it happened. Lucky for me she was facing away from me at the time."

The video being filmed was the soon to be released cover of "There Ain't No Mountain High Enough." Production has been delayed until Ms. Spears has fully recovered.

"Britney has never had breast augmentation surgery," said her agent Linda Smithers, "Let alone two. She just went through another growth spurt."

http://bbspot.com/News/2000/5/britney_oops.html



I have the t-shirt.”

“OMG! I wonder how many people will really believe the story!”

“Gives new meaning to "look, don't touch"!!!”

“I've heard of riding the cotton pony but not the C4 pony!”

“U.S. authorities are advising women not to wear gel bras on airplanes as information developed in the foiled London plot points to an expanding role for women in smuggling explosives on to an aircraft.

http://blogs.abcnews.com/theblotter/2006/08/authorities_war.html”

“Next step is to ban books and magazines on planes, or anything that will burn and create smoke. And if clothing burns, we will all be flying in the nude.”

“Ban all Bras!!!!”

“The only safe way to fly...
“everyone is required to fly nude.”
gordon
11:49:53 AM
12/26/01

Oops, I was scooped by almost 5 years.”