Boob bomb

“Preliminary analysis by the FBI showed the bra worn Saturday by a passenger on a trans-Atlantic flight from Paris to Miami contained "two functional improvised explosive devices," federal authorities said Sunday.

U.S. authorities Sunday charged the passenger, Debra Wright, 28, with interfering with the performance of the duties of flight crew members by assault or intimidation.

If convicted, Wright would face up to 20 years in prison followed by three years of supervised release and a $250,000 fine. She was scheduled to appear Monday at 9:30 a.m. in U.S. District Court here.

Meanwhile, the Federal Aviation Administration announced Sunday all U.S. airports are required to add random bra checks of passengers to the already established practice of random baggage checks. The FAA warned airlines earlier this month to be on the lookout for people trying to smuggle weapons or bomb-making components in their bras.

According to an affidavit filed with a federal complaint against Reid, a flight attendant smelled what she thought was a burnt match after American Airlines Flight 63 had been aloft for about 90 minutes. The Boeing 767 left Charles de Gaulle International Airport between 11 a.m. and noon, Paris time.

After she determined the smell came from Wright, who was seated in Row 29 in the coach section, the attendant confronted her and saw her put a match between her breasts, according to a news release from U.S. Attorney Michael J. Sullivan.

Flight attendant Hermis Moutardier alerted the captain over the intercom, according to the news release. Wright also lit another match and appeared to be trying to set fire to the inner padding of her bra, the release said.

Moutardier noticed a wire protruding from the bra and attempted to grab her chest, the news release said.
She tried again, and Wright pushed her to the floor; Moutardier yelled for help and ran for water. A second flight attendant, Cristina Jones, joined the struggle and was bitten on the thumb, according to an affidavit from the FBI.

That's when passengers jumped in.”

“Wow!!

This gives new meaning to the whole breast implant debate, huh?

I'll keep my girls safe and close to home..sheesh!!”

“GDE would be first in line to volunteer for such a security detail. Just stay prepared and keep dreaming. You never know, it could really happen. After all, if there's a guy out there that's dumb enough to light his own feet...”

“A bra-zen frontal assault on peace-loving people everywhere...”

“what a bombshell!”

“A real-life blow-up doll....”

“Such tit-alating responses!”

“I guess you could call this story EXPLOSIVE.

I'll do the random bra checks for free. I can picture it now. "her breast are huge, better check them out"

HAHAHAHAH”

“everyone is required to fly nude.”

“My package down there is pretty big...they can have a free feel.”

“Poor girl, she really just wanted inflatables...though she did ask for a pair of "the blow-up ones."

Imagine her confusion when the instructions called for lighting a match...”

“Hmmmm...the ultimate booby trap, ey?”

“DANG, nigal...

How'd I miss that one?????

LOL”

“Wheres the pics LOL!”

“Just when you thought it was safe to fly and only be suspicious of dark skinned, middle-eastern looking men...”

“Uh, Biz, ex-cuuuuuuse me!

I swear it's genetics and not prosthetics!!

Does this mean I have to have breast reduction surgery in order to fly now?

Maybe we should all just lay on the belts and go thru the scanners and be done with all this nonsense!”

“Breast reducions for the safety of America!?!

That IS an evil plot!”

“I think profiling checks are illegal.”

“Homer walks in and preempts Bart's program for a show about college that
he really should watch. The show is called "School of Hard Knockers",
and it stars Corey Masterson.

Prez: [on TV] Dean Bitterman, I hope nothing unsavory happens during my
visit. As you know, I _am_ the President of the United States.
Dean: Oh, don't worry. I've expelled those rowdy members of Chugalug
house.
Homer: [watching] Ohh, I hate that lousy Dean!
Corey: [on TV] Your Bra Bomb better work, Nerdlinger!
Nerd: Hey!
[Corey presses the plunger; an explosion occurs in the
background]
[Many colors of bras rain down on the Dean and the President]
Dean: Corey?! Don't worry, Mr. President, I --
[looks over, sees the President dancing and enjoying himself]
Mr. President!
Prez: Lighten up, Bitterman...that youngster will make a perfect
addition to my cabinet. Secretary of Partying Down!
Dean: [growls; a bra falls on his head]
Homer: [triumphant] Yes! Take _that_, Bitterman.”

“biz ain't the brightest bulb on the tree.




i DO like small breasts, tho. hmmm...

yummy!!”

“or is bigger better...


tastes great, less filling, tastes great. less filling...”

“Wasn't "The Boob Bomb" the title of a Matt Helm movie?”

“Isn't there a saying?

Anything more than a handfull...


TEA-not sure you want the job, one good feel up and you'll be 'Blown' to smithereens (but not what you had in mind) Ü”

“Oh... that gets into the difference between 'surplus' and 'excess'.”

“whoa!

where do i sign up?”

“Ya see, It's not women that are evil, it's thier bras!”

“a-HA!”

“yep - its back to ban the bomb errr bra errr ban the cotton bra yeah thats the ticket”

“Dear fellow HMWH Brothers,

As of 3:05 p.m. EST today, I, your humble president, have secured the contract to manually inspect every female passanger's breasts before they board our nation's fleet of airplanes. Our final bid was.... "Sh!t, we'll do it for free!", undercutting our nearest opponant by 7.8 billion dollars. Please sign up below for this very rewarding voulanteer experience.

BTW - Ladies, we will need some voulenteers for training purposes. Please sign up if you'd like to contribute to the cause.

I am proud of all of you, your help will lead to a secure nation, you're all heros to me. (tear)

Your Humble President,

Buddha Bear”

“Why am I not surprised?”

“this bud's for you, buddha.”

“I don't even want to try and come up with a thread title for this story.

The British Daily Record is reporting that those London to Washington flights were cancelled because they had intellegence that a female al Qaeda member had planned to hide up to 12 oz of plastic explosive... ummm... inside her... ummm... most private of areas... and detonate it as the plane came into Washington.

Have a nice day!”

“Zoiks!”

“Is that really true??”

“I don't know.”

“Oh my! Now thats one dedicated terrorist.”

“Be glad she didn't try to join the mile high club on the plane!”

“12 oz?
Packing light, eh?


OMG?
Would she still qualify as a virgin in the hereafter?

Which begs the question...
Will she, herself, qualify to receive the standard 72 virgins?

This is getting too complex for me.
Tootles.”

“How the hell did they find this out if it's true is what I want to know”

“Exploding bobs. What next?”

“Perhaps - absentmindedly - she did indeed join the mile high club.”

“Talk about plastic explosive packing”

“oh my..”

“the mental image is just too much to bear”

“I'm confused...
Did I read that the bomb would "just plain detonate if she came in Washington"?”

“tampbomb?”

“do you think it would feel different if the bomb would explose between her boobs or in her shoe? I don't think it matters at that point.

heehee, for neither party”

“I, personally, would prefer to explode between her boobs.
Shoes? No way!
(though I did explode in a girls purse once... long story).
heheheee!”

“"He said the intelligence knew only that the attack was planned for some time 'over the holiday period'."”