Hello fellow backbackers i'm new here

“Welcome onboard poppinfresh...battle scars already I see.”

“i boiled lunce on it burn time for my pepsi stove is about 2 tbs burns for 10 min.”

“Hey great job on your poopsi can stove bro! If you just semi-boil water for b-fast and supper, that stove will go a very lawng way for ya. But if you like to cook and get all cheffy out on hikes, then it ain't gonna be much good. I loves mine tho! So you got ya some denutted alcohol too eh? For some reason, that's what your "supposed" to use.”

“I've given up trying to welcome all the newbies.
Lately EVERYONE is a newbie.
Cept for Radman, pathman, tilt, Nekid and IT (also known as Don Corleone).”

“XOXOXO mel”

“This refers to Marvin Garden's NEWBI GUIDE which is posted in this thread. The first sentence in Section A states "always use your best spelling and grammar". In the forth line in Section B has the word crowd spelled "crowed", an elementary word. If you can't spell the word crowd correctly, maybe you shouldn't be giving others a lesson on the English Language.”

“NoNick,
Your third sentence sucks! Those living in glass houses shouldn't throw stones!”

“I sent Iced Tea a fully proofed copy of the guide. Apparently, he didn't even notice the difference. Tea kept re-posting the guide without correcting it. Marvin cut and pasted the guide from Tea.

Whoever posts the guide next might consider using spell-check on it.”

“Let's throw rocks then!”

“Let's just stick to dirt-clods so we won't have to buy helmets.”

“Wow! NoNameNick cauwt Ice Tea in a spelligg mistake! He desehbes a metal or somedigg.”

“NoNick, you'll fit in fine 'round here. 8)”

“If you're having trouble choosing a name, may I suggest Garmmarian.”

“wow i havent seen this thread in a while?”