bras are nice but....

“I know, I know. I hear you girlfriends! The whole implant thing is utterly ridiculous. The vanity is unbelievable. I'd rather sport some saggers in National Geo. anyday, then get nasty implants so I could grace the pgs. of Playboy. Sick me out!”

“I saw part of a breast implant surgery while flipping channels once. It hurts just to think about it. I can't imagine why anyone would want that done.”

“They are willing to go under the knife, because they aren't tough enough to face reality and the laws of gravity. Wimps!”

“Sag is not a forgone conclusion, even if a "restraining device" is not used. My 43 yr old mother-of-four's are just as perky as ever, and she despises bras.

In case you don't hate her enough for that, she got thru four pregnancies without any stretch marks, also!”

“I made it through the pregnancy w/out stretch marks (use alot of freakin' lotion), but after breast feeding one child . . . I figure if I don't have another child, wear my bra 24/7, and don't abuse the bounce in anyway, I may save them. HaHaHa! Back me up ladies! Le Subtil's wife has conquered mother nature! We must know her secret!”

“le sub, what are you doing checking out your moms boobs”

“He's talking about the mother of his children.”

“Geez Tea, what kind of sicko are you anyway?”

“This is why I like comming here.....:)”

“I agree 100% about the implant thing - YUK!!!

Besides, small is just as nice if not nicer.

Seen on a semi-truck bumper:
Be a flirt - lift the shirt!”

“Plastic Surgeons
Salute Baywatch

Battle of the Giant BraBalls”

“'...small is just as nice if not nicer' I think we know Mrs. le Subtil's secret.”

“Wrong, skully, she's got bigguns!



(long live Al Bundy)”

“Well Skully, I'm here to tell you that mother nature has a few other evil tricks up her sleeves. They can start out a "healthy" size and then after fulfilling one's motherly duty they can shrink and sag. So small ones do not necessarily prevent sag and big ones do not necessarily equal automatic sag. So the mystery remains . .. how did your wife overcome Le Subtil?”

“HAHAHAHAHAHA

ya'll obviously don't live in CA or AZ. Boob implants are about as common as buying a Mercedes (and much cheaper).

LMAO!!!!!!!”

“What do they cost? Two, three thousand? I don't consider that cheap. I consider that a sickening waste of money on vanity. The fact that it is so widespread and even welcomed as an addition to one's beauty is horrifying.”

“The nipples are the important part!”

“Le sub, can you tell us who are you talking about? Your mother or your wife. You haven't answered that yet, and the way it sounds it is like you are talking out your mother.”

“Boobs are big these days... overemphasized.. just like overlactated cows. Milk-based society.. the symbolism confounds me.
I feel sorry for women that get boob jobs because they actually think it will make them feel better about themselves.”

“tea, it's his wife.

le sub is a bit older than 20.”

“Tea - she's one and the same, dude. Didn't you see my real name in my bio?

Oedipus”

“My 43 yr old mother-of-four's

My 43 yr old mother”

“Le Subtil, that Oedipus thing killed me. I am laughing out loud right now! Tea might need some history on that one though!

Smokey, I agree. I would have to say that after surviving a battle w/ breast cancer a woman might feel better w/ implants. I could see how that may be mentally healing. Other than that, I find it ridiculous!”

“lol at le Subtil

What other people do doesn't bother me. If they want to alter their boob size, what's it to me?

We live in a decadent society, where youth and beauty are held in higher regard than a lot of things.

I mean really, have you ever heard a guy exclaim 'she's so...NICE'”

“Oedipus???? is that something in greek mytholigy???”

“she's got NICE boobs.”

“Biz, it's a common and popular notion that guys are more attentive to "youth and beauty" than personality.

I don't think it's really all that true, though.

You won't likely hear "she's so nice..." in a group of guys talking, but privately, they're all thinking that.

My $0.02”

“Thanks Le Sub. Well said.”

“Wow, Le Subtil, if that's true, sure makes me feel better about the opposite sex. Most of the time its hard to think that the "nice" guys even exist. Seems like there are so many out there who are just the opposite.”

“lol at Rad

Ok, fair enough le Subtil.

I have also heard guys want brains & beauty Ü”

“Excuse me while I... shut the hell up, LOL”

“I don't think I would ever date a girl purly on look. Yes it would play a big part in it, but she would have to have brains, and a friendly personality”

“and work ethic, I can't stand free loaders”

“and she would have to be able to spell.”

“or be a codebreaker for the CIA.”

“smiley girl. I could say the same about women out there. There are no good one left. The ones that you do find want you to stop all of things that you love. If you know any good one let me know.”

“Tea, you just want it all don't you! Rad, the code thing was very funny.”

“An American inventor has designed the world's first - and so far only - combined brassiere and gun holster.
The underwear is designed to hold a .38 calibre snub-nose revolver, and also has room for a pepper spray.



A good place to conceal a weapon is in the chest area

Paxton Quigley, inventor
The bra is the brainchild of Paxton Quigley, a Beverly Hills security consultant more used to protecting the stars.

But Ms Quigley - who has dubbed her invention the Super-Bra, expects huge demand for the $30 (£21) underwear.

Designed to hold a gun on one side and a pepper spray on the other, its dual-capability makes it legal virtually everywhere in America, where pepper spray can be carried by civilians as well as police.

'Ease of access'

"Women like the idea of comfort and its ease of access," she told the Washington Times newspaper.

Many states in America allow people to carry "concealed" handguns as protection, although Ms Quigley's device is probably the first to use women's underwear as a holster.

"If a woman is attacked, the purse is the first thing taken from her," she said. "A good place to conceal a weapon is in the chest area."

Described as "equal parts Victoria's Secret and Guns & Ammo magazine", in reference to the American lingerie chain and top-selling firearms magazine, the bra is available in utilitarian black or white.

It is strictly functional though - no lace, no underwiring and the only choice other than size is whether women fire with their left or right hands.”

“I wonder if Cozmo and george's father will make a Manzere witha holster or as Kramer likes to call it Brau”

“That's a very poignant question Tea.”

“The way I see it is this, newgirl:

Insecure women like to hang around ugly woman...
I myself, like to hang around beautiful people...inside and out. Everyone has something to offer, whether they have fake boobs or not.

hmmmm...deep thoughts”

“Well, Biz, each to their own. I like to hang out w/ funny, intelligent, nice people. I also like people w/ accents and people who like to watch Scooby Doo. Don't get me wrong, if a few real "lookers" are in the crowd great, but for me the real question is . . . do they think Scoob and Shaggy smoke out in the Mystery van?!”

“'I like to hang out w/ funny, intelligent, nice people'

That would be the lumberyard boys you are always talking about bending over backwards and shagging?

LMAO!!!!”

“No, I'm talking about Scooby (the cartoon dog) and Shaggy (the cartoon hippie) from the cartooon TV series Scooby Doo. I've only met one cute lumberyard guy. It was a long time ago now and he's never been in again. I wouldn't be interested anyway, I have a good guy now.”

“Hmmmmm. The issue of fake boobs seems to be "touchy" with one of us...”

“Okay, Biz, come clean . . . do you have implants? Is that why your defending so fiercely? (You don't have to answer, I'm only giving you crap.)”

“Okay, Biz, come clean . . . do you have implants? Is that why you're defending so fiercely? (You don't have to answer, I'm only giving you crap.)”

“No, my breast are naturally beautiful Ü”

“A lot of my friends have them, though.”

“Mine are naturally good finger warmers, but 'nuff said there. So . . . what's your take on the Scooby/Shaggy deal? HeHeHe!”