bras are nice but....

“dont u guys ever talk about backpacing?”

“No.”

“Did I miss something?”

“No.”

“pf, one of the secret tricks to surviving on this board is to ignore the threads that don't interest you. If nothing interests you, start a new thread on the subject of your choice...”

“nope - the real trick is to take an existing thread and totally warp it until it suits your twisted little sense of humor errr addresses your need for information”

“Bingo.”

“Give that man a prize.”

“where's the beer, jello and boobs?

come on, ladies!”

“beer beer beer beer”

“Oh God, here are the studs with the sagging man breasts!

Shake them baby!”

“Gear slut, I can assure you that my 43 inch chest has NO sag to it. A bit too much hair (minus a thin spot from a tattoo) but no sag.”

“GS wants my tits!

aak!”

“...panties are better!”

“They wear panties?”

“Who is "they"? I mean, I'm okay if no one wears panties.”

“boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs”

“bras are nice but we want to see them bounce.”

“So, Doughboy, does this answer your question?

And what was General Pershing Really like? *G*”

“and bras Aren't Nice At All, LOL


(though I don't know WHAT kind of sick games radagast and Gear Slut may have come up with...)”

“If there is one thing that I can say is I like boobs....And that is that.....:)”

“What was that tilt? You are offering to wear a G and show it off to us?”

“Hey that would be cool...:)”

“one of the evilest inventions that man created to keep women bound and under control...B R A ...Breast Restraining Aparatus. Bras should be banned and women should run free.”

“I'd rather not be tripping over them when I'm 60. I'll take the bra, thank you.”

“What's the biggest bra?”

“I saw an ad the other day for 'Custom fittings -- size A to JJ'.

(and *G* is shorthand for 'Grin')”

“Size JJ I would like to see that.......:)”

“heck a JJ would be a hammock built for two children”

“I was just thinking that when feasible anti-gravity devices are developed, the first applications will not involve things like mag-lev trains, etc...

You guessed it! Anti-gravity breast implants! Anybody want to complain about NASA funding NOW? LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL...”

“"What's the biggest bra?"

ze-bra”

“im young...i dont sag yet...i go braless all the time!”

“Drink all day
Rock all night
The law will come to get you
If you don't act right”

“push ups should be outlawed and restrictions placed on some woman in tight clothing!!!”

“I like funbags.”

“bras are good sling shots”

“Her deep blue eyes were like pools inviting me to swim
I guess I got caught in her eyes the moment she walked in
her lips and button nose were to die for pearched on her pert head
the words flowing from her lips were husky enough to pull a slead
her clothes just seemed to fall away from her and lay on the floor in a heap
she smiled and said lets go to bed, the last thing on her mind was sleep
framed in the door way the light from the bedroom held her and this is what I saw
a vision of youth and lovelyness, in her stockings, high heels, panties and bra
that almost took my breath away and it was having just the right effects on me
I about had a heart attack when she slid the clip on her bra and set the twins free
moments like that don`t last long enough, or they don`t for me it would seem
long after it now I have to pinch myself, was it real, or just another dream”

“Vyx, you will pay girlfriend. Oh yes, you will pay. Unfortunately, those who buck the system and don't wear the "restraining appartus" will regret it in the end. It won't be Playboy callin' honey, it will be National Geographic. The sag happens to everyone, but those of us who spend a little extra at Vicky's Secret for well-made, well fitting bras will postpone our doom quite a bit longer. Heed the warning child!”

“wow! that was exciting!

i'm liking newgirl more and more!”

“With all this talk about bras and boobs, the Michigan Mountaineers are making thier list of donors for the Avon 3-Day breast cancer walk! Early detection means more boobs for the boys! We'll be counting on all of you to "support" us!”

“LOL! what a plug!”

“That was awesome. My bra gently weeps.”

“Rad, I'm just trying to spread the message and the truth here! As one of the bra-sportin' warrior women, I feel it is my duty and obligation to let young girls, like Vyx, know what fate could befall her if she chooses the "dark" path! I mean for Christ's sake Chicas, we have to give the girls an extra push (up bra) to help maintain the bounce as long as possible. For me postponing sag is a mission not to be taken lightly!

(HaHa, I kill me!)”

“Can't ya just sleep on yer head?”

“The blood rushing to your skull gets a pretty uncomfortable after awhile. Good suggestion though! LOL!”

“Maybe if you got implants with H or He in them. Think bigger boobs, and perkyer then ever before, just don't go near a fire.”

“Implants aren't for real warriors. They are for Barbie and her plastic friends.”

“implants make me wanna retch. i saw this discusting cable show about huge boobs, and they were bigger than beach balls...seriously! i don't know how those women got up off their stomachs! those people have serious mental problems.”

“...and back problems...”

“This weekend my wife and I went to a wedding. One of the guests (an old friend of my wife's) had just had a boob job. Several of the girls were interested and they all went into the bathroom to check it out.

I commented on how unlikely a similar viewing would have happened had one of the guys had a pen!s enlargement.

What's up with that?”