stupid joke

“Climb a tree and act like a nut.”

“that sucked”

“Hahahahahah LOL....I like that Ice Tea!!!!!!!!He!! ya.........:0”

“A clean joke, kind of refreshing actually.”

“I've heard worse.”

“RRRRRRRRRRRRRR!”

“...and "IIIIIIIIIIIII".”

“It's all over town.”

“To get to the other slide”

“He was safety-pinned to a chicken.”

“lol

i went bping with this strange british guy once and he said there were only two kinds of jokes...

clean jokes and good jokes.”

“chickens are nasty.”

“To steal a job from a decent, hardworking American! (As told by PAT BUCHANAN)”

“A duck walks into a drugstore and ask the clerk for Chapstick.

The clerk puts the Chapstick on the counter and says, "That will be $2."

The duck replies, "Just put it on my bill."”

“A hamburger walks into a bar, and the bartender says, "I'm sorry, but we don't serve food here."”

“"Whenever I watch TV and see those poor starving kids all over the world, I can't help but cry. I mean I'd love to be skinny like that but not with all those flies and death and stuff."
-- Mariah Carey”

“The passengers on a small plane are a quite surprised when the pilots arrive.

The pilots walk up the aisle, both wearing dark glasses. One has a seeing-eye dog, the other is tapping his way with a white-tipped cane.

The cockpit door closes, the engines start up.

The plane moves faster and faster down the runway. People by the windows realize they're heading right towards the water at the end of the runway.

Panic ensues. Screams fill the air. At that very moment, the plane lifts smoothly into the air. The passengers relax and laugh a little sheepishly.

Up in the cockpit, the co-pilot turns to the pilot. "Y'know, Bob," he says. "One day they're going to scream too late, and we're all gonna die."”

“Blind guy walks into a bar, grabs his seeing eye dog by the tail and swings it around in a full circle. Bartender says "What the hell you doin?" and the blind guy says "Just taking a look around."”

“This termite goes into a bar, and asks the guy behind the bar, "is the bar tender here?"”

“Two gay guys are sitting at a bar when this REALLY hot girl walks by. One guys does a double take and his friend gives him a dirty look. The first guy says, "When I see something like that, I wish I had been born a Lesbian."


Ay, yi, yi, yi...”

“What's invisible and smells like carrots?”

“A little old lady goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor I have this problem with gas, but it really doesn't bother me too much. My farts never smell and are always silent. As a matter of fact, I've farted at least 20 times since I've been here in your office. You didn't know I was farting because they don't smell and are silent."

The doctor says, "I see, take these pills and come back to see me next week."

The next week the lady comes back. "Doctor," she says, "I don't know what the hell you gave me, but now my farts...although still silent...stink terribly."

The doctor says, "Good!!! Now that we've cleared up your sinuses, let's work on your hearing."”

“10. Pedal-powered dialysis machines.

9. Use of antibiotics deemed an "unauthorized experimental procedure."

8. You ask for Viagra. You get a popsicle stick and duct tape.

7. Annual breast exam conducted at Hooters.

6. Exam room has a tip jar.

5. Tongue depressors taste faintly of Fudgesicle.

4. Directions to your doctor's office include, "take a left when you enter the trailer park."

3. Doctor listens to your heart through a paper towel tube.

2. To avoid a time-consuming and expensive throat culture, the doctor just French kisses you.

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1. You can get your flu shot as soon as "the" hypodermic needle is dry.”

“this joke was told to me while I was stuck in a elevator with a preist-

A frog walks into a bar. He sits down and asks for a drink and says to put a fire-fly in it for him. She the bartender fixes him this drink and the frog downs it. A little while later the frog asks for another one "but this time use a slug, not a fire-fly. Too many of those and I get light headed"”

“wow someone found a thred by my oldest name I'd forgotten about that one lol:D!”

“he had his dick stuck in the chicken”