Happy Festivus

“Y'all act like George Costanza, cowering in the corner scared of Daddy!”

“Birch, you never friggin' call me anymore, of fill me in on Michigan TT trips. Is this because Nigal and I can't get along? Just wondering.”

“It's because he's afraid you're going to leg wrestle him with your 8' long legs.

A Nigal/BB feats of strength would be something to sale tickets to. I'd pay.”

“He probably doesn't call you because you're a lying sack of $hit!”

“ding,ding...and in this corner”

“Geo, don't hold back, tell us how you really feel...”

“Dang, where'd that come from? I thought yall were a united front for Kerry?”

“Geobeet's only saying that because I was about to out him to the world and he's trying to focus attention elsewhere.


Ladies and gentlemen, Geobeet is actually a Homosexual gun and dog owner looking to get married on the trail.”

“As long as he leaves his dog at home.”

“Where does that come from? How about the Allegheny Front trip report, or the thread where he was hooked up with somebody, ... BB's my favorite lying sack of $hit. The man obviously has lost his credibility.”

“That's just it. After they're pronounce wife and wife, he shoots the dog and yells "mazltov!"”

“Now dammit Phaedrus, don't go making things up. I'm not trying to get married at all, let alone on the trail.”

“Then he pisses in a spring?”

“is there a full moon??”

“Didn't read that thread. Sorry. Missed the one where he was ho'ing.”

“bit, that is Pennsy who does that”

““is there a full moon??”
Ewker

Not around here. MarkO's gone off to Ireland.”

“Yah, but I thought Geo might be branching out...”

“Geo, we can blame it on him then”

“Is he coming back?”

“Blame what on him? I'm losing track here.”

“I have no idea whether he's coming back. In the thread he acted like it's for good.”

“Now if that was BB, it would mean he's definitely coming back, but with MarkO, who can say?”

“““is there a full moon??”
Ewker

Not around here. MarkO's gone off to Ireland.”
Geobeet
3:57:39 PM


“Geo, we can blame it on him then”
Ewker
3:59:17 PM
11/12/04


does that help”

“I did a search on Alleghany Front and didn't see a recent trip report.”

“That trip was about two or three years ago.”

“Ahhh, I had assumed it was a recent sore because of the passion in the language. My bad.”

“I don't know what you're talking about Geobeet, I never did any such thing.”

“See? He's lying again.”

“Ya know what pisses me off about one particular person on TT. This guy has a TT handles, dayhiker, yet he has the gall to go on overnight trips. What a pud!”

“OK, I'm going to take my festivus over to a nice pub, and discuss it with a nice girl. :)”

“Okay, BB's forgiven. Dayhiker, you're public enemy number one, now!”

“Yet you are neither a Buddha or a Bear...sheesh.”

““I don't know what you're talking about Geobeet, I never did any such thing.”
Buddha Bear

Here's the thread: http://www.thebackpacker.com/trailtalk/thread/17886,-1.php”

“BB - seems like it would be more fun to take a bad girl to a nice pub, no?”

“Isn't this the same jerk who pretty much started all the "I'm leaving" garbage?
BB, sounds like alcohol and unions have ruined your life.”
treebait
1:29:48 PM
12/01/02

Dang, that comment is from 2 years ago.”

“The prevaricator exposed!”

“"A Nigal/BB feats of strength would be something to sale tickets to. I'd pay.”

LOL! All it would take to turn me into a purring #&%!$cat is to get my 12er of Guinness he owes me. Let's see here...he's owed me the beer sense November of 2003...a 12 pack at the going rate for raping credit card companies of 19% interest...carry the 2...and it comes out to 14.28 Guinnesses plus a 4 pack in late charges and we'll be square. To deny a man such a thing is cruler than anything I have done to Buddha. LOL!”

“BB, do you really want me to air my grievances about you here? If so I will oblige you, but I really dont think you or others will like it in the long run. Just let me know either way, the ball is in your court.”

“Now birch, you know as well as I do that if someone doesn't get along with Jay for some reason it HAS to be someone elses fault but his.

One of his favorite breakup lines is, "It's not me. It's you.". LOL!”

“Hell, you could send me an email, or call me. If you don't want to, it's no big deal, just surprising, that's all.

I submit that we throw those huge telephone poles like they do in the Scottish Games in the feats of strength portion of this.

Nigal, I would have given you your beer at the school house last year, but wasn't able to go. Heck, I would have asked you to go to the OSU, MI game on the 20th with the spare ticket that I had, but, you're such a prick, neither will ever happen.”

“Nigal, BB thanks for all you do. Please, tell us more.

Nigal what is the problem with BB?

BB, what could you possibly have against Nigal that most of the posters don't know about?”

“You've got an extra ticket to the UM/Ohio State game? I'll say anything you want me to, Buddha. Principles only go so far.

But, really, I'm kind of bummed about the rift between Buddha Bear and Nigal.

And I'll just say that I hope no one has taken any of my political posts personally. I'll even go so far as to apologize to Nigal for a couple of touchy exchanges a few weeks ago.”

“yeah.
last edited: 11/13/04 4:44:46 PM”

“I did think about you RL!!!, but my friend, who went to OSU, is coming into C-Bus (she lives in Vegas) on the 19th for a job interview, so asking her was a no-brainer. lol!”

“Ha! You don't owe me anything Buddha. I was just given ya a hard time. If fact if you actually did pay up I'd probably pour them out in front of you. :)”

“"And I'll just say that I hope no one has taken any of my political posts personally. I'll even go so far as to apologize to Nigal for a couple of touchy exchanges a few weeks ago.”

You don't need to apologize RL. This is the internet. This is where we air the stuff we don't normally air. I just felt that it might be better if I didn't engage you in our political differences. The political exchanges are best kept to Violin and Buddha and the like because there's nothing to lose there. I wouldn't want to lose anything with you. You owe me no apologies. The only thing I would ask is that politics not be brought around me on any trips or gatherings though. And a heads-up if that’s not possible.

Later taters….”

“Sure thing, Nigal.”