Happy Festivus

“It's the holiday for the rest of us. Who's bringing the pole?”

“ROTFLMAO!!! I would have thought you would have volunteered the pole. LOL!”

“I'll voulenteer the pole, if you promise to decorate!”

“I will chop down that pole for firewood!”

“Birch's name evolutiuon.

Joe - Hyperpacker - Birch - Bobbitt”

“Didn't he get a bacpacker's axe for Christmas?”

“Hey Buddha Bear speaking of holiday greetings, send me your email addy so I can send you a Christmas card.”

“When do we begin the feats of strength?”

“You wanna test the pole for strength?

Waddyah have in mind? Hanging a pack on it?”

“You could prooly hang one of my 11 month old daughters EMPTY socks on that pole,maybe.”

“Now Birch is offering to decorate it!”

“Ouch skully that was low...LOL”

“LMAO! No prob Birch, anytime.”

“I screamed "SERENITY NOW!" this afternoon when I got in my van and it was too caold to start.

I gotta get a new battery!

And Happy Festivus to Y'all.”

“Who dares challenge me in the "Feats of Strenght"?”

“Bring on the "Airing of grievances"!”

“I'll donate "the pole" again this year.”

“Happy Festivus!”

“HAPPY FESTIVUS!!!!!!!!!!!!”

“I forget... what the traditions of Festivus? Isn't there supposed to be an Airing of Grievances or somethin'? <G>

And a pole? LOLOL”

“Tilt I thought that was Thanks giving.”

“lol! I've got my pole up.”

“Who dares challenge me in the FEATS OF STRENGTH!!!!

:-)”

“Well,we've got our aluminum pole up,and I'm working on my list of grievances.On to the feats of strength!Happy Festivus!!!”

“I know it's early, but I have started decorating my pole.


Artex - I CHALLANGE YOU TO FEATS OF STRENGTH!”

“Be careful, Buddha Bear,
Artex wrestles with a 17'8" long kayak in his living room. LOL.”

“BB's started decorating his 'pole' and has issued a challenge to Artie??? Be very, very afraid...”

“yow.”

“I guess they’ll be having a sword fight.”

“Yesterday we had the airing of grievances.”

“did we ever!”

“Artex, leave my man alone!”

“AAhhhhhh, my own female impersonating troll. Christmas came early this year!”

“Buddha, why did you change the locks? I had a job interview in Cleveland and showed up at our new place. Where were you?”

“He was decorating his pole.”

“You're on Buddha Bear. It's a Festivus, for the rest-of-us!”

“

Today is the day!

IT'S FESTIVUS”

“Happy Festivus!”

“I ain't gonna say $#!+ about decorating the pole.”

“Yes, happy festivus.

Now, down to business ...

Buddha ... you lie too much. It's outa control dude. You have to do something about it. Tell the truth for crying out loud.

Mutt ... stop being such a pain in the ass. Use that thing between your shoulders for something good!

Ohio Hiker ... get a life! Let the other bums have a bench once in awhile!

Nigal ... keep your damn pants on. I know ya got nothing to hide, but we still don't want to see it.

Maple ... be careful. You're using up all the bandages. Some of us might need one every now and again.

Fiddleboy and Stratdewd ... Nobody gives a rat's ass. Put your damn cut and pastes on the wall!”

“OK, now for the Festivus Pole competition!”

“Ice tea ... take a spelling course before you graduate.

Chili ... Stop with the freakin Tennessee Volunteers already. Every time you cheer we have to go on Orange Alert.

lizs ... a pink thingy? Stop in a real gear store for crying out loud. Even New Yorkers don't carry pink thingies!

gojo ... bring Sarabelle back. You kidnapped the only dog that can post on message boards. What, do you think you own her or what?

LyndyS ... this studying excuse is wearing thin. Fire up a pot of coffee and get your butt back here!

Tom T ... Stop with the Canyon Rim Trail already. You're wearing out the damn rocks!

Pennsy ... what springs are you pissing in now? Those are springs, dammit, not urinals! Now I know why I see all those damn signs warning hikers to treat the freakin water!”

“Come on peeps. Where's your festivus spirit?”