HowColdIsCold?

“they want zima.

yuck!”

“No, zima is for homosexual men. We want woman beer.”

“LMAO!!!”

“Here is a list of exceptable beers to bring back from the fridge Rad: Guiness, Sam Adams, Corona, or a Fat Tire. There are also several good locally brewed beers, but I realize there is a limit to fridge depth, so I'll take one of the others. Skully and Lyra may wish to add.”

“alright!

between the four of you beer wenches, i figured that i'd have already had some tasty brew! get on the ball!”

“I second the list provided by newgirl. Now hop to it beer gnome, we're getting thirsty.”

“Oh, and I will take a Highland Gaelic Ale - you best be gittin cause it is brewed in NC...

and my feet will be ready for a massage when you git back!”

“"beer gnome," LMAO!!”

“Why does the beer gnome insist that we get him a frothy brewsky? Does he not understand the 4 against 1 thing? Must the gnome learn the hard way?”

“giggle - newgirl said "hard way"”

“LMAO!!”

“Believe me the "hard way" is in no way a pleasurable way. Beer gnomes who refuse to complete their duties are severly punished.”

“yeah! like being hog tied and beat with paint brushes...”

“trust me radagast - I would never even try to tie you up”

“Wow, Smiley is into the kink! (The only thing I ever saw hog tied got a brand on their arse. This being cattle ranchin' country and all.)”

“Ooops, I let the hog tying thing slip... :D
I am smilin, but I'm Shmokee!”

“Do the wenches fancy a Grolsch and a toe sucking?”

“LOL - toe sucking mwahahahahahaha”

“I'll take the Groslch, but the toe sucking isn't up my alley. Thanks for offering though. Ask Smiley, she likes the kink.”

“aahhh, a day on TT would not be complete without some drunken S & M, now would it? LOL!!”

“LOL!!! that'll do.”

“Maybe toe sucking after my beer...so go get me one, Rad!”

“...having or being a temperature that is uncomfortably low for humans
...having a relatively low temperature or one lower than normal or expected
...frickin' chilly”

“Man, I just realized my mistake! Sorry Smokey and Smiley! I got the two of yaz' mixed up. It's the "girl" thing. We should change are names to NewWoman, SmileyWoman, and SmokeyWoman. But I guess then we'd get mixed up w/ the "woman" thing.”

“LMAO! It's a 'girl thang' Ahahahaha”

“Or NewShe, SmileyShe, SmokeyShe..
then it'd be a she thang!”

“Yeah, a girl thing! Hahaha!”

“Its all good, Newgirl! It was fun being thrown into the mix accidentally...”

“Heh heh, now get the woman a beer rad!”

“FIVE beer wenches to bring pimp daddy gnome raddy a brew!”

“wow.. this thread got really kewl and stuff.”

“Hey TownDawg! You gonna git me that beer?”

“Major deterioration TD, but at least we stuck to our own theme.”

“smokygirl.. I was bring a bottle of wine to be honest.. hoping you might show up for this hike..”

“Man, I wish I hadn't have made plans for this weekend cause otherwise I would be there with ma cup! I am doing a one night loop in the GSMNP.

Make sure you plan another one soon!
I think i might make the Linville one if it isn't too late...”

“It's not too late for linville.. but i wont be able to make that one.. my next one after this one is prolly WD's hike at Savage Gulf... unless I get to do JoshMan's in January.”

“Does anyone remember the movie "Planes trains and automobiles"?

The part when they were in the back of the truck and John Candy asks "how cold do you think it is out?"And steve martin says"Ohhh about 1"

To me that is funny.....:)

Just thought I would put that in.....:)”

“WD's hike at Savage Gulf? Is that on the Trips page?”

“sunday temps...

high 34
low 16”

“Smokygirl: WD’s Savage Gulf Trip In February


Radagast: Bring some drugs, we might need it.”

“SmokyGirl: You got a great voice on your answering machine.

Radagast: I'm kidding of course.”

“towndawg: i ain't! brr!”

“Cold is .............. when you think of intentionally get Gonorrhea just for the burning sensation.”

“note to self: never go anywhere that BaSO4 describes as cold”