Useless facts you dont need to know

“humans each produce 3/4 of a litter of gas daily on average”

“a litter?

like kittens?”

“no i mean liter”

“$#@$#%@ typos”

“OH boy another fart thread!!!”

“screw the farts bring back the boobs”

“Why on earth? What would motivate a person to research such a thing?”

“Grant $, thats why.”

“Mel Blanc was allergic to carrots.”

“Crap is not tasty.”

“"Google" search for "crap is not tasty" brings up:

Geore Foreman Lean Mean Lean Green Fat Grilling and Killing ...
... grill. "Mmm.. This is a tasty burger, but I think I ... eats lots of hamburgers, that's
not whats being questioned here ... to do that kind of crap for him. What made ...
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“Ise Tee kant spel”

“LMAO!!!”

“The last 1% of that beer is 99% spit.”

“hydroscopic is a term used to describe any organisem that readily absorbs moister from the atmosphere.”

“3/4 liter aint nothin!”

“Yeah, I'm thinking they don't know my son!”

“they dont know poppnfresh LOL”

“LMAO! How old is ole poop, anyway?”

“hes 18 hehehe”

“Hmmmm...4 years older than my son. I wonder which produces more? What is the age of maximum gas production for guys, anyway? I think for my son it was 12-13. Maybe he's just resting, though.”

“You will die one day.”

“"screw the farts bring back the boobs" from HogOnIce

Don't fart while screwing boobs...”

“as opposed to Useless facts you do need to know?”

“In the next seven days, roughly 800 people will get injured by their jewlery.”

“Maximum gas production by a man can be reached at any age simply by eating Hot kimchee (fermented cabbage)and green apple fig newtons.”

“"Jerry, did you know the human head weighs 8 pounds?"”

“hmm....

40 pound bag... can hold 5 heads.

cool, thanks!”

“LOL!”

“Shrunken or not? Vodo people need to know these things. :P”

“there are 14 states that each have only one area code covering the entire state.”

“Cat urine glows under a black light.”

“That sounds cool I will try it on mine.....:)”

“are you serious?

A large majority of white cats with blue eyes are deaf. White cats with only one blue eye are deaf only in the ear closest to the blue eye. White cats with orange eyes do not have this disability.”

“I wipe my boogers on the inside of the cuffs of my pants.”

“ROTFLMAO!!!”

“LOL.....Buddur.....:)”

“When North America was first settled, beavers there grew to the size of bears.”

“Wynonna's got a big brown beaver.”

“Good song.....”

“The dial tone of a phone is in the key of "F".”

“A blue whale's testicles are as large as a Volkswagen beetle, and a small child could crawl through their major arteries.”

“It is?And it would be cool to see a baby crawl through the major arteries.Put a cam corder on it's head so you could see it live.”

“Next time, pick a thread title that distinguishes your thread from all the other stuff on TT.

;-)”

“To "testify" was based on men in the Roman court swearing to a statement made by swearing on their testicles.”

“Venus is the only planet that rotates clockwise.”

“Viloin - Is that also the root of the word testament?

Last will and ...
The Old and the New...”

“Three out of four Americans comprise 75% of the population.”

“3% of the population has webed feet”

“If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days you would have produced enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee.


(Hardly seems worth it.)


If you farted consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb.

(Now that's more like it!)


The human heart creates enough pressure when it pumps out
to the body to squirt blood 30 feet.

(O.M.G.!)



A pig's orgasm lasts 30 minutes.

(In my next life, I want to be a pig.)



A cockroach will live nine days without its head before it starves to death. (Creepy.)

(I'm still not over the pig.)


Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories an hour.

(Do not try this at home....... maybe at work.)


The male praying mantis cannot copulate while its head is attached to its body. The female initiates sex by ripping the male's head off.

("Honey, I'm home. What the....?!")


The flea can jump 350 times its body length. It's like a human jumping the length of a football field.

(30 minutes... lucky pig... can you imagine??)



The catfish has over 27,000 taste buds.

(What could be so tasty on the bottom of a pond?)



Some lions mate over 50 times a day.

(I still want to be a pig in my next life...quality over quantity)



Butterflies taste with their feet.

(Something I always wanted to know.)


The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue.

(Hmmmmmm........)


Right-handed people live, on average, nine years longer
than left-handed people.

(If you're ambidextrous, do you split the difference?)



Elephants are the only animals that cannot jump.

(OK, so that would be a good thing....)


A cat's urine glows under a black light.

(I wonder who was paid to figure that out?)



An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain.

(I know some people like that.)




Starfish have no brains.

(I know some people like that too.)




Polar bears are left-handed.

(If they switch, they'll live a lot longer.)



Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for
pleasure.

(What about that pig??)”