Useless facts you dont need to know

“There is a mineral called cummingtonite.

http://www.geology.neab.net/minerals/cummingt.htm>link”

“free..didn't you post this same thing a few weeks ago..”

“"When North America was first settled, beavers there grew to the size of bears."
smokygirl
01:35:28 PM
12/28/01

stop foolin!”

“The quack of a duck does not echo... and no one knows why...”

“well thats just quackers!”

“there is no word in the english language that rhymes with orange....

coincidence? i think not...”

“Mel Blanc was allergic to carrots.”

“bedah bedah bedah bebabbeba ba that's all folks....”

“If you don't pay your exorcist bill, do you get repossessed?”

“the term "screwing" comes from the fact that a male pigs little pigy is corkscrew-shaped”

“my hand smells like fish”

“for some sad reason i am not suprised to hear that last lil tidbit of useless fact that i really didn't need to know.........”

“youre dying to know why, i can see it in your eyes.”

“"There are more synonyms for being intoxicated than for any other condition or object in the English language."
- The Guinness Book of World Records”

“...boxing the clown is a close second...”

“Reminds me, gotta get out of this place and into a good drink!”

“Termites eat through wood 2 times faster when listening to rock music...”

“It's not the rock, it's the dope, man. They get the munchies...”

“Bet they would tear through some of those thick stems REAL fast!”

“I can see it now: termite-processed dope...”

“Swimming pools in the US contain enough water to cover San Francisco.”

“That sounds like a good idea.”

“The fastest served ball in tennis was clocked at 154 mph in 1963.”

“Sure that wasn't Jai Alai?”

“Tree was he a tennis player?”

“I don't know. That's what my Snapple bottle cap said.”

“No, but if this ball clocks ya, you may think you're playing tennis...



”

“Back in 1919 the Russian transplant pioneer Serge Voronoff made headlines by grafting monkey testicles onto human males.”

“After the brain damage sets in, that is!”

“Termites eat through wood 2X faster when listening to rock music!”

“more people die every year from head injuries caused by falling coconuts - then by shark attacks.”

“On the new hundred dollar bill the time on the clock tower of Independence Hall is 4:10.”

“"A nickle isn't worth dime"
Yogi Berra”

“Not Jai Alai balls?”

“if you lived here, you'd be home by now...”

“The Hoover Dam was built to last 2,000 years. The concrete in it will not even be fully cured for another 500 years.”

“In the 1985 Boise, Idaho mayoral election, there were four write-in votes for Mr. Potato Head.”

“On the new hundred dollar bill the time on the clock tower of Independence Hall is 4:10."
lumberzac



...woulda been funny, real funny, if it was 4:20....”

“Ho-Ho-Kus, a small town in New Jersey, is the only town in the United States of America that has two dashes in its name.”

“Construction workers hard hats were first invented and used in the building of the Hoover Dam in 1933.”

“"On the new hundred dollar bill the time on the clock tower of Independence Hall is 4:10."
lumberzac



...woulda been funny, real funny, if it was 4:20...."
Roam Around
11:51:15 AM
04/22/04





not that this rich guy would know much about that but roam beat me to the line...damnit”

“The fastest pelota thrown in jai alai was clocked at 188mph.”

“Strangers die everyday.”

“The monkey testicle thing turned out to be a hoax, BTW.”

“The results were overwhelmingly successful.”

“The occasional "black" you fine in canned tuna is rat sheehite!”

“Maybe find? Maybe I need coffee?”

“A raindrop falls at about 7 mph”

“A certain wasp species likes to lay there eggs in figs. That's why Fignewtons (sp?) are crunchy.”