Phriday Phun

“i got 12! hehe! ;-)”

“Trippy, man.”

“Here’s one to give you minutes of phun! http://www.bell-labs.com/project/tts/voices.html" target="_blank">Bell Labs Text-to-Speech Synthesis

I’ve put several things people have said here through this thing. The results can be hilarious!”

“The gnat is the best one!”

“for a flaming good time...
this week's Dan Savage article ”

“Looong article, but P.J. O'Rourke is always worth it.”

“"DOAC," isn't that the funniest thing you've ever heard!! he's always talkin' smack about her, LOL!”

“Yah, and since he's gay, he's immune to her womanly charms...”

“http://www.dailyhowler.com/h051502_2.shtml" target="_blank"> Coulter loses face? ”

“wait, do guys think she's hot?”

“After one beer or five?”

“I think more pertinent question is, do you think she's hot, lyra....”

“wellllll...after one beer or five?

:-D

you people are cracking me up even more than usual today!”

“How many do you think it would take, lyra?

<feverishly taking notes on exactly when lyra gets "beer goggles">”

“i've only ever seen her on the cover of her book, i think...i'd really have to meat, i mean meet, her in person to tell.”

“uh huh....I think I have my answer...”

“i'll leave you with that thought. have a good week-end, ya buncha pervs!
;-)”

“I thought this was a Phish thread?????

My bad.

8D”

“Things to do at Wal-mart while your spouse is taking his or her sweet time:

1. Get 24 boxes of kleenix and randomly put them in people's carts
when they aren't looking.

2. Set all the alarm clocks in housewares to go off at 5 minute
intervals.

3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor to the rest rooms.

4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, 'Code
3 in housewares'...and see what happens.

5. Go to the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.

6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers
you'll only invite them in if they bring pillows from the bedding department.

8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask 'Why can't
you people just leave me alone?

9. While handling guns in the hunting department ask the clerk if he
knows where the anti-depressants are.

10. Dart around the store suspiciously while loudly humming the theme
from 'Mission Impossible'.

11. In the auto department practice your Madonna look using different
size funnels.

12. Hide in the clothing rack and when people browse through whisper
'PICK ME! PICK ME!!'

13. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker assume the fetal
position and scream "NO! NO! It's those voices again!"

.. and last but not least,

14. Go into a fitting room and yell real loudly, 'Hey! We're out of
toilet
paper in here!'”

“http://www.i-am-bored.com/bored_link.cfm?link_id=4789&link_name=Which+Family+Guy+character+are+you?&my_url=http://boygasm.net/quizzes/famguy/


Just cut and past that...I am useless with links.

I am Lois.”

“LOL!! that's pretty funny, i heart The Family Guy. i'm Peter, WTF! i wasn't being that serious, though...


Which Family Guy Character are you? Take the Quiz!”

“http://www.i-am-bored.com/, LOL

I'm the Dog?”

“What are our options, if one does not want to Peter or the dog?”

“There's always the kid with the football-head ---”

“stewie.

(the baby's name)

he's my fav”

“I think there are quite a few people here who can identify with Stewie.”

“ya. he reminds me of MAT. maybe thats why hes so cute.”

“I got "Meg". who the heck is Meg? I don't even know what the show is about. What channel is this on? Where the heck is Snake Eyes and his channeling ability when ya need it!”

“meg is the daughter/sister.

her amazing super power is that she can grow her fingernails pretty fast.”