Phriday Phun

“I do #10 every time I walk into that god awful store, because it is an impossible mission to ever find what I'm looking for.”

“Hey, I caught that button and it didn't take that long”

“well, what do ya know. My fingernails are growing out. By golly, they are the longest they have been in years. Time to get the clippers out and cut them off.”

“OK, so it's not Phriday. So sue me.



http://www.wagenschenke.ch/

First try: 4 meters
Second try: 3 meters
Third try: 50 meters
Fourth try: 72 meters”

“I got to 64 meters.”

“T.G.I.P beeeoutches!”

“yup, and today's a WORK PITCH IN!!!...gotta love the work pitch in...get to eat all the phood from the dirty mystery kitchens of all your coworkers...mmmm, cat hair casserole”

“yeah...and I would be on tmy way to PA/VA right now...if...

anyway, but I am not...so FRIDAYS sucks this weekend!!!! SUCKS!!!!”

“man im so glad its getting cool, highs in the 70's and the lows in the high 40's and low 50's, no more freakin heat and humidity, now its time go hiking!!!”

“Heading home at 12 and heading to the Smokies at 3pm!!!!”

“man u know this ultralight gig is nuts, i was asking ppl at the other site about tents too, but they all seem to be buried in the UL bs, its like a competition to see who can carry the lightest adn who has the neatest gizmos. well screw that for bping is not a competition, its more like a personal adventure, vacation time. im not out there to see who i can beat on the trail today. if they wanna spend the moneys to buy all the lightest gear fine im happy with my average gear thank u very much, besides if i really go light i wont even bring a large bp, i have plenty of primitive skills i can use, alls i need is a knife and some matches. which is about a totall of 1 to 2 pounds. so let them chew on that.”

“easy killer

oh yea, and my pack is lighter than yours”

“I think my sleeping bag is lighter TC :)”

“you're right, i do have a big bag”

“Put it in a stuff sack :P”

“Wash it in cold water.

It'll shrink.”

“blahh...ok no more classes today now its time to take quizzes and drink beer and tease all the freshman who cant buy it.;)
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“I hear ya Gem. We were supposed to be headed somewhere this weekend too. We just gotta think how fortunate we are to have a home to stay home in eh?”

“Amen!”

“Something to make you all smile....

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=8335653541”

“Lol!”

“Why does this remind me of the episode of Friends where Ross buys the leather pants? LOL! Thanks Sass!”

“That's exactly what I thought about too! Then I saw they were a 34" inseam and thought about BB's Elton John thread, lol.”

“Good gawd! That's funnier than the actual auction! LOL!”

“Nice!!! I notice they went for $102.50.”

“What a riot! Makes me think of a few things I could sell....”

“This cracked me up: These were not cheap leather pants. They are Donna Karan leather pants. They’re for men. Brave men, I would think. Perhaps tattooed, pierced men. In fact, I’ll go so far as to say you either have to be very tough, very gay, or very famous to wear these pants and get away with it.”

“I think one word encapsulates the requirements, be it straight or gay, for wearing leather pants. It's called "hung".”

“I have "I'm too Sexy" by Right Said Fred going through my mind now. All I can see is some poor schmuck dancing in leather pants thinking he looks hot.”

“TB - you've passed along various HPM attire faux paus before. Any leather we should know about?”

“Nothing like that. THere was a time when he'd look good in them, but now, well...”

“Sadly it's the way it goes.... I can't really say that Birch ever would have looked good in leather pants but then I'm not sure anyone ever really looks good in leather pants, even Rod Stewart.”

“EVEN Rod Stewart?? say it isn't so, Sass!
:-D”

“More phuckin' Phriday Phun...

1. Grab a calculator (You won't be able to do this one in your head)
2. Key in the first three digits of your phone number (NOT the area code)
3. Multiply by 80
4. Add 1
5. Multiply by 250
6. Add the last 4 digits of your phone number
7. Add the last 4 digits of your phone number again
8. Subtract 250
9. Divide number by 2

Do you recognize the answer”

“HTF!? Very cool!”

“oh yummy, look at that bright-white old man butt!! i think he should get a smaller swimsuit.”

“Awe crap, the auction is over allready.

Yeah baby!
I coulda worked those pants!”

“I would have worn them on the Mammoth Cave hike!”

“I can just see WK wearing those pants as he kareeokies to I Touch Myself!”

“Huh.

I wonder how much I could get for those David Lee Roth assless leather chaps in the back of my closet.”

“I'll give ya $20.
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“V - been hanging out at the Blue Oyster bar or something?”

“Rod Stewart is NOT sexy, never has been, never will be... and the thought of him in leather pants makes me want to take an anti-nausea pill....”

“That was some great advertising copy!”

“Make yer own police sketch: http://www.i-am-bored.com/bored_link.cfm?link_id=13208”

“holy crap, that is fun!! at first i was scared, but then i started playing with it...and i made Tarpy!! LMAO! ok it doesn't really look THAT much like him, but i think it would work as a police sketch...”

“It looked like this:




Didn't it?”

“HA! that's a good one. the one i made of him is ScaryJ; the one he made of him is tom_md. i told him he gave himself a fat face! lol. fuuuuun times.”

“this is totally for making guys' faces (not girls')! i tried to make me, and i was hideous!”