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Farts, Boobs, and BackpackingView Messages“What will I be doing this weekend? Shmokey will be out backpacking in the GSMNP, farting,and feeling her boobs to keep her hands warm!! How's that for a thread? Maybe we are all going stir crazy... :>” 12:46:31 PM 12/28/01 “sounds like ole "shmokey" has a plan for the weekend” 12:54:33 PM 12/28/01 “they bo together like peas and carrots” 12:55:34 PM 12/28/01 “that is, they go together” 12:56:08 PM 12/28/01 “Well it is Friday and the 'Pottying in the woods-kids want to know' thread hasn't been resurrected yet.” 12:56:56 PM 12/28/01 “LOL!! Happy Phriday everyone!! 3 more hours and I am outta heah!!! WOOOOOOOOOEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!” 12:58:13 PM 12/28/01 “Farting is fun. Boobs feel good. Backpacking is life.” 12:59:44 PM 12/28/01 “Hey, what a nice poem, iluv! Farting is necessary. Boobs are very necessary. Backpacking is my intangible drive to reconnect with nature and life as I know it. "Use it up, wear it out, make it do, or do without" -- Walker sisters” 1:04:01 PM 12/28/01 “Thank you.....:)” 1:06:06 PM 12/28/01 “Farts, Boobs, and Backpacking: Three things that take the breath away.” 1:26:09 PM 12/28/01 “Thats good I like that....:)” 1:27:26 PM 12/28/01 “ok i have boobs and love backpaking but i wont admit to the other... I ALWAYS blame it on poppinfresh...” 3:45:55 PM 12/28/01 “i thought you WERE poppinfresh? and i thought you were a man?” 3:48:37 PM 12/28/01 “oops that was me....he forgot to log out LOL hes gonna kill me” 3:53:25 PM 12/28/01 “B U S T E D” 5:05:20 PM 12/28/01 “LMAO! You should have seen the one I accidentally posted as Sauron. It involved wearing a dress and flirting with a salesman. ROTFLMAO!!!” 5:07:59 PM 12/28/01 “Note to self: If ever you go hiking with smokey be sure to leave the gloves at home and complain of cold hands...a lot! "Ah, say Smokey, I seam to have forgotten my gloves and my hands are absolutely freezing. Mind if I rub yer boobs? Ya know, just to warm them just a bit?". My luck she'd just offer to fart on them!” 11:45:28 PM 12/28/01 “LMAO nigal,,,,well at least you should have a 50/50 chance.” 11:52:15 PM 12/28/01 my sis forgot login “i have man boobs though working on getting rid of them” 11:52:53 PM 12/28/01 LOL “Well, were are back to boobs again. A great subject..... I have been out on 3 different day hikes in the last six days and am getting ready to head to Anza Barrego. So I know I am not stir crazy. Just so you know your not really stir crazy, the posts really are fun....” 12:03:53 AM 12/29/01 Anza “where is that?” 12:08:22 AM 12/29/01 “Ohhhh no..............:0” 12:47:29 AM 12/29/01 “I should say so Tilt. W I D E O P E N !” 1:53:30 AM 12/29/01 “Hey poopdaddy, what's yer braw size?” 1:55:52 AM 12/29/01 “Yo smokygirl- BY any chance do you kow a big time gsmnp hiker from Townsend named Scott?He builds houses.” 1:27:12 PM 12/29/01 “LOL....:)” 1:41:44 PM 12/29/01 “You have to know this is a thread I would bite.” 9:17:22 PM 12/30/01 “boob biter?” 9:32:52 PM 12/30/01 “tit teether?” 9:42:39 PM 12/30/01 “mammary muncher?” 9:43:07 PM 12/30/01 “gazonga gobbler?” 9:43:34 PM 12/30/01 “Titty Teetotaler?” 9:45:57 PM 12/30/01 “BAD BOYS.” 9:47:57 PM 12/30/01 “who's bad? I dunno... the guy who made that phrase famous had strange hobbies. Probably still does.” 10:31:28 PM 12/30/01 “Nibble Nippler” 10:42:35 AM 12/31/01 “Hobbit? Izzat YOU?” 2:00:29 PM 12/31/01 “ I have nipples, Focker, could you milk me?” 2:47:48 PM 12/31/01 “dang, kleet.” 2:51:07 PM 12/31/01 “Calm down, raddy! Ain't you seen 3:03:17 PM 12/31/01 “Howzit Mel? Yup, 'tis I. Couldn't resist responding to a thread with a name like this one has. Came CLOSE to your neck of the woods a week or two ago, hauling cheese to San Leandro. That Donner Pass is one hell of a pull in a 18 wheeler. The worst of it is, they closed it down just as I was wanting to go home, so I had to head south to I-15. (Okay, I know I wasn't exactly in your back-yard, but it was closer than I've been in a long time)” 10:11:00 AM 1/01/02 “Millions of people have pets name Focker after that movie. I hope they are not trying to milk them.” 10:46:39 AM 1/01/02 “Milk does ya good......Ummmmmm Crazy Mike....:)” 9:47:22 PM 1/01/02 “hey all you fookers, I get to go backpacking next weekend :D huray!” 2:40:24 PM 1/10/05 “hey coyote,went camping,and horseback ridin last weekend!” 6:08:40 PM 1/10/05 “spanking of classic threads.... :) hey, its Friday, right?” 12:24:07 PM 8/24/07 “spanking???” 12:28:59 PM 8/24/07 “Was that one of those Freudian slips?” 12:38:22 PM 8/24/07 “Sounds more like a fingering slip!” 12:40:55 PM 8/24/07 “Spanking goes w/ boobs and backpacking, but farts? (sorry CrazyGurl, through you off w/ my edit) last edited: 8/24/07 12:47:24 PM” 12:41:42 PM 8/24/07 “OK...for Sarge we will add the beer as well.” 12:43:09 PM 8/24/07
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