HMWH New Years Resolutions

“1. I resolve to seriously consider mail order brides from Russia or China.

2. I resolve to search for the Sweedish Bikini Team on the trail every time I hike.

3. I resolve to pack in, and drink beer on every trip, no matter the weight.

4. I resovle to purchase the movie "Swordfish", just so I can view Halle Berry's breasts as frequently as possible.

5. I resolve to watch 10% more football in 2002.

6. I resolve to watch women's figure skating, just to check out the nice butts.

7. I resolve to leave the toilet lid open.

8. I resolve to obtain the elusive 2 on 1 trophy that every man wishes to have in his trophy case.

9. I resolve to forgive my beaver whipped married buddies when they can't hang out because they have to attend a couples candle party.

10. I resolve to kick a$$ on the trail, and, if need be, in any other aspect of life.

This message was brought to you by HMWH Club TT division”

“Buddha, I am glad that you know your direction in life. Let us have the end of year report on how well you accomplished your goals. And if you do find the Swedish bikini team,,,,I hope that is a hike I am on with you.”

“sadie arebia you can get 4 or 5 for about 5 u.s dollors”

“"...And if you do find the Swedish bikini team,,,,I hope that is a hike I am on with you"

Better that than be there for Buddha's #8 resolution.”

“I always thought those ice-skating derierres were the best. #6 is a worthy goal in life.
I will not comment on #8. It might incriminate me to the point of being elected president of HMWH Club.”

“Sounds like you're getting soft BB.. might have to change the name of the club--to Beautiful Women Lover's Club”

“I already do number 2. But I really like number 3. Beer is good. I usaully bring a bottle of wine with but I like beer better. Also i'm going to become one of the best damn camp fire guitarest ever”