KAMIKAZE UFO TARGETS EARTH

“A kamikaze UFO loaded with super nukes is on a collision course with Earth - and top military and space experts from around the world have called a secret meeting to deal with the crisis.

That's the alarming report leaked by a disgruntled UN delegate.

The delegate, identified only as being from a sub-Sahara African country, revealed that the meeting is so super-secret that even top U.N. authorities have been denied access.

There's simply no time for catering to the egos of international prima donnas, or long, drawn-out debates by politicians.

It's a time for rapid, decisive action - by professional warriors with the means and the know-how to knock out this nuclear juggernaut before it turns our planet into chunks of flaming space gravel.

According to the sketchy information provided by the delegate, the giant spacecraft is packed to the brim with a devastating nuclear cocktail designed to shatter our planet on impact and knock it off its axis.

The identity and motivation of the alien civilization behind the attack is apparently unknown to the consortium of military and space authorities from the United States, Russia, England, Japan and mainland China known to have joined forces in the defensive effort.

Suspicions and old enmities threatened to derail the cooperative effort - and Chinese authorities were especially reluctant to share their military secrets - until someone in Beijing made it clear that cooperation was the only way humanity could hope to survive.

Consequently, plans are believed to be underway to launch a rocket packed with our own nuclear bombs from a secret military launching site in Mongolia's Gobi desert to intercept the killer UFO.

Astronauts and cosmonauts aboard the International Space Station may be used to guide the interceptor.”

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