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“We have newbies coming.. look out.”

“hey TD, I resemble that”

“heh.. howdy good buddy.. naw we got a bunch MORE coming now.

Say hi to Elron and the Great White Sherpa!”

“Matt ought to put you on the payroll, TD.

*VBG*”

“Sheesh, TownDawg!! I don't know whether to give you the award for the greatest number of obnoxious thread titles with nospacesbetweenwords.... or bringing in the greatest number of newbies? (Note I refrained from using "obnoxous" with the newbies...LOL)

AAaaaaaaaaaahhhh, you win BOTH!!!

It's like you're Moses or something. OR... maybe the Pied Piper of Newbies...LMAO!!!!”

“DangerDangerWillRobinson!!!”

“you think my threads are obnoxious?.. *sniff sniff*”

“That would be *sniffsniff*


LOL!! hehehehe I didn't say your threads were obnoxious. JUST that we can tell which OnesTheyAre. (Hey, I gotta admit, that is how I title my Word documents and sometimes my photos.......LOL ;-)

Here, you want a hanky for that runny nose? Moooooooohahahahaha”

“TownDawg, let my people post.”

“TD, you are the TT Ambassador. Do you get a reserved parking space at the trail heads?”

“lol”

“chili36: ya.. how did you know?”

“Saw a sign at the Janice Trail Head on the Black Creek Trail...."Reserved for TownDawg, Ambassador of Goodwill for Trail Talk".

It was a dead give away. LOL.”

“You the Dawg...Happy Newbie...errr New Year. How was the trekk?”

“Especially if you have an associate name Brutus.”

“Beware the ides of any month.”

“Especially April 15.”

“What does that mean????

8|”

“Act III
Scene i: As Caesar goes to the capitol, the soothsayer reminds him
that it is the Ides of March. Artemidorus begs Caesar to read his
letter, but Caesar brushes him aside. The conspirators are nervous.
Caesar dismisses Metellus Cimber’s petition to repeal the banishment
of his brother; despite Brutus’ intervention, Caesar’s tone is arrogant.
The conspirators use the petition as a way to get close to Caesar, and
then they stab him, Casca first, and Brutus last. Antony enters
saddened.”

“It's been a pretty good day so far for me. Nobody has stabbed me to death yet or anything. Is Bubba close enough to count as Brutus? This is Kentucky after all. Odds are that all of my neighbors are named Bubba. Should I be worried?”

“I took my dog for a walk in the woods. She didn't impale herself on a stick. Good day for me thus far.”

“Et tu Brute?

(I'm not sure of the Latin)”

“The ides is the middle day of the month, any month. Obsolete terminology now. More common in Shakespeare's time.”

“Yeah, I think that's right, Pathman...

I had a Calculus prof who always said that he was 'a more fathoms per fortnight kind of guy'.

So a month is two fortnights with the ides in-between?”

“Why can't we just say the middle of the goddamn month?!?!”

“It saves bandwidth?

'the middle of the goddamn month'

v.

'the ides of the month'

...equals a savings of like 80 bits. Hey, it adds up, <G>. Then again, if you take the whole thread into account (and a few others, ... )”

“Somehow 'middle of the goddamn month' just seems to lack the romantacism of 'the ides of the month' for me. I don't know. Maybe it's just me.”

“....beware the middle of the goddamn month of march.”

“Nah...”

“Well then I guess we should just say - "Hey Brutus - were you in on this thing too?"”