WinADateWithSmokyGirl

“Well, Smoky, the choice is becoming clearer.

Slim has simply "claimed" you, as if you were a piece of meat. (Did you see Braveheart?)

TownDawg and Big Foot both rhymed, but both completely ignored the 25-word limit...so if you're looking for a bad-boy, one of them might do...

Chili just wants to know what college team you root for.

....”

“teefies..
"i will make sho I put in my teeth for that week! Woooweee!
ahahahhahahahah!"
smokygirl
12:43:56 PM
01/02/02
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Smokygirl -

What were you doing in Cosby? That is still white light'ning country. And some of the large houses in the area were not build on just tobacco grown for Lucky Strike!

Say, I'll bring an extra cup to Hot Springs. Then we can let our dentures soak side by side. (Note: I've finally learned to brush my teeth regularly, now that I have no teeth.)

Paul”

“she's mine, mine mine, all mine...go away nowslimmer, your not going to spoil my chances, I back hand you with the white glove..."smack" that hurt didn't it. I challenge you to a duel...have your people contact my people, and maybe we'll do lunch.”

“What is this Senior Rights routine? Is that in the fine print on the back o' that Golden Eagle Pass?”

“"she's mine, mine mine I tell ya, I'll lick ya all in an unfair fight...you have to be tied up, but not me. hehehe"
stikmon
06:27:12 PM
01/02/02

I saw your first challenge, stikmon. You are unfair! You know that lunch is not allowed on my training diet. Flee while you can.

A photo session is scheduled next Monday. Soon you'll be able to see what is meant by "Senior Rights" on Phil's Photo page.

Oops, guess I better go read the string, "Phil's Photo page and Frontal Nudity." It might be necessary to enlist "Photo Impact" to patch the picture a little!”

“Why I want a date with Smokey Girl.

I want to date smokey girl because I feel that I can provide for her. I own a trailer and have plenty of extra large appliances that can be used for yard decorations. I also own two 1976 Cameros (one is up on blocks and used for parts only). I can hunt and cook a mean squir4rel stew. Also, becuae my kin are all yankees, I prolly can get a good job at Piggly Wiggly in mamnagement or somethin'. She's be in good hands with me.

I also want to win the date because I know she's prolloy a sure thing on the first date. My daddy said if you feed them southern girls some peach wine, and tell em' how much ya loved Dale (#3), they'll be in the sack quicker then gojo can crack a beer.”

“Just write in 25 words or less why you want to WinADateWithSmokyGirl and you might be the winner. TownDawg
12:39:56 PM
01/02/02

You're disqualified...too many words! LOL.”

“heh.. I tried to do it in less than 25 words.. but my passion for her companionship runneth over.”

“I gotta meet this gal! :)”

“she's on jerry springer, RIGHT NOW!!!!”

“who all can enter in this win a date?”

“"I don't know about the others,
Rude or noble, foul, clean,
How they treat sisters and mothers,
But I would treat you like a queen. ..."

Fritz
09:17:07 PM
01/02/02
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I eat bears for breakfast and use dogs for snowshoes.

It's Fritz I'm worried about. His last post was sneaky. He did not even mention that he is still competing. But what does he know about how to treat a Queen. He showed no respect by writing it with a small q. It takes the King to know how to treat the Queen. But unfair stikmon will strike by getting word to Mrs. Fritz.”

“smokygirl, i'll let you fetch me all the beer i want.

when i get stuck in the mud, i'll let you, my favorite wench, errr... winch, get me out.

i'll let you shave my back hair, free of charge, too!”

“Big Foot - that was very nifty.. hmmm.. big foot? cough, cough.. ahem..

Stikmon is very convincing, but Nowslimmer is such a romantic!! Our teefies side by side... OH!!!

I sho like my men shneaky, Fritzie!

ehehehheheh!

Nowslim - I was poking around in Cosby. Took a small unofficial trail to McCarter homesite, and visited a graveyard in Greenbrier. My Momma works at UT hospital, and she gets a lot of people from Cocke county. Boy, does she has some stories to tell! I suppose the Mary J. replaced the White Lightnin cash crop, huh? hee hee!
You ever eat at the Front Porch? Talk about some good pickin and eatin!!!
:D”

“I like my backs hairy - all the mo to run my fingers thru!”

“man.. not even mentioned?.. geezz... I'm not even in the running!..

*pouts, trying to think of something wittier to post*”

“TownDawg, mornin!
I mentioned you befo...

btw, i like my bears soft and cuddly!”

“Hey, Slim...

The desperation you're revealing
Simply isn't that appealing
If you think the prize, you're stealing,
Put your teeth in and stop your squealing!”

“*beams*

cuddly?.. yeppers, that's me!.. warm.. cuddly.. furry.. wonderful companion for those chilly nights around the campfire!”

“Slim, sorry about that last one, it was uncharacteristically unkind.

You're cool, I'm sure Smoky'd be happy to have a date with ya.














(And please don't call Mrs. Fritz!)”

“No shaving!
"I like my backs hairy - all the mo to run my fingers thru!"
smokygirl
09:10:25 AM
01/03/02

That completely rules me out.”

“eEewwwwww. chili36, you are one of those NO HAIR kind of guys?”

“Fritz - When Smokygirl and I get our teeth together, who knows what's next. (nice poem)

Smokygirl - Next trip you and your Mother are invited to celebrate with me at the Front Porch. I'll have to meet her anyway, to let her know how I feel about you. Then I'll be able to see how beautiful you'll still be after a few years (although I'm not worried in the slightest). I look forward to hearing the stories and I'll buy. (anything to win your favor)

Yes I've been there and you're right about their food. And I know some real romantic dining places in the area, too.

After dinner we can play some pool at the 3-Way across from the post office. With you and your Mother as bait, maybe I can pick up enough to pay for the dinner from a tourist or two. And as hot as you are, the fireworks on the other corner will probably go up in a blast.

Paul”

“Woooweeee - enchilados and baby back, baby back, baby back ribs!!!!”

“Sexy voices get me, makes my heart skip beats and stall
Town Dawg said he loved your voice, was he talking about a Southern drawl

I think that`s 25 words on the money, but I ran out of fingers and toes
southern girls, southern comfort and southern nights, I`m good to go for those”

“TD, at least there is none on my back.”

“I'm a wooly bully.. not as bad as some guys.. but definitely a teddy bear.”

“I don't have too much of a Southern drawl... :(
I don't say "Y'uns"
but I say "Y'all"
if ya take away my whiskey
y'all will hear me squall!

(hey, it's early still, isn't it?)

That was good, Grosse Fusse (Big Foot in bad German)!”

“... it's almost lunchtime!

Time to eat chili...thank the lawd for my good-smellin office candle!

Chili36 - you mean you don't have any lil free-spirited curlies on yo back? Not even sie lower back?

LOL!!!”

“LOL,.. I think I`m in love, but maybe it`s your mother I need....
I too make about 7 gallons of chili at a time and I`m German and Irish, fleshed out and full grown. I may not be your type, I live for fun, but try as I might, I`m just bad to the bone!”

“smokygirl, did I mention that I have won both the Tennessee and North Carolina State Chili Championships,,,and have been 2nd in Mississippi and Arkansas? I tend to concentrate more on my culinary skills than I do body hair.”

“eheheh! german/irish, Grusse Fusse? You must be wery, wery feisty!! Bite, bite, scratch, scracth!”

“My momma married a good Kentucky gentleman!!

Chili36!!! That is awesome!! Are your recipes secret?”

“heh.. I luv this.. it is so kewl how all the guys scramble when a cute girl posts.. :)

well smoky girl.. don't know nuttin about your luv life.. but hey.. you might have a few potential suitors here.. *lol*..

I am about to go get lunch here also.. may still have your itinerary for TrailDays sometime late today.. but right now my phone won't stop ringing..

:)”

“Makin` love for me`s not a mishap
not a fight at all, but you`ll feel like you`ve been in a scarp
I don`t tend to scratch that much and only if it`s called for do I bite
but, just a word of caution, I don`t sleep much, I`m good to go both day and night
I am into roll playing, you can call me Al, if I can call you Betty
if you`re in the market for a wild man and wild times, just call me anytime you get ready”

“smokygirl, of course my recipes are secret, but I might be pursuaded to share.”

“Enjoy lunch, TownDawg.
That's cool and thank you!

This was hilarious!

Personally, I am drawn to a special Southern suitor here in Knoxville, but he hasn't bent the rusty nail with his toe for my third finger yet!”

“hmmm... Big Foot.. cough, cough...ahem!

Chiliman - I will remember that!!
Break out the beans, baby!”

“Shucks, now I know I`m not the one
but I had nothing to do and this was lots of fun
just keep in mind if he can`t do it for you there`s those that can
I don`t know you at all, but I know this, that guy you got is a lucky man”

“You are a talented lil foot, aren't ya?

I keep you especially in mind - I love sie feets!”

“LOL,.. bet the farm on it, but words have nothing to do with what I do best! My best times I couldn`t even think to talk, or find the words later to describe it all!LOL

This has been fun,.. Take care of You!”

“hey smokygirl..i used to live down in Jones Cove and was at the Front Porch opening day....Cosby an old stompin grounds...
ok;;;;”

“oh yeah? Why you move? A good friend of mine used to live in Richardson's Cove. She can't stand to go there anymore because of all the changes...
makes her sad.
I'm not happy about widening the highway or the crowding, but sigh.. what can you do?

The couple that run the Front Porch are real sweet! I think the lady's name is Eilene?

You know where Dupont is at?”

“I've warned you guys. Ingemar Johansson., the Swede with the "mighty right," won the heavyweight boxing championship with a knockout, just like he predicted. Well, I have some of that Swedish blood in my veins, too. Heed my warnings.

Given a little encouragement, Grosse Fusse is getting carried away. Likewise, with the City Dog. And Fritz is still hanging in there. (Where's the telephone?) GOOSE will probably pull something soon, too. I may have to work a little harder, maybe pull out a few hidden punches. But in aikido, we learn how to handle a crowd!

When I take Smokygirl and her Mother to dinner, will that count as a double date?

Smokygirl, you're starting to show some class and education. What a catch you are! Can I do the ordering for us? i.e. zwie mal bier, bitta, und machen sie snell! For the Front Porch: Hoven, triganos mas cervesas, por favor. (I keep forgetting to get my German and Spanish dictionaries out of storage. Ah, those memories of Stuttgart and Panama ...and Baja ... Puerto Rico, Columbia, Japan, Adak, Siberia, Visby, Madrid, Astoria ... The world can be our backyard.)

PS: Old age has an advantage. A wild time with Big Foot would be tame. My cardiologist has prescribed viagra for me. No way can these young bucks compete. But I believe in marriage first(sometimes second), another old habit. Sort of like showing respect for the girl of my dreams. But shame on such talk so soon, lets just get acquainted at the Hot Springs Trail Days.

Paul”

“ahhahhaa! Nowslim, you are somethin else!! "Two more biers and make it fast!!"
was the Spanish "Three more biers and make it fast?"

My Momma is straight from Bremerhaven - you been there too?

Hee! I think Trail Days will be a blast - we shall see what TownDawg has cookin, itenary-wise...”

“I concede. NowSlimmer is my pick.

Can I chaperone?”

“:D Prime choice!”

“... i mean prime choiceS... :D”

“And I was just about to pull out all the stops...oh well...but hats off to nowslimmer.

Pretty smoothe!”

“waitaminute!

TownDawg, Millipede said he had Viking blood in his viens and Nowslimmer is telling us he's got it too.

Hmmmmm.........”