WinADateWithSmokyGirl

“Smokygirl - Thanks. You'll have no regrets, because you have my upmost respect.

No, that was supposed to be: Waiter, bring us some more beer, please. I could express it more politely, but I need a dictionary.

Yes, I've been to Bremerhaven. And as much of the world that I have seen and experienced, it only exposes how much more there is to do and experience. But it all pales to sincere love between a man and a woman.

You shall have your choice of the menu. And did I tell you that I was maitre d' in a Chinese Restaurant for two years. I get all the Chinese and Spanish food that I want, free!

As far as blood lines go, my last two daughters are 25% of each of Chinese, Panamian, Swedish, and English with whatever else came over on the Mayflower. English is their second language, although they are as American as apple pie. They are eligible to join the DAR. They are both beauties, athletic, and bright. One greaduated from Johns Hopkins in 2000, and the other just started in college.

Paul”

“Your daughters sound lovely! You are fortunate and they are as well!

baby back, baby back, baby back ribs for me!!”

“Yupyupyup.. NowSlimmer is /really/ Millipede and his merry band.. :)”

“TownDawg

You can put that idea to rest. I just send you an email with a photograph attached.

Paul”

“heya Paul.. heh.. it's in inside joke.. you are fine, man.. :)..

humanpackmule knows who I am showing the picture of..”

“Ah Hah! I thought he was a little TOO smoothe! Well, by Odin, it will take more than extravagant words and Viagra to win this!”

“It's all over GOOSE.

Paul”

“She`s got a dude, she doesn`t need an old fart
there`s nothing to win, she had man from the start
I never was in the race, I said early on I was just funnin`
make no mistake about it, you`d have your hands full was I in the runnin`
with all of this talk of biting, scratching and pulling of hair
someone already said it before, but for love I wouldn`t play fair
talk is mighty cheep, but it`s a different thing when it comes to push and shove
I`d doublecross the devil and jump the hounds of hell, if it`d bring me true love
this was only for fun, don`t make me have to whip up on all of y`all
fun`s fun, but for true love you have to be willing to give it your all
and any of you that thinks you`re bad enough you can whip me, you sure better have a back up plan
I can give you a whipin` and make you like it, you`ll run home and tell everyone, Big Foot`s da man
your mother warned you there`d be days like this and about that bad boy, I`m the one
the one girls dream about meeting and better men fear, that`s right, I`m just a bad`un
now the bad part in all of this is most of that`s true
I`ve been doing all of this stuff for fun, how about you
now slide over here Betty and forget that cover
I`m a mighty good fighter, but a much better lover”

“hairy backs - Y'all are a strappin lot!!

Al you better stop that fancy scratchin... giggle, giggle.

If I slide on over, can i rub yo big ole feets?”

“LOL,.. you bet!”

“Nice poem, Big Foot.
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"... there`s nothing to win, she had man from the start ..."

Big Foot
01:40:19 PM
01/03/02

"... but he hasn't bent the rusty nail with his toe for my third finger yet!"
smokygirl
11:06:04 AM
01/03/02
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You never can be sure of the outcome until it's over! A lot of strange things happen in this world. I entertain no false hopes, just dreams and a desire to live every day to the fullest. Did you see the movie, "Grumpy Old Men." I liken myself to the bait seller, who went and had an enjoyable evening with the woman, while the others were just watching and wishing. And his description of the event was beautiful, something which I have experienced.



See


Paul”

“nowslimmer,... you`re right, if it isn`t chiped in stone it`s not to late, that chiped in stone thing has to do with grave markes by the way, anything can happen,....

I was just playing and having some fun, there`s not many places on TT for a nut that likes to spout poetry and I just jumped on it!LOL

I`m sorry if anyone took me wrong and didn`t know I was teasing!”

“:0

you were only teasing??!!

:D (psst..all in good fun)”

“hey smokeygirl - how about this...”

“LOL! ...how bout what sllllloth?”

“what did you do? Fart?”

“Don`t get me wrong girl, I can back up all of that anytime you call my marker in!LOL

You just aren`t in the market and I`m not ready yet, I`m still in love with a ghost of what once was!
I`ve only loved once and I meant every word of it! I may play at some things, but love I take very serious!

Don`t let that stop you though, if you want sapy poetry, I`m your man!LOL”

“Two Souls in Communion

What are they seeing, when they look in each other's eyes?
What are they feeling, when they see each other smile?
Is it love, I don't know - or an emotion that I've outgrown?

Did I take a wrong turn - in on life's winding road?
Won't somebody help me find the right way to go?
My life need some correction, alteration and direction.
Wont somebody stand by me - yes, I'm lost, yes, I'm lost, yes, I'm lost.

What is the secret of this time of mine?
Two souls in communion, both body and mind.
Is it special magic, or just the nature of things?
Come see the great spirit, not for beggars but for kings.

You who have found it please help me along.
I'm a man, I'm a man, - I'm not made out of stone.
My needs they are simple, I don't want anything,
but I surely want to fly on those wings, on the run, one more time.”

“:”

“sheet! that coincided with the Titty Warmer thread!!
Woowee!”

“Was this what I was expecting?
I wasn't expectin anyting.”

“No little one, if you were my true love and you only loved me
I`d show you the hidden secrets of love, the way it`s supposed to be
nothing rushed, or hurried over, everything happens in it`s own sweet time
little by little you would give yourself over to me and I`d make you mine
with those hot wet kisses that can often turn into fire
my lips would know the length of you and stem your desire
I haven`t lied to you, every word of it was ture
I could show you another world that you never knew”

“"nothing rushed, or hurried over, everything happens in it's own sweet time"

"my lips would know the length of you and stem your desire"

"Is it special magic or the nature of things"


Shmokygirl is entering TRAILer park heaven....
sigh... sigh.... sigh....”

“LOL,... I`d love to stay and play, but I have a friend in need and I must run!

Thanks for being a good sport and letting me play!”

“trailER park heaven
It's a real good deal-o!

FZ


Can't pass up a straight line like that! No Way!”

“Yeah, but does smokygirl look good in low rise jeans?”

“Smokygirl - It sure would be heavenly, if you were to come down to Florida and visit here at my cozy place in "Trailer Haven." (Are you due for a winter vacation?) I just put an extra mug in the bathroom for your choppers, next to mine of course. It will remind me that Trail Days are coming to Hot Springs.

Paul”

“Hmm, let's see here, no hair on my back, no false teeth, no "poetry", well, I don't stand a chance here,,,,,,next!!!!”

“Give it up guys, move along there`s nothing here to see
the girl`s already taken, if not she`d have taken up with me
come on now pack it up boys, don`t pine for what might have been
we`ll get together and do this again, if she ever gets rid of him
and you know what, it could happen and someday soon it just might
something tells me it`s hopeless because he`s gonna treat her right
guys there`s nothing we can write to win her, there`s nothing we can say
that boy knows a good`un when he sees it, he`s not going to let her get away
there`s steps to a romance and that old boy beat us taking her to the dance
if he steps on your toes sweet one Please, remember me, all I need is a chance
a chance`s all a lover needs to to show you the lengths it can reach
before the dance is even over, we`ll both know the love in each
it`s true you know what they say, there`s steps to love, just like in a slow dance
guys, it`s time to piss on the fire and call the dogs, we never even had a chance”

“maybe she will let us stand around, and at least take in her ambience?”

“I think I should at least get an "honorable mention."”

“Standing around beating a dead horse, we`re not going to get to ride
damn me for being a silly fool, but goodness knows, at least I tried
we don`t get to fly the plane, but we still want to watch it fly
someone else`s already in control of things, but yet we wanna try
I don`t get to drive the train, throw the brakes, or ring the bell
but let that sumbuck jump those tracks and you see who catches Hell
why is it we stand around and wish for what can never be
she`s in love with someone else, why couldn`t it`ve been me”

“"I think I should at least get an "honorable mention."



You did real good, Fritz. I really thought that your entry would win.




Say, TownDawg, this was a nice string you and Smokygirl started. How 'bout publishing the itinerary to the Trail Fest or giving us a link? Perhaps we could have a real get-together there. Or, is it worth attending?




One comment from this link is:








"Trail fest seems to have fizzled out a bit, Dan “Wingfoot” Bruce lives here in Hot Springs and didn’t even attend any of the festivities so how important can this celebration be?? One wonders..."










This link indicates that the Fest is only one day, April 20, 2002.







Paul”

“I should have used the test html string. Sorry for all the extra lines.”

“Thanks, Paul. I am honored that you mentioned me. ;-)

And I'm looking forward to meeting you in....28 days!”

“Fritz,... I think you won ol` son, but don`t hold your breath
seems we`ve run her off, or at the least scared her half to death”

“Fritz, you said somewhere you needed to talk to me?.. do you have my phone number?”

“Big Foot, thanks, you did an admirable job as well.

Methinks we all won, got our little kicks and grins.

Slim, maybe you could bring your last two daughters on the FLorida ECT... ;-)

TownDawg, I'd like to get your perspective on career changes, that's what I wanted to pick your brain about.”

“are y'all sure that you WANT a date with this 'girl'?

we ain't even seen a picture of this guy, err.... 'girl'.”

“At this point, I think so many guys at TT are desperate, just the mere possibility of a backpacking babe is enough for them to get off.”

“i think you're right.”

“Just kicks and grins, guys.

Passing the time.

Besides, if I was single and looking for a date, I wouldn't be applying...

I'd be taking apps. ;-)”

“ha ha

My first daughter, not one of the two mentioned, has been in some Hollywood films and has done some other film work. The first film, "Feeling Minnesota" on which she worked with some big stars, gave her screen credit for "costumes."

Maybe this year I even will release some info on my three sons!
See some of you soon in ONF.

Paul”

“maybe. i sense true desperation in too many of the responses, though.”

“LOL Rad,.. the same thought had crossed my mind
but you know what they say, true love is blind
Town Dawg may have set us up, the thought came to me real fast
was it confused-ass that said, the one laughing now finally got the joke at last”

“Actually...

"He who laughs last...DIDN'T get the joke."”

“LOL!!!!









wait a second... hmm....”