PETA

“Maybe Skully and Marvin will take a lichen to each other.

Get it? Lichen. Get it?”

“what the heck is a "solyent"?”

“You're so good with a search engine - look it up!”

“Somebody's bitter, isn't he?”

“whatEVER, Marvin! look, if skully called you, you'd get to go out with 2 hotties at once, on our "double" date, so suck it up! moooaahaahaahaa!!”

“marvin IS tarpy!”

“I'm so suuuuure.

These two positive-strain E-Coli go into a bar. The first one says, "I'm so thirsty I could suck the cytoplasm off a Bacillis Anthrax' pilli!" and the second one says, "Moooo!!!"”

“i don't understand that joke, but somehow it's still hilarious! you're a crazy dude, Tilt :-D”

“Soylent blue-green gives you energy.”

“Some dates have called me a promotor. Others have referred to me as a real operator. Personally, I think I'm just a cute piece of DNA who is still looking for that special transcription factor to help me unwind.”

“I don't think Tilt's joke makes any sense but for some odd reason it is funny.”

“I meant the first one.”

“Maybe tilt's DNA would rather be spliced than unwound--one never knows these days.”

“Bacteria have these flagella
That spin like a little propella.
They'll swim for a while
Up a river of bile
To your liver, which makes you turn yella.


Aye, yi, yi, yi...
In China they do it for Chile
So let's have another verse
Worse than the other verse
Waltz me around by my willie!


Okay, I'm goin' back out to attack the slush.”