anyone hiking Valentines day weekend?

“anyone have plans to go out Feb 16 weekend”

“Let's see-yes-I'll be in Peru, maybe gliding up the Amazon dodging logs and whirlpools and looking for dolphins! Hiking to the surrounding villages and spending every sole' I have in my pocket. Wanna go?”

“I wonder how many dolphins it takes to feed a amazon gater, or how many wolves?
I don't thick I can drive to Peru”

“I'm not worried about the gators, just -gulp- parana or an anaconda. Or what about that little thing that follows your urine stream and embeds itself in your uretha so you have to have surgery to remove it because it has barbs. Owch! I'm so phyched about this trip I DON'T CARE I'M GOING!!”

“Do you mean those leeches that swell up after they enter, also watch out for the other parasites exiting other orifices, are there hot tubs and drinks with little umbrellas anywhere near?”

“Ya I am going to go backpacking in HNF....:)

Any takers?

Crazy Mike”