Happy Birthday Tilt!

“Have a very happy birthday tomorrow! And look what someone got you:

Periodic comet 96P/Machholz is heating up. Every 5.24 years the comet
swings remarkably close to the Sun, and this week is one of those times.
The comet is growing a long bright tail as it plunges toward our star.

Unfortunately, humans can't see the comet so close to the glaring Sun, but
coronagraphs on board the Solar and Heliospheric Observatory (SOHO) will
be able to observe the unfolding encounter. The comet appeared yesterday
within SOHO's field of view and will remain so for the next few days.

Unlike many Sun-approaching comets, notably the "Kreutz sungrazers,"
96P/Machholz is expected to survive its fiery encounter. Perihelion
(closest approach to the Sun) will take place on January 8th at a distance
of 0.12 AU.

I hope it's a good one!”

“Already older than Dirt, LOL...

uh... that a Geological Term.”

“'s


hahahahhhaha.... See? There goes another cluster of brain cells!!”

“Riiiiight.”

“Happy Birthday Tilt.”

“Happy birthday tilted one!!!”

“Hey, Tilt have a good one. Didn't you go hang out by a lake or something last year? Happy stars!”

“Happy Birthday Tilt!”

“Have a good one man.”

“How old R ya Tilt? R you married? lol

Have a great birthday. I hope you spend it staring up at felt or something, since you seem to spend almost every other day lookin at stars.”

“Happy Birthday Tilt!!!!
Biz, You're supposed to ask him how "young" he is...poor old fella.”

“lol. no answer, eh Ü”

“LMAO!”

“
Sank Heaven... for leeeetle girlz....

Nah! That's TownDawg's line, LOL

The current bid is $11 [those are US dollars (2001, corrected for inflation)]

*GUFFAW*”

“Thanks folks! Here's a little eye candy in appreciation. I try not to abuse the privilege, so I hope Matt doesn't get tooooo pissed, *G*.





the Astro Pic O' The Day”

“Happy Happy Joy Joy
on this day, a baby boy
flung to earth some __ years ago
from mother spaceship was he throw(n)

Gorgeous picture, darlinnnng.
Enjoy your day! *<\;D~”

“Happy Birthday Tilted one. Spoil yourself rotten.
Smiles, Mary”

“Happy Birthday, Mr.Tilt.”

“Happy Birthnight too! ;o)”

“Such Poetry! Here's a small payback!

(hmmmm, that aurora photo looks like a Paula Abdul video)

ooooooooooooooh... Here's a Birthday Quote from Hell, LOL... from a wacked-out composer, no less:


"Time is a great teacher, but unfortunately it kills all its pupils."

~ Hector Berlioz”

“Jaysus Morphay! This is even more strange than I remembered... if that's remotely possible. See what YOU think.


HAPPY HAPPY JOY JOY

Hello, boys and girls, this is your old pal Stinky Wizzleteats. This is a song about a whale - no! This is a song about being happy. That's right! It's the Happy Happy Joy Joy song!

Happy Happy Joy Joy (6x)
Happy Happy Joy Joy Joy

I don't think you're happy enough. That's right! I'll teach you to be happy. I'll teach your grandmother to suck eggs.

Happy Happy Joy Joy (6x)
Happy Happy Joy Joy Joy

If you ain't the granddaddy of all liars. The little critters of nature they don't know that they're ugly. That's very funny! A fly marrying a bumblebee. I told you I'd shoot! But you didn't believe me. Why didn't you believe me?

Happy Happy Joy Joy (6x)
Happy Happy Happy Happy (2x)
Happy Happy Joy Joy Joy”

“ren?”

“.”

“HAPPY BIRTHDAY TILT

Since images are out, here's a birthday link for you.”

“Just hit 'Dialectize'.”

“"Thar is sevahal other ban's by th' name of Tilt, even a Polish one, so it might be one of them ban's. But in mah opinion, this hyar Tilt is th' bess one of all, ah reckon."

I'll have to break down and buy their CD eventually. I'm reliving my lost youth with the Ramones at the moment.

GABBA
GABBA
HEY

”

“Not you too?”

“As if I needed more proof that you guys were a bunch of reprobates!”

“Happy B-day, Tilt. Never level with us...and thanks for the great aurora pic.”

“Happy b-day!!!!!!!!!!!!:)

Crazy Mike”

“Happy birthday, Tilt-man! i hope it was a great one :-)”