Big news for HPM & Treebait

“aWww.. so sorry.. dang TreeBait.. What did you say to her to get her that mad??.. Did you threaten to take away her cell phone?

:).. (lol)”

“Head butt?

My son was enamored of doing that as well.”

“I was lying on the bed playing with her, and she stood up and jumped/ fell on me.”

“Yeouch! I hope it feels better soon, treebait. Sounds like you have moved on to become "Skullbait".”

“BODY SLAM!

If it's any consolation, my son blacked my wife's eye once.”

“Tell the kid the check is in the mail.”

“Thank God she just went down for a nap.”

“Sorry, Laurel --- No more pro wraslin' for YOU, Young Lady!”

“BTW - I'm just kidding treebait.............














I sent cash - lol!”

“uMmm.. just a question.. y is your screen (trail) name TREEbait, and your email name is TRAILbait?”

“Yeah yeah, I know...I had the email addie first, then I acquired the trail name. I never bothered to change it.”

“yeowch! Hey, that happened to me last year! I had a nasty cold at the time and couldn't blow my nose w/o extra pain. Mine was a head butt, but I did get a fat lip from a baby body slam last week. It's always the ones we love who hurt us, lol. Hope it heals quickly!”

“jailbait?”

“How can a kid who weighs less than 50 pounds soaking wet cause so much damage?

It's not easy. They just try harder.

Have her charged with parent abuse!”

“At least you won't have to worry about her when she starts dating!!! HAAAAAAAAAAA HAAAAAAAAAA HAAAAAAAAAA!!!!”

“I hope she heals fast.!!!




my daughter caused me to break my finger (slamed the door on my hand) once and my son made me need to stitches (broke a glass and when i knelt to clean it up OUCH i found the glass the hard way).”

“Babies are so evil.”

“Good luck with it. I hope it is not really broken.

Ran out of time on this library computer the other day. Wanted to tell you how proud I was of you. You did great posting with TT. You've real grits. And HPM, what a gentleman. Ho, hum. Yes,I'm here.”

“HPM the gentleman, lol! I haven't heard from him, but I know he made it to somewhere in Ca. last night. I'll try calling him soon, but I know he needs sleep.
Laurel is 17 pounds. That's it. My nose wasn't broken, but I still feel heavily congested.
Nowslimmer, where are you at right now? Are you back in FL. or still rambling around?”

“On another thread he said Bryson City...”

“Yep, I just saw that, thanks.”

“It's hearing these stories just confirms the fact that I'm glad I never had kids.

Get Well Soon Treebait!”

“kids are brutal aren't they. heh. 50 lbs wet is actually better then 20 lbs with no head holding skills thats when the little bowling balls really break noses. hahaha.

get well soon”

“This is definitely the youngest child I've ever heard of breaking a parent's nose.

Get her sarted in Tae Kwon DO classes right away, and she could be a champ.”

“She can hold her head up just fine. She's 10 1/2 months and learning to walk.”

“geesh whatta wuss....spend a week with my 3 boys and you'll feel like evil kanevil in snake river canyon.....”

“Man, them kids sound dangerious...I'll stick to climbing.

Hope you heal quickley, Hey, just think of the story's she can tell later, about breaking her moms nose at 10 months.......”

“yeah, i bet it's gross, let's see a pic treebait!”

“Happy First Birthday Laurel Rose!”

“A year already? Wow! Time does fly. Does she show an affinity toward squirrels? I figure she might take after Daddy!

Happy birthday little one!”

“Gee, a year? It seems just like yesterday.

Then again, it seems like just a short while ago that my 13 y/o son was born.

Happy Birthday, Laurel Rose!”

“And the birthdays seem to get faster and faster. Happy b-day to your little one, guys. Much happiness to you all...”

“now she needs a sibling

MMOOOHHHAAWWW”

“aawww...happy birthday! :-)”

“Grrrreat! Now what is Laurel's trail name? And can't you bring her with you to this weekend's hike in GSMNP? I would love to see her. I'm even willing to carry her part of the way.”

“If Nowslimmer carries her, you can calll her HitchHiker”

“Happy 1st BDay Laurel!”

“Have a great 1st B-Day, little one. Cute name!”

“Happy Birthday little one.”

“through that first year huh, I agree, it's time for another :o)”

“NOT!

She has an affinity for growling things. Really. She growls like a badger. She's getting curly blonde hair too, in little ringlets.”

“Happy birthday to your wierd little wonder! :-)”

“Well, we had the party! Her favorite toy is this thing that looks something like a push mower with toys on the front that randomly generates noise and music. She played with it all evening, walking around with it. Now she walks on her own quite well, just that fast. Wow. She also made a total mess with her birthday cake, er, play toy, er frosting that got everywhere squishy stuff!”

“This is hilarious!
She was sooooo excited and she's been doing this squinty eye thing when she gets excited lately. She kinda looks possessed. She can't turn very well so Nascar here she comes. LOL!
”

“awww what a cutie! i wish she was going on the trip this weekend!”

“Can't help myself.
She's too darn cute.
”

“Hav-a-Happy, Kiddo!

Tell Uncle Matt to archive this thread so you can read it in a few years.

Hey! Keep it clean, People!”

“BUMP!
My Mom's checking this site out today! Be nice people!”

“treebait, you invited your mom here? That's brave, girl, very brave...

(Hi mom!)”