Refluxology

“Has any one ever tried the hand, FOOT, and neck refluxology! They message ,a.a.a.a... i dont know its incredible, my wife MADE me go because Im such a Dick when Im stressed!

Try IT!”

“I have my brain and nerve pills for that but that sounds fun....:)


Crazy Mike”

“doesnt everbody!”

“I was at a convention recently in Atlanta, and the vendors were offering complementary massages to lure in patrons. I had never had one before, so I let this "harmless" looking young lady (who couldn't have been more than 100 lbs soaking wet) go to work on me. Let me tell you, this gal beat the livin' hell out of me! Ouch!! Of course, I couldn't let on that I was hurtin', so I just bit my lip and took it.”

“hehe, she liked it!”

“Yea, I guess she was into S&M...(hehe)”

“Goose, you been staying on the trail?”

“Wrong thread , tak it to the other!”

“I asked a Peditrist about reflexology and he said, "The people who came up with reflexology (Chinees) think it's healthy to drink rat piss too but I'm not going to try that either." LOL! Who knows though. I don't like other invading my personal space enough to give me rub down.

I've done Yoga a few times and plan on picking it up as a regular physical exercise and to mellow me out some.”

“Its feet and hands only ! No body touching!”

“ReFLUXology...... I thought we were gonna talk about acid reflux!!!”

“Anyone see the episode of Seinfeld when George got a body massage by another man, and he had heterosexual doubts wrt his manlyhood afterwards?”

“I've never heard of it but I have heard that some guys turn into
pissants when stressed. Be a Republican--just say NO!!”