Not a Hottie; Just Warm & Fuzzy!

“Can't lay claim to such a subjective perspective... Hottie's a visual thing, ya know?

But I can gar-on-TEE you on the Warm & Fuzzy side.

So sad that so many will never know... :(

(Lost Puppy)”

“Well, Obi, I can vouch for you. So far two people have offered to marry me for my Dutch oven cooking--you and Nigal!!

Too bad you are both guys. Oh, yes...I'm already married, too.”

“And to think I passed on a chance to see just how warm and fuzzy you really are, obi!!”

“I'd NEVER shave my legs...

It ALREADY parts down the middle!”

“HI Mr. Canoli its me poppin in my new trail name!”

“I had this unbidden visual of a Chia Pet in direct unlight...”

“LMAO Tilt”