I AM A FOOTBALL HOTTIE..er...GOD

“Tennesse has guts,,,,they scheduled Miami for their homecoming game.”

“I think Kansas is trying to schedule Vassar for their homecoming.”

“Maybe Bryn Mawr”

“Those are acedemic institutions, Dunadan. Isn't the big 12 a vo-tech league? Doesn't Nebraska have an undergrad program for license plate manufacture, before they graduate to the advanced degree program at Folsom Prison?”

“Yep, you work your way up to "Dismantling Cars 101". I'm sure you know all about it, being in Florida and all.
Nebraska has been dominating the Big 12 academically for some time now in "Beating Your Girlfriend".”

“Nah, not cars Dun, we major in hangin' chads down here. It's a throw-back to the old south.”

“Son, why I say son, watch where those chads are falling, boy. Didn't your mama teach you any better, boy?
Back in the Barry Switzer days, Oklahoma used to major in dorm room weaponry.”

“Tide will have a hard time rolling after this spanking. Wait until the boys are out of kindergarten before you start writing them huge checks, from now on.”

“Kentucky vs Alabama in the "Going Nowhere" Bowl.”

“I used to be a Football GOD, and then my team got castrated. Is a castrated GOD, still a GOD. Go, talk amongst yourselves.”

“Dang, dayhiker. That was brutal.

I hope the appeal reduces some of the sanctions. Bama will be some years recovering from this but recover they will. Florida got hit hard twice in the eighties, before Steve Spurrier came and cleaned up the program. The Tide will roll again!

In the meantime, you should have lots to post about on the roundball thread, dayhiker.”

“Yep, I'm milking the bball thing for all it's worth. A few years back Auburn had a really bad year in football, but was lighting it up in basketball. They would say they were a basketball school now. Well, Bama fans thought that was pretty funny. It's not too damn funny now!”

“How did your teams do on signing day? Jayhawks signed a JUCO transfer who I'm excited about. 6'4" QB who threw for over 2000 last year and was voted MVP in his league. We got some beefy boys to man the line, also. Things are looking up around here.”

“We had an excellent class under the circumstances. We only had one de-committment due to the NCAA. The guy wouldn't have been able to be admitted to a SEC school at this point(JUCO route) so he signed w/ Houston where he can play immediately. His older brother(JUC)) is rethinking his decision. We'll know something next week about him. Even the JUCO's still signed. We have several coming in to fill the immediate needs at DT and corner.”