MISTAKEN NOTIONS!

“You probably think you're so smart. That you know EVERYTHING!
And what you don't know ain't worth knowing.
You probably think you "own" the atoms in your body.
You didn't believe Rousseau when he told you that PROPERTY IS THEFT!
It all harks back to the same false male/aggressive dogma purported in Genesis (1:28), the logic being that "man" owns the planet and
*******
EVERYTHING
*******
on it.
Yeah, right.
Like any omniscient being would leave a bunch of murderous thieves in charge of anything.
Now, by extension, we "own" all of outer space.
At least until someone or something stronger than us says,
NO!
And, of course, that means we can
DISPOSE
of it as we see fit, like some half-assed, scurvy horde of
Buck Rogers conquistadors.
What a pathetic notion.
We destroy everything we touch.
We'll be lucky to deepfreeze the DNA of half the large land mammals before they're all extinct.
Much less take anything of value with us off the planet.
We'll be refugees with nothing but the shirts on our backs and the doorknob to the outhouse.
The giant space ship we build to haul our sorry asses out of the pile of sh!t we've created will be so inefficient that we'll have to blow up Jupiter for fuel.
And after we foul this solar system
We'll just find ourselves another
and another
and another...
until we've trashed the whole galaxy.
The universe.
Why not?
Its ours.”

“.”

“Has someone had too much coffee this morning??”

“I woke up this morning.
The sun came up, too.
My belly is full from breakfast.

Life is good.”

“Man, don`t use your nose powder for coffee creamer, it`s not the best way to start the morning. Nose powder be for trippin` and dat coffee be for sippin`. I`m not sayin` you`re outta touch, but do yourself a favor and next time don`t use so much!LOL”

“Yep,
Those are all mistaken notions.”

“we, the creatures of earth, in order to find a more perfect balance, do collectively proclaim that the sum ecology of this biosphere is imperilled by the species calling itself homo sapiens or human kind, hereafter referred to as the abhorred.
has been
the llamas revolutionary front
temporarily
~ whereas the abhorred have developed the use of tools and generally manipulated their territory and not lived in it as they found it ~
acting on behalf of the rodentine alliance
interrupted
representing chordates against humans
i am not a rodent
in order that
i am an avian
and for the interspecial league
justice
but i freely join this
humanity
band of fluffy-tailed rats
be served
~ whereas the abhorred are gulity of specicide, the total obliteration of species, either through design or negligence ~
the dodo
insidious
against whom
~ whereas the abhorred have no effective predators and reproduce beyond all limit of planetary resources ~
against whom
criminal charges
it is resolved
~ that the abhorred be banished from the surface of the earth and allow the land to revert to its feral destiny ~
damned straight
we will wage
i hear footsteps !
war, after our fashion
somebody's coming
~ that the abhorred forcibly remove any obdurate members of their species wishing to remain ~
its anders!
watch it ! he's got a dartgun !
~ that the abhorredforsaketheplanet alltogethertodwellinouterspaceandgoodriddance! ~
run !
~ AAAARRRRRRGGGGGHHHHHH ! ~”

“ROTFLMAO!”

“Put the AK47 down, back away from the computer and take a deep breath. In with dat good air, out with dat bad. Who pissed in your cornflakes and got you so sad?”

“Osame bin Laden Found!!!

He's now posing as militiaboy.”

“Hey melissaboy.

Get off of my cloud.”

“O Sh****t!

Im hearing Noises!!”

“My Moon-based Death Ray
Panics the people of Earth.
Mock my theories now!

When my robots storm
your front lawn
you will understand.”

“I'm askeert. Ooh. Eek. Run for your lives. We're all gonna die. Then we'll know we were wrong.”

“u o”

“I love it. Marvin Gardens posted as Militiaboy to start the thread, then responded to itself in indignation as Marvin Gardens a little later! See, Marvin's posts aren't generating the "what th'?" responses it feeds upon, so it's trying a twist: Pose as ANOTHER troll (Militiaboy) ... and then object to yourself! Hmmmmm. Wonder if either or both of it can grow hair on their hands from such self-pleasuring behavior? Or do one or both need glasses?”