College Basketball Thread

“I guess it's time for me to put on my hip-waders and a broad brimmed hat.

The love here is overwhelming.”

“I'm not so much rooting against you as I am rooting for IU. This sounds like Alabama politics. You don't get to vote for someone, just against the scoundrel who's running. Pretty sad, really.”

“Welly, welly, welly... It was a tough battle. It came down to the last game. But after I dug myself out from under, I discovered that everything is right with the world today.

It's time for the payoff, boys. There's another thread here to which ya'll need to be posting.”

“arc, post the final numbers. Let's see how bad it was.”

“Arclite will be sending over a few Good-fella's to collect...”

“Arc's "good fella's" dont worry me.


However, if he were to send the lesbian biker who p!ssed into the urinal standing up,,,,well, now that would terrify me.”

“THE TOTALS:

Arcboy- 2944
Dunk- 2942
Chili- 2929
Dayhiker- 2899
Dunadan- 2861


Can you folks say nail biter?”

“Gee, if I'd put Bama going out in the Sweet Sixteen(instead of final four) and hadn't been so SEC predjudiced, I'd have won the whole thing. Coulda, woulda, shoulda. Oh well, at least we're in good hands with the current diety.”

“I feel completely comfortable with Brother Arclite at the helm.”

“Amen brothers. Shall we all go down, to pray, on Our Lady of the ...

...go down to pray AT Our Lady of the Immaculate Copulation.”

“I, for one, would prefer the "laying on of hands" on the Lady of Immaculate Copulation.”

“Those are pretty close scores, except for the guy at the bottom.
Congratulations, Arc. You are truly one lucky SOB. I mean smart, yeah, smart.”

“Ar C. Lite, supergenius! Yeah, that's the ticket.

I was just playin' with y'all. I kept it close just so nobody would lose interestest.

WHOA...time for the hip waders again.”

“It worked arc,,,I will jump in next season with just a thought that I can actually stay within a dozen points.”

“Bring it on, Zeus!
I would still love to see some of our teams mix it up next year. Are we scheduled to go to any pre-season tournaments together? Bama, Fla., Memphis, Cincy, et al...you guys know anything?”

“I haven't seen anything yet. I would like to see Kansas in the Pyramid. Heck, if UT can schedule Miami for homecoming, then Memphis should have enough guts to play Kansas.”

“I would love to see a game in the Pyramid. I wonder if KU has any open games next season. You would love a game in Allen Fieldhouse, also. That old barn really gets rockin!”

“I will have to put that on my list of places to visit. Too many venues, too little time.”

“I agree with that, chili. But this year, hopefully, I get to visit Neyland. WOOHOO!

I wanna see the VOL navy. Can we throw blue water balloons at them?”

“Not while I am there we can't.”

“Can I go with your wife?”

“Don't have one.....but you are more than welcome to the ex......if you will move her down to Florida.”

“LOLOLOLOLOL. Noooooooo thank you. I broke off an engagement last year and it still freakin' hurts. I just got a dog. He and I are doing just fine for now. He'll stay with one of my ex-girlfriends when I take a trip. One ex is plenty for the two of us.”

“yeah, and dog's dont want to clean out the bank accounts before they run off either.”

“Hey, Arc, I know where you can get a girlfriend for a pound of jerky.”

“U of Memphis is reporting a home and home series with Kansas for 2003-2004.

Bring on the Jayhawks!!!!!”

“Bama hits the court in live action for the first time this Friday night in an exhibition game. We should have a good team. Fortunately, we'll find out early. We play Oklahoma on Nov 14 in the Coaches vs. Cancer tourney in Madison Square Garden. Roll Tide!”

“Memphis Tigers play on national TV a total of 15 times this year. Hopefully, we will won't get blown out on any of them.”

“Arkansas should be fun to watch with our new coach. At least it will be something new. Maybe we should have a basketball hike.”

“good thinking arky,,,,,and the bonus would be at that time of year we wouldn't even have to put the beer in the creek to keep it cold”

“The news is now official: 7'3", 255-pound Shagari Alleyne commited to Rutgers. Maybe... just maybe... the time for Rutgers fans has finally come.”

“The March 15 date we talked about is the weekend of the SEC tourney. It's probably the lil'12's tourney as well. Looks like a hike if we can give up the tourney.”

“as long as cocoa williams holds the radio on the right angle, we should be able to get the games...”

“Yo Vi, Tomato U a winner? Is that allowed?

ACC should be interesting this year. Of course, it would be better if Coach Kqpwqpljsmbxhrthzcjzwski went to some other conference.”

“basketball sucks...”

“lmfao fatherGEE!


pro b-ball sucks...i still like college ball. that may change as the season progresses. it will be strange without nolan but there seems to be a renewed interest here. i like stan heath. hope he doesn't suck!”

“What???? The basketball thread renewed by a Tide Fan? Oh, the sacrilege!
Sorry that you play Okie so soon in your season, Dayhiker. They can be a tough team and should give the Jayhawks a run for their money.
I will be keeping an eye on all of your teams, gents, and especially Memphis. I hope they have a good season. They will need some real discipline to overcome some gaps in talent.
May all of our teams meet in the big tourney.”

“UNM has a new coach, running their asses off. Told two of the best players bye-bye for bad attitudes and such. Exhibition game this weekend.

Heard a funny thing on the radio tonight. Top teams from other conferences won't schedule UNM-scared of THE PIT. THE PIT ROARS!”

“they announced on the news last night that we scored the #4 shooting guard in the nation, some dood from michigan er somwheres....


HEATH SHOOTS AND SCORES!”

“Not only was this thread revived by a Tide fan, it was originated by one. I think we ALL know who the real basketball GOD is now!”

“{eyeroll}”

“...basketball sucks...”

“Arizona #1, Kansas #2. Arizona wil be hard to beat but there is always hope.”

“Rock Chalk Jayhawk! byd@mn!”

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“Monday night, the exhibition games begin for the Rock Chalk Jayhawks. Let's get it on!!!!!”

“violin, you got too much time on yer hands....”

“Memphis debuts on Tuesday

Go Tigers Go”

“Bama's first regular season game is Thursday night on ESPN2 against Oklahoma. It's #3 against #8. I can't wait. I just hope I'm in a good mood after the game.

Bama, Texas, and Oklahoma are the ONLY teams to be ranked in the AP top 10 for both football and basketball. ROLL TIDE ROLL”

“Memphis plays Syracuse Thursday. That game is also on the duece.”