What's the difference between...

“Anyone know?”

“a hot tub is when you run bath water at a temperature of about 104 degrees.......a jacuzzi is where you take a hot bath after eating pinto beans......”

“jacuzzi is a brand of hot tub.

kleenex is a brand of tissue.

xerox is a brand of photocopier.

get it? got it? good!”

“by the way, you can come try mine, anytime you want.”

“my hot tub.

not my tissues or photocopier.”

“Nothing. If you're buying, get a Hot Springs Spa.

Confused even more now?”

“LOL! This thread looked kinda funny right below the "who's a boy, who's a girl thread."”

“Thanks Rad. And then you can come try mine. Of course, it's 30degrees outside and ours is empty right now...

I'm renting a place for a skiing weekend and it says there's a "jacuzzi overlooking the lake." I thought there might be a difference.

Actually, I thought maybe a jacuzzi was an indoor, bathroom thing. Like a one-person deal. And a hot tub would be a bigger version... fitting several people.”

“jacuzzi makes showers, tubs, garden tubs and hot tubs.”

“I will refrain from making this into a fart thread.

Bad mule!”

“that's ok HPM, I already did,,,with the second post.”

“Sheesh...and I'm about to go camping with these guys....”

“I missed it.

Well ya know Chili does have that affect on things.”

“Cold weather is the best time for using an outdoor hot tub. We had one on our deck in Fairbanks. It was the most perfect place to sit out and watch the aurora.”

“or then there is the naturally hot spring fed hot tub at Chena Hot Springs.

Or the Olympic size outdoor pools at the cool 92F in Circle Hot Springs. -58F the first time we went there. Our then kindergartner was getting out and rolling in the snow.”

“Crescent is a brand of wrench.”

“I would vote Cal Spa-I also would not get in one in a rental situation-
Think about it-hot water-low funtioning people responsible for taking care of the water quality-
bacteria-”

“Fritz,
Be afraid. Be very afraid.”

“in Chena Hot Springs you are likely to be sharing it with Japanese ladies making silly frozen hair styles.”

“I worry about people who don't know the difference.”

“Jacuzzi is a manufacturer of whirlpool spas including hot tubs. In real estate listings, a 'jacuzzi' usually refers to an unheated whirlpool spa and a hot tub is a heated one (often larger).”

“Violin - thanks. i was thinking something along those lines. it's probablly small and in a bathroom.

Josh Man - we have a Cal Spa at home (outside) and love it. Unfortunately, it is broken right now and we can't enjoy it during the best hot tub season. Boo Hoo”

“Tara - aren't the zoning laws kinda strict about non-working hot tubs in your neck-of-the woods?”

“the zoning laws don't apply to me.”

“What will you give me if I DON't call the city inspector for W Bloomfield? :oD”

“I'll give you nothing.


I just might know the inspector...”

“us and them?
”

“Different 'Fairy Tales'.”

“Shareef don't like it.
Rock the Casbah. Rock the Casbah.

By order of the prophet
We ban that boogie sound
Degenerate the faithful
With that crazy Casbah sound.”

“I heart the Clash!

Yesterday the Jehovah's witness's were at my door again. I try to be polite but these two little 20-something guys would not back off. They finally asked me if I knew of anyone that needed to hear about their very special message from Christ. I told them to head east into Dearborn where there are thousands of Muslims just waiting for them. It's going to be my standard suggestion from now on. Those boys scattered!”

“Ha ha!!

I'll bet hearing that turned them white!”

“That's pretty funny.”

“LMAO!!! That's why I love you, Sass!!”

“When we were kids, we all hung out at a friends house over the summer whoose parents worked so we had the house to ourselves.

I noticed a couple knocking on doors at the far end of the block and saw they were holding bibles. I ran to my friends house and we decided to have some fun. BTW we were all about 13 at the time.

We decided to act like devil worshipers when they cam a-knocking. Dave answered with fake blood running down his face, holding a wine glass with red koolade. I came up from the basement and as I passed the front door I said loud enough that I am going upstais to make love to a sheep.

I could go on about all the stupid pranks we pulled off as kids.”

“WK - I still like and repeat the story you told about yall taking some chemical while at a Cubs game and then all going to the public urinal at the same time.”