Gay Test

“This is rather amusing...a few of the questions are really funny... I'm 32% by the way.”

“test3.thespark.com/gaytest/

Helps if you post the link...Gee Whiz”

“You're such a butt muncher! I'm only 23% turd burglar.”

“28% - and how exactly did you find this web site?”

“21% GAY...
93% of the population is more gay then me!
You homos!”

“3%

yer a buncha damned a$$ jockeys!”

“28% ... Pretty funny site. Results said I was less gay than the average straight guy (who they say scores at 37% gay or something.)

I always wondered why I got fired from the fudge packing plant.”

“10%
dam i now Im not a homo!”

“ya, like I'm going to trust them not to spam me?”

“That was too funny! You guys should take it as a straight female, the questions are a scream.”

“I hate to be "PC," but there's at least one regular here who is homosexual...you should all be careful how much "fun" you choose to have with this.”

“Go to the test. It's not like that. Just the opposite actually.”

“25% gay...does that mean I date/sleep with men 3 months in a year? heh heh”

“I remember sitting at the dinner table while my Grandfather was discussing how the meaning of words have changed with time. He said We use to be able to say when we had fun that "We had a gay time." He paused for a second and said "You just can't say that anymore." in a voice like the true meaning of the word is ruined now.”

“Your grandpappy is right...In the movie "Marlow(e)" starring James Garner and the young Bruce Lee, they had to change a line to fit the modern age...."Mine, aren't you gay today"...something like that.”

“Check out the Take Other Tests link at the end. There's a Gender Test.


....Oh Gear Slut....”

“Skully, I don't know...I didn't look at the test, and I didn't judge it, I just suggested that people should be careful.

Of course, I'm not the PC Police nor is my job to tell anyone how to act...and I'm not trying to do either.”

“BTW you don't have to enter your e-mail to take the test..it's optional...This board is more conservative than I would have suspected...the other M board where I first saw the test I was one of the lowest %'s...Then again it's a dance music board..hrehe”

“You check out dance music boards? You must be gay.”

“Gee Thanks...your the one that lives in the Bay Area...and to be a bit more specific its a progressive dance..not any Hard House, or Chicago disco stuff...Hey I was tapping my foot the other day, and nothing happened..whats up with that??”

“I'm 34%. The highest score of any TT'er with the nerve to post it so far. (although I think I got "gay" credit for changing my kids diapers, and applying diaper ointment)”

“It turns out I am a lesbian.”

“"You are 20% gay. That's less gay than average for someone of your gender and supposed orientation. The typical straight guy is 39% gay!"”

“wsdavies!!!! were you visiting the spark during the stinky meat period??? or the weight gain insanity!!! freeeeeeking hi-lar-e-ous!!!!”

“i was 2 % gay i beat all of you!”

“The absolute best was the date my sister project!”

“Hey Poppinfresh if your 2% it's likely that your the biggest closet case on this board...”

“27%”

“Yes GS, but how'd you come out on the Gender Test? LOL!”

“I read those two contests. I loved the weight gain contest. 30lbs in one month. Didn't they also have a site about a guy purposely trying to catch athletes foot? Funny stuff.”

“i forgot all about the foot fungus! that was gross. the rotting meat was not even that gross.”

“Uh,... I guess I'm 22%. Slasher is 33%. We can prove each other is 0% gay.

;-p thbbbttt!!!”

“"The absolute best was the date my sister project!"

Did everyone understand that remark...or is it just me?”

“i took this a few months ago...46%, bay-bay! woo hoo! i just say that i have an extremely well-integrated personality ;-)”

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“27% Should I be worried?”

“not nearly gay enough! ;-) i saw that Date My Sister thing too, stanlee...if i were her, i would have been PISSED! LOL!”

“32% - Phew!

What kind of saw? LOL

Who thought that all the photos were transvestites?”

“"The typical straight female is only 32% gay?" hmmm

Oh well...

Hi Lyra! wink, wink, nudge”

“you've an incredibly well-integrated personality, too? life is so much better when you can like EVERYONE, LOL! ;-)”

“Violin...I thought the 3 to the right were def .. transvestites...the one on the left..flip a coin..a bit exotic looking...”

“I'm just annoyed because the darn thing kept freezing up on me!!”

“ROTFLMAO @ pepperdog!!!!”

“0% Gay here. I don't know about the rest of you poo jabbin' Rump Rangers, but I think I'll hike alone from now on.

Actually, I never took the test, according to the HMWH contract, we are not allowed to participate in any activities that even remotely look gay. The 0% gay figure was generated by all of the women I've slept with. All 3 said no, he's not gay.”

“I got a 74. This changes everything!

Hey Budda whatcha doin' next weekend?”

“That's great pepperDog! ROTFLMAO too!”

“I scored a 36%.


Even as a child she was above average...”

“It wasn't meant as a joke - inquiring minds want to know!!!”

“there was a little humorous irony, doncha think?”

“poppinfresh - by your comment I would assume that you are at least bi.

I am one third gay apparently. So I cried during Steel Magnolias - so what! And this whole time I thought I was just tender-hearted.”