You know you're from Michigan if....

“FLASHBACK!! The crazy part is that it is all true! I'm still proud of myself for pulling a 20' boat behind our truck from Jackson to Sterling Heights. I was passing and changing lanes even! Whoohooo! I could've been a NASCAR driver. :o)”

“LOL, good stuff smiley!”

“At least you can make a left in Michigan. Here in Jersey, our signaled intersections come with complete cloverleaf interchanges, called jughandles, so you have to wait for a light 3 times to make a simple U turn!”

“LOL. I like those left turns. Better than waiting half your life like we do in Los Angeles.”

“Funny, but sad. Bars on windows? I remember them from visiting my Uncle Chester when I was just a teenager in the '70s. Chester Bulgier was a staff reporter for the Detroit News, maybe some of you Detroit folks remember him.”

“You burn down your garage while roasting a bear.

http://www.firstcoastnews.com/news/strange/news-article.aspx?storyid=64367”

“life in sassyfwassys michigan...”

“I wish we had a bear to roast, and a garage to go with it. I got skunked on my only bear hunt, twas fun tho.”

“I can say "Makkanah"!!!”

“LOL!
I got into an argument with my 8th. grade geography teacher about how you are suposed to say that. We argued for an hour over it, and every one in my class thought I was a fool cause I said Mackinaw, and I told the teacher that the map makers were wrong, and so was he. He of course was saying Mackinac. Fool. I was born in Michigan. What?!

Good girl Sarabelle.”

“We done rode on the Makkanah brige be for and the nother time to.

I sayed it was the Lannic Oshen but my daddy sayed it was jest Lake Sperryer.”

“To look at it may as well be... water as far as you can see. She's big an cold.
Hey, that is like my last girlfriend... LOL!”

“Bear nuts roasting on an open fire... LOL”

“I've never been on the mighty Makkanah. Doesn't it lead to Yooperland?”

“http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,260486,00.html


You know you're from Michigan if you find this article frickin' hilarious!

This Mi. Rep. says Baghdad and other parts of Iraq are as safe as Detroit!”

“In Harper Woods, Michigan, it is against the law to paint a sparrow and claim it's a parakeet.”

“My brother just sent me this joke:



A Japanese doctor says, "Medicine in my country is so advanced that we can take a kidney out of one man, put it in another, and have him out looking for work in six weeks."

A German doctor says, "That's nothing. We can take a lung out of one person, put it in another, and have him out looking for work in four weeks."

A British doctor says, "In my country medicine is so advanced that we can take half a heart out of one person, put it in another, and have both of them out looking for work in two weeks."

The Canadian doctor, not to be outdone, interjected, "You guys are way behind. We took a woman with no brains, sent her to Michigan where she became Governor, and now half the state is out looking for work.”

“The only problem with that joke is that it ignores the fact that the governor before her, Engler (R), set this state up to fail no matter who took over. Two-Penny Jenny has had a rough go of it, but has done the best she can, considering the mess she was left with (Republican Scorched Earth Policy).”

“How do you know if you are REALLY from Michigan...? UM I was thinking week old Rope marks on your neck or cut marks on your wrists?”

“fuego!!!! Wheeeeeeee!!!!!!!
LOL!”

“You know you are from Michigan if you know who Appalacian State is!!!! HEHEHEHE”

“Now THAT'S a good joke ;) Hey, U of M deserved every bit of that and serves them right. They've been pretty over-rating for a while now.”

“Things are still buzzing in Boone, NC”

“you not only know who "DA YOOPERS" are but have more than one of their albums!”

“The only problem with that joke is that it ignores the fact that the governor before her, Engler (R), set this state up to fail no matter who took over.

Reminds me of 9/11 and how Clinton destroyed out Intel agencies.

Hey, it's fuego but there are no babysitters at this place anymore! Where's elise?”

“"“Things are still buzzing in Boone, NC”"

Good. Y'all deserve it.”

“You know you're from Michigan if....
“you not only know who "DA YOOPERS" are but have more than one of their albums!”
meangreen
12:41:49 PM
9/07/07

"It's da second week of deer camp
and all the guy are here ..."”

“HA HA!!! MY FAVORITE!”

“Go Buckeyes!!!!!!!!”