To those I have offended

“I am a man who can say that he is sorry. I am still unclear how I upset so many people I guess it could be with my sarcasim because it is hard to know when people are joking over the web. Anyway, Humanpackmule, TownDawg, Violin, and any other that I have upset in anyway I deeply appologize. I do not wish to be excluded from your guys group because I love everyone on this board. People say I don't post anything except for about myself, but I do sit and just watch coversations on a regular basis because I think they are quite humorous. About my website if it bothers you all that I ask questions about it to much, I can stop doing so. This is the only board I can find that I can really enjoy and I can say that I give Matt a couple extra thousand page views per month by being here because this is where I spend the majority of my time. I just want to say I'm sorry for any ill feeling and I hope that everyone can look past everything.

Thank you and happy hiking

Will Mullis”

“You are cool with me....:)”

“Thanks bud, I guess I just rub people the wrong way sexually. J.K.”

“I musta missed something but whatever it was, it can't be any worse than anything all of us have done. Joke 'em if they can't take a fork! 8)

Stick 'round bubba!”

“I don't know dude, I guess we just don't communicate that well together yet.

I have to take an apology at face value.

Don't sweat it.

PS- Just don't rub on me, I'm a married mule.”

“cool”

“love ya mule”

“Kiss and make up ahhhhhhhhhhh thats nice...:)”

“Things often don't get communicated well on a message board. I only got upset when you called HPM a 'moron'. A simple apology goes a long way.

I like a good practical joke as much as the next guy. Most people here have already seen it so they don't need to look again but I've got about 150 good practical jokes on my homepage. Check it out.”

“guffaw!”

“bite me!

*crunch*
*crunch*”

“That was the most annoying thing I have ever gone through in my life”

“The world hates asskissers!!!”

“Really?!?!

That was the MOST annoying thing yet?

Dude, prepare yourself, it gets much worse. Especially if you have to deal with customers on a daily basis.”

“I did I was a customer service supervisor for 2 years for a mail order company”

“The boss walked over --”

“doo doo doo doo doo doo DOO doo, doo doo doo doo DOO doo doo doo DOO, doo doo DOO...

(theme from Beverly Hills 90210)”

“Huh, customer service was the one of the worst gigs I ever had. But it was a really crappy company to work for.

Not sure If you got off lucky or I got off unlucky.”

“I do want to say to Violin that the things that you said were way out of line. In fact I don't believe that you were ever being spoken to. I just read the nice things that were said about my site. I would like to see you program anything. It's ok to get into an argument but you just started arguing just to be arguing when you were not even invited to the argument in the first place. That was just way out of line and uncalled for.”

“I'm ok, if you are ok. Pissed off?.. hehe.. you have not seen me pissed off.

Dude, really it's ok.. maybe you didn't mean it the way it appeared. Ask for advice, and I will continue to give it. As for jerks on this board?.. whoa.. be careful.

:)”

“thanks towndawg appreciate it bud”

“imahikerdotcom, did you not mention his name, Violin, in your apology statement to be viewed on this public venue?

Could that not be considered a open invitation for a arguement? Wouldn't you expect a responce when you address someone personally as you did? Is it o.k. if others were to chime in?

Your such the benevolent turd!!”

“and Ima: in case you don't know.. Minister of Truth loves to poke..

You learn folks after a while.

benevolent turd?.. what exactly is that, a turd that smells like a rose?.. or a turd that is a delightful shade of orange?”

“Its the polite way to say Your such the kind little *&^%”

“Imahiker - Let's see...
You call a decent, long-term contributor here a 'moron'.
When some of us get offended, you call us all jerks.
I made some nasty comments about the site that you promoted on this site without asking matt's permission.
You apologize.
Apology accepted.
My turn: Your site doesn't suck, just your promotional tactics.

Is all well now?
Can we put all this behind us or should we act like women?”

“"women?!?" now look here, you moron!! LOL ;-)”

“hee-hee.”

“she-she.”

“aHhh.. the difference between men and women.. oh don't get me started.. :)”

“My Father In-Law once told me ...

"Michael, you have to remember one thing about women"
And I listened very carefully to hear his words of wisdom and he said " they're not human! " Of course this was all said within ear shot of my wife and mother in- law. I just about fell on the floor laughing.”

“Dothikerdude
I got no problems with ya. Hell, I even hang out at your BPing site as well.
Don't let anybody f**k with ya. If they do, So what. We've all been dogged out or picked on here. Just piss on 'em and carry on.
Rock on Cat!!”

“Nothing posted here is worth getting all bent out of shape over.”

“bend it,
baby bend it !”

“Ima, I must've been away when you offended me....just send money and everything's going to be OK. heh heh (Just kidding)”

“Hey Minister, here's a little Truth from a Southern Fried Home Grown .... all them "your"s you been using are supposed be "you're"s, ya dig?

hehe nahnahnanahnaahhhhhhh”