I've been robbed!!

“Someone broke into my locked truck and stole my esbit stove along with a couple of dollars in change. I keep the stove in the truck in case I forget my fuel or stove when I just decide to go hide for a weekend in the woods. Now why would any one break into a truck to steal a $2 piece of tin???”

“sorry!

i'll put it back.”

“People who steal suck.....:{”

“They prolly thought it was dope paraphanelia! Imagine them trying to get a toke off of it!”

“Birch got his truck broke into once for a half a can of motor oil and a thirty year old tin tool box. Thiefs are lower than low.”

“When I was in screenprinting my boss left his work shoes by the back door of the shop one night and they got stolen.

Funny thing is that they were completely covered in a bazillion different colors of plastisol ink. That stuff won't dry or cure until it hits 350 degrees for 3.5 minutes.

Hope that fool didn't wear them on the carpet.”

“My sis-in law had a stoopid collie that ruined their basement carpeting. It was VERY bad. They eventually rolled it up and put it alongside their garage until trash day. True Story - it was gone 15 minutes later. Somebody got a big suprise.”

“I had someone cut my $600 convertible top for about $1.50 in change.”

“Thanks for the bus fair!!! ........dude whatzup with the 8-track?”

“Happens every minute. It's called taxes. On a serious note...sorry to hear about it, jmz. The repairs will probably cost more than the stove.”

“here's the funny part the neighbors got robbed? too. they stole his size 3xl hunting bibs that were all bloodstained. thats gonna be a nasty surpise.”

“I had my tools stolen out of my shed. The regular tools didn't bother me too much, insurance just bought a new complete set. The real bummer is some of the tools belonged to my Grandfather. He was a machinist. He made several of his own and cannot be replaced. Real sentimental value. My Grandfather's tools had his distinct logo stamped in. A friend of mine is a cop and checks for that logo on every traffic stop and house call. If I ever catch the guy.....”

“le Subtil,

Thank goodness those people came by. Poor collie coulda starved out there...”

“Good one Fritz...call the ASPCA on them.”