Women Aren't In My Budget

“Talked to the financial planner today. It looks like dating is not an option for 2 years, I don't have a budget for it.

Question for the married guys: After reading the above, what do I do for nookie?”

“You need to find you a sugar momma!”

“Well, if dating isn't an option, can't you just sleep around, it's cheaper.

Oh, you've prolly already been there and done that. Hmm..you could give up beer and then you'll have $$ for dating!”

“r u available sunshine?

It's good to hear from you again Sunshine, how are the sunspots doing?”

“Give up beer!?!?!?! Blasphamy!”

“Just suplement your income by giving blood. You'll probably pass out on your date, but you can still afford it.”

“Dare, now THAT would give new meaning to the term "sleep around" and he would not have to give up beer - Sounds like a plan!!

Tex”

“Can't give blood, it is the main contributor to my woody.”

“Well, you could try being a gigolo... get laid and get paid!

How do you feel about Little Old Ladies?”

“So, beer is your first priority, is what you are saying? ok...no problem. That still gives you one free hand to be your date for the evening.

;p
;b
;d”

“ya!!!! married women will pay alot of the time so that is something to think about.”

“Now THAT's in my budget Amy!”

“One hand for the Beer? I thought thats what they made those cool hats with the cup holders for.”

“Here's the answer Budda, and I quote:

"I got a 74. This changes everything!

Hey Budda whatcha doin' next weekend?"

le Subtil
09:21:30 AM
01/15/02”

“MMMMMMMMMmmmmmmmmm beer.....”

“Whatever do you mean AmyG? My other hand's holding the remote control.”

“I aint cheap tho!!!”

“I think Tilt's got the plan for you. Time to learn how to drive a Lexus.”

“Women... ya can't live with em'.. pass the beer nuts...”

“As a financial planner (past 22 years), I can only suggest that it may be:

Goals are too lofty...

Resources limited...

Planner wants every cent he can get out of you...

Your financial planner is gay.”

“Budda what you need to find is a rich super model. That is what I was told atleast. Just as long as she has a frig full of beer in the garage”

“cause that is where you will be living - in the garage”