Riddle

“A big Indian and a little Indian are walking down the street. The little Indian is the son of the big Indian but the big Indian is not the father of the little Indian. How is this possible?”

“the big indian is a woman”

“Smarty pants!!! LOL!”

“Very good tarabull you must have heard that before”

“Albumen!”

“oops.”

“Two drunks are walking abreast down the sidewalk, but there's no boobs anywhere near them, how can this be?”

“"Very good tarabull you must have heard that before"
imahikerdotcom
02:00:38 PM
01/17/02


Should I assume that means you don't think I'm smart enough to come up with the answer on my own?”

“Buddur - it's cause all boobies are found on the Save Boobs, Save Lives thread! Now, get over there and help the cause!”

“Tarabull,

Just kiddin :)”

“It's alright, imahiker. I was just messing w/ ya.”

“What do you call the white part of the egg???”

“?”

“merangue,,,,,,when you add sugar and whip in a high speed mixer”

“Did this almost turn into "Jeopardy" just now?

oooooookay then!

What do you get when you cross a mixture of albumen & sugar that's been frappéed and toasted with an ape native to Borneo?”

“Two fathers each had a son and took them on a camping tip, yet they only needed a 3 man tent. How can this be?”

“Grandpa, Dad, and Son went camping.”

“Why, a Meringutan, of course...”

“Or, the two fathers were gay lovers and the son was both of theirs.”

“Here is a riddle for the true intellectual. Try to come up with the answer on your own


At the exact same time, there are two young men on opposite sides of the earth; one is walking a tight rope between two skyscrapers; the other is getting a blow job from an 85 year old woman. They are both thinking the exact same thing.


What are they both thinking?”

“Life as Buddha Bear really sux?”

“What are they both thinking?"




don't look down
don't look down”

“LMAO! Good one Maple!”

“lmao @ Chili! Maple, you didn't give much of a chance for thinking about it...”

“They are both thinking

"I hope my wife doesn't catch me."”

“in the ancient game of riddlin...you have to let your competitor make an attempt to guess the answer...Maple, you failed to allow us the chance to guess the riddle....you must be eatin. Treebeard...do your duty, and eat your wife tonight.

If its a riddle challenge you want, then I can be your competitor.

My first challenge to you...

There's a man who wants to go home, but he can't go home. Because there is a man with a mask there. Who is the man with the mask, and why can't the first man go home?”

“The man in the mask is the executioner, the first man is the condemned.”

“We need some New Material, here”

“no...guess again.”

“Ah. I remembered.

The man in the mask is the catcher, and he has the ball.

The first man is the runner on third base.”

“I like my executioner answer better though.”

“you pass the first riddle. A simple chestnut...the next one won't be so easy...stay tuned.”

“I got the second one. Lets have another. Please not the "what color is the bear one.”

“What will keep you cold and warm you up. It will also disappear? What is it.”

“Last one: I found this.

There are 3 black hats and 2 white hats in a box. Three men (we will call them A, B, & C) each reach into the box and place one of the hats on his own head. They cannot see what color hat they have chosen. The men are situated in a way that A can see the hats on B & C's heads, B can only see the hat on C's head and C cannot see any hats. When A is asked if he knows the color of the hat he is wearing, he says no. When B is asked if he knows the color of the hat he is wearing he says no. When C is asked if he knows the color of the hat he is wearing he says yes and he is correct. What color hat and how can this be?”

“C is wearing a black hat. He knows this because he can see A & B are both wearing white hats.”

“If I had a cigar, I would give it to you.”

“Wait a second, that can't be the answer because "C cannot see any hats." So the answer might be right, but the reasoning is wrong.

Thinking this through (and assuming that ABC are pretty smart and think this through):

* If B & C both had white hats, A would know he (A) had a black hat because that's all that was left.
* Since A didn't know what color hat he had on, B knows that B & C have at least one black hat on between them (because they can't both be white or A would have known what color his hat was).
* If C had a white hat, B would know that he (B) had a black hat because they he knew they couldn't both be White.
* Thus, C knows that he has a black hat on (either that or one the other guys screwed up).”

“Yup, pedxing's right. I didn't read through the whole riddle the first time.”

“I did not read his explanation, you are correct. I just read his answer.”

“I can't believe no one has taken a shot at the first riddle. If you have any surval training, you should be able to figure it out. There, that is my hint.”

“Bigpoppa- My guess is a flock of geese.”

“No. I am curious how you came up with answer.”

“Down keeps you warm, cold, and the birds fly away. I have no clue. I have no patience so I don't spend much time on things that drive me crazy!!! I sucked at this kind of stuff my whole life. Never could do those damn story problems in math, either.”

“I did not mean to frustrate you.

Answer: an Ice cube.”

“LOL Bigpoppa! You didn't frustrate me. I frustrate myself cause I really do not know how to spend time figuring stuff like this out. I am an Aquarian so that means I can't sit still nor can my mind stay on one subject for very long.

How in the hell does an ice cube warm you up? See? This is exactly why. I liked my flock of geese answer better cause it made damn sense to me!!!”

“Damn Wolfeyes. You stole my answer.”

“Winter Surval class 101.

How to make a fire with and ice cube.

Take an ice cube and hold it in your hand to make it like lense. Hold the ice cube up to the sun and aim the retracted light at some leaves or whatever you have put together. In a little bit you will have a nice little fire going.

Wha La. . An ice cube keeping you warm.

I actually don't get your linear logic on how geese will cool you down. But if you understand it, more power to you. Am I assuming that if the "down is wet, you will get cold" But then, I thought Down always kept you warm even if it it gets wet. Hmmm.”