Girl in pants = GUY IN DRESS

“A girl wearing pants is, EQUALLY, like A GUY WEARING A DRESS!”

“and do you DREAM about guys in dresses, Marvin? if so, i have a WARNING for you...eeehehehehe! ;-)”

“A girl wearing no pants is equal to a guy wearing a big grin.”

“Women wearing pants was really CONTROVERSIAL when Mary Tyler Moore did it it in 1961, LOLOLOLOLOLOL”

“Nothing like a comment like that to get you in good with the ladies.....”

“I'm not dumb,
But I can't understand,
Why she walks like a women,
But talks like a man
Oh, my Lola”

“Marvin, that's a pretty lame flame attempt.”

“So was that.”

“I would say, I dig women in leather pants.”

“i dig women in MY pants!”

“Deuteronomy 22:5 - The woman shall not wear that which pertaineth unto a man, neither shall a man put on a woman’s garment: for all that do so are abomination unto the Lord thy God.”

“ABOMINATION
abom.i.na.tion -’ba:m-*-’na--sh*nn 1: something abominable 2: extreme disgust and hatred : LOATHING

Earrings and necklaces on men, long hair on men, short hair on women, dresses on men, and of course, PANTS ON WOMEN!”

“Until the ADVENT OF HOLLYWOOD and the movie screen, EVERYONE knew that PANTS WERE MEN’S APPAREL and DRESSES WERE WOMEN’S APPAREL, and they dressed accordingly. Our culture’s acceptance of CROSS-DRESSING has resulted largely from the influence of television, the placement of women in the workforce, and the pressures of twentieth century feminism.”

“GGGGGGGGEEEEEEEZZZZZZZZZZ







I likes a woman whens in hers pants!!!!”

“The universal symbol for designating a MEN’S BATHROOM is a stick figure wearing a pair of pants.
The universal symbol for designating a WOMAN’S BATHROOM is a stick figure wearing a dress.
COINCIDENCE?
HARDLY.
Even our sinful society recognizes that there is a difference in a man’s and woman’s clothing.”

“"Ay, an a pox on ye, Ms. Gardens! How dae ye gie such when th' Scots wear theer Kelts? Lassies in long pants indeed. Hmph!"

-- J. Muir”

“I believe that it is all part of Satan’s plan to further DEFILE MANKIND by mixing the genders. Have you noticed how WIMPY the boys are getting and how MASCULINE the girls are getting? Women’s sports are BECOMING THE RAGE while few women are skilled at homemaking anymore.”

“A friend of mine told me that her decision to restrict her wardrobe to dresses and skirts came as a result of a ladies’ class. All the arguments and reasons that could be given were unheeded until the lady who was speaking said, ‘Let me just demonstrate something to you.’ She asked the ladies in the audience to close their eyes momentarily. She held up a large picture of a woman in an attractive, modest feminine skirt and blouse. She asked the ladies to open their eyes. Then she inquired, ‘What is the primary focal point to this picture? Where did your eyes first fall naturally?’ The audience agreed that their eyes were first drawn to the face of the woman in the picture.

She once again asked the ladies to close their eyes. When they opened their eyes they were looking at a large poster of a woman in a sport shirt and blue jeans. She asked, ‘Now, be honest with yourselves, and tell me where your eyes first fell naturally when you looked at this picture?’ Many of the ladies in the crowd were surprised to find that most people’s eyes first focused upon the hips and crotch area that were so vividly emphasized before they ever noticed the woman’s face.

If this happened in a crowd of ladies, how much more would it be true of men? For my friend, Joetta, this was all the ‘evidence’ that was needed.”

“And Woe unto the backpackers who wear clothing made from more than one kind of fiber!!!!

As it is written six lines later (Deut 22:11):
Thou shalt not wear a garment of divers sorts, as of woollen and linen together.”

“Or, in the next Chapter (v.1) is one of my favorites:

"He that is wounded in the stones, or hath his privy member cut off, shall not enter into the congregation of the LORD."”

“The devil is still WHISPERING in Eve's ear to DESTROY MANKIND.”

“You guys got Bibles at you desks?”

“D-I-V-O-R-C-E spells divorce. Again! This time I'm talking about Michael Jackson and Lisa Marie Presley. Is that guy weird or what? First, the Gloved One unties the knot, then he goes and gets some other woman pregnant. Cripes! Certainly no way for a pop mega-star to behave!”

“It’s kind of funny that for nearly 6000 years, WOMEN ALWAYS WORE LONG DRESSES, but only since the last 40 years, a dress is suddenly "IMPRACTICAL" to wear. You CANNOT change history to validate what you want to make acceptable for today. Nowadays, women think that they cannot so much as RAKE A FEW LEAVES without adorning themselves in a pair of pants.”

“This Marvin Guy is on to me... Curse you Marvin!!!!”

“Sheesh!
You ARE stuck in '61.

So what give's, marvy?
You and the Mrs. fighting over clothes again?”

“women walked everywhere! (or at best, rode an ass).
Only (relatively) recently have they began to travel in trains, planes, and automobiles. Evil #&%!$es!

Katarina Witt ROCKS!
(what an ass-I-mean athlete!)”

“PANTS are a symbol of authority, as evidenced by the saying " I’m the one who WEARS THE PANTS in the family." Sadly, most women might as well wear the pants, since they RULE THEIR HOMES anyway!”

“I mispoke. This Marvin guy is a lunatic. He is always talking crazy. Nothing he says about me is believable. I don't even exist.”

“gojo must be a SODOMITE who parades around in a DRESS!”

“Mini-dress, micro-skirt, Daisy Dukes?”

“Oh man, I could get fired for laughing so loud. You guys kill me. ROFL”

“What about the Chinese culture? Their women have been wearing pants for thousands of years. But I guess in your eyes they're just billions of heathens.”

“Marvin, I'm actually a pretty traditional homemaker. What are you calling a "skilled" homemaker? I think you'll find that many more women than you think are "skilled" homemakers. What must a "skilled" homemaker be able to do?”

“Shouldn't you KNOW already?”

“I'm just wondering what qaulities YOU feel make a homemaker "skilled." I know what I think is being a skilled homemaker, but I want to know how you define it.”

“Think June Cleaver.”

“Or better yet: June Cleaver, Donna Reed and Martha Stewart all ROLLED INTO ONE and... WEARING A DRESS!”

“Well, I don't wear a skirt everyday, and I do work outside the home part-time, and I am working on a college degree, but I make home cooked meals and do the housekeeping. I also sew, quilt, and I'd like to get gardening. What else is there?”

“Do you vacuum in pearls and WEAR A DRESS AT ALL TIMES?”

“Earth calling Marvin...












Come in......Marvin???








Ground Control to Major Tom...”

“Marvin if you buy me a nice strand of pearls I promise I'll vacuum in them!”

“I'm w/ Sass on that one.”

“I wonder if it really is more comfortable to hike in a skirt or dress like a fair number of thru-hikers (male and female) do on the AT - it is slightly surprising but not at all unusual to run across someone in a skirt on the AT.”