THERE IS NO GRAVITY...

“the earth sucks !”

“So go pay the Russians to live on the international space station.”

“Throw a rock up in the sky and see what happens........


Smack right in the head Hahahahahahahahahaha....:)”

“Sorry haiku-
its up to to vous-
to find a way
to cure earth too-

That is really bad right?”

“i wanted to see what MG would do with this...”

“If the earth sucks, it must be a black hole”

“Pluto is in Ophiuchus...”

“Is Ophiuchus another name for the Magic Kingdom.”

“I first heard that one in 1973.”

“The earth sucks because republicans suck.”

“Here in northern California we say there is no such thing as a north wind.

Los Angeles just sucks.

All the public toilets also have signs that say:

"Flush twice. L.A. needs the water."”

“Nevermind Ophiuchus... Goofy is a dog, and has Pluto (also a dog) for a pet! This should probably be under 'Strange Facts', *G*...

which reminds me of one of my favorite quotes:

"You may not realize it when it happens, but a kick in the teeth may be the best thing in the world for you."

~ Walt Disney


I can just see that on a plaque at Disneyworld, can't you?”

“One of the first "scientific" DOGMAS fed to new physics students is the doctrine about "projectile motion". Students are given several formulas or equations from which they can precisely calculate how high and far a projectile will travel given its initial speed and angle from the ground. But the results are NOT so absolute as students are led to believe, even if they take into account air resistance and Coriolis effects.

Recent experiments have shown that if the projectile is SPINNING at HIGH SPEED, (at least 27,000 RPM), [axis of spin coinciding with line of projection], the projectile will travel HIGHER and FARTHER than predicted by Newtonian mechanics! Similarly, experiments with falling gyroscopes have shown that a gyroscope whose enclosed rotor is spinning at high speed (about 27,000 RPM) falls AT A DIFFERENT RATE than when the same gyroscope falls with rotor NOT spinning. The AMOUNT of DEVIATION might depend on the MATERIAL COMPOSITION of the projectile or rotor, as suggested in the text of U.S. Patent #3,626,605, "Method and Apparatus for Generating a Secondary Gravitational Force Field", by Henry W. Wallace, Dec. 14, 1971.

These DEVIATIONS are EASILY REPRODUCABLE, and effectively DIS-PROVE the OVER- HYPED "General Theory of Relativity" which states that gravity results from a "warping or distorion of space" caused by the MERE PRESENCE of mass.

Our defense industry black project community has CONFISCATED AND SUPPRESSED knowledge of Wallace's discoveries. All done of course under the most HONORABLE AND SACRED banner of national security. Well, it's been 30 years. We ought to be REAL SECURE by now. Isn't it way past time for some trickle down benefits to REAL PEOPLE?”

“speaking of deviates, Marvin......


Don't you remember your high school physics? Mass (and thus gravity) increases with velocity. You can calculate the increase in mass with a simple formula. At velocities encountered in normal situations the increase is negligible. As you approach the velocity of light the rate of change increases at an increasing rate. This is hardly a military secret. Go look up the formula with an internet search.”

“gravity never let me down!”

“You are such a dork!”

“whatever, you just wish i were there so you could hear me sing that! tehe.

MANOONOO!!!”

“Um.... WHATDAFUG?”

“the gorillaz song, like hell-o? actually, those aren't the actual words, i just looked them up...what whatEVER!”

“Oh yea, and the Coriolis force does not act in the vertical direction, only in the horizontal and only on large planetary scales. So there is no way it would effect a falling object. Also, observation and theory are always different, especally in dealing with special case objects like an object with high rotational speed where all kinds of forces that previously were too small to matter are now considered. The possiblity of anti-gravity is a very real theory and is seriously be examined. Just because it doesn't quite fit in with the general theory of relativity doesn't mean much in itself. All of quantum physics break the rules of relativity, yey it is still a highly accepted branch of physics. Just because there is no visible relation doesn't mean that it doesn't exist.

Oh an interesting theory I heard today that will amaze even you. Upon examining cases studies of near death experiences, researches have found a common unexplainable event. Some people will regester completely brain dead, yet be revived with full memory of the event. How can this be? The new thought is that humans are in reality 4th dimensional creatures. We only precieve 3 dimensions, but our consciousness is embedded in a fourth dimension which interacts with our brain. So biological processes may have already performed a scientific feat that we have yet to master. Think on that.”

“Current thinking is there is no such thing as time.

Time is an artificial concept invented by man to give us a frame of reference to explain the physical properties of space.”