The Facts of Life and Other Dirty Jokes

“Has anyone heard of this book? It's the new book written by Willie Nelson himself. I heard it's a pretty good piece of work. Any O' you backpackers into Willie?”

“And here I thought it was just a stupid TV show.

Wait... that's redundant.


I'm crazy for tryin', crazy for cryin'
And I'm crazy for loving you”

“ave you ever spoken and wished that you could immediately take the words back...or that you could crawl into a hole?

Here are the testimonials of a few people who did....

I walked into a hair salon with my husband and three kids in tow and asked loudly, "How much do you charge for a shampoo and a blow job?" I turned around and walked back out and never went back. My husband didn't say a word ... he knew better.


While in line at the bank one afternoon, my toddler decided to release some pent-up energy and ran amok. I was finally able to grab hold of her after receiving looks of disgust and annoyance from other patrons. I told her that if she did not start behaving "right now" she would be punished. To my horror, she looked me in the eye and said in a voice just as threatening, "If you don't let me go right now, I will tell Grandma that I saw you kissing Daddy's pee-pee last night!" The silence was deafening after this enlightening exchange. Even the tellers stopped what they were doing. I mustered up the last of my dignity and walked out of the bank with my daughter in tow. The last thing I heard when the door closed behind me were screams of laughter.

This had most of the state of Michigan laughing for 2 days and a very embarrassed female news anchor who will, in the future, likely think before she speaks. What happens when you predict snow but don't get any....a true story... We had a female news anchor who, the day after it was supposed to have snowed and didn't, turned to the weatherman and asked: "So Bob, where's that 8 inches you promised me last night? "Not only did HE have to leave the set, but half the crew did too they were laughing so hard!”

“lol, good stuff, Gem!”

“too funny!”

“have a couple of nutty pictures I have to share....
keep gettn' that stuff from my friend in TN.



”

“very cute! i've seen them before but i really think that husband is hot,... i may have to call LOL”

“Scorchie, husband may not be that hot.
The current wife has found out that he does not like pu$$y.

(not that there is anything wrong with that)”

“Sequentially speaking, what comes first the shampoo or the blowjob?”

“...it's real bad guys!dirty stuff

but so so funny!”

“oh man, read, read, read...I am all excited about this one. come one now!! click and read!”

“I did it.

Kinda gross Gemini - but pretty funny too!”

“LOL..really funny Gem!!!!!!”

“lol, I guess the rest on TT is easily offendend. that's okay, I understand.”

“I passed!”