The Best Fruitcake Recipe Ever!!!

“The Best Fruit Cake Ever
1 cup butter
1 cup sugar
4 large eggs
1 cup dried fruit
1 teaspoon baking powder
1 teaspoon baking soda
1 tablespoon lemon juice
1 cup brown sugar
1 cup nuts
1 or 2 quarts aged whiskey

Before you start, sample the whiskey for quality.

Select a large mixing bowl, measuring cup, etc. Check the whiskey again as
it must be just right. To be sure the whiskey is of the highest quality,
pour out 1 level cup and take a sip.

With an eclectic mixer, beat 1 cup butter in a large fluffy bowl. Add 1
teaspoon sugar and beat the hell out of it again. Meanwhile at this
parsnicular time, wake sure that the whixey hasn't gone bad while you
weren't lookin'. Open second bottle if nestessary. Add 2 large leggs, 2
cups fried druit an beat til high. If druit gets shtuck in peaters, just
pry the monsters loosh with a drewscriver.

Example the whikstey again, shecking confistancy, then shift 2 cups salt or
destergent or whatever, like anyone gives a schit. Chample the whitchey
shum more. Shift in shum lemon zhoosh. Fold in chopped sputter and
shrained nuts. Add 100 babblespoons of brown booger or hushever's closhest
and mix well. Greash ubben and turn the cakey pan to 350 decrees. Now pour
the whole mesh into the washin' machine and set on sinsh shycle. Check dat
whixney wunsh more and pash out.”

“Aren't the words best fruitcake an oxymoron?”

“MOOOOOOOOoooooo! Who you'll callin a moron buster!”

“Please, more recipes!!!!!!!”

“Ü
"Prolly Big Foot"
Biz
07:17:48 PM
01/21/02



"Hey, I am just curious to know if any of the guys on this site have been accused of being 'too nice'

I bet a lot. There are a lot of sweeties on this site"
Biz
07:18:59 PM
01/21/02



"Definitely G00SE, but I may be biased."
skullcap
07:23:52 PM
01/21/02



"I gotta say it's a toss up between I-am-OM and BPbaby.

I'm to sweet myself. Hip or groovy is more like it."
walkindude
07:24:20 PM
01/21/02



"Big Foot........guffaw!! Biz, did you hear Bill make his "it'll frog your eyes out" comment. He's a sweetie alright!! lol
(awwwwww Foot, you're sweet most of the time... MEANIE SWEETIE!! LOL)"
lizs
07:25:33 PM
01/21/02



"That was supposed to say I'm NOT sweet myself.
Don't ask me why I typed that."
walkindude
07:25:54 PM
01/21/02



"i'm too damned sweet."
radagast
07:31:42 PM
01/21/02



"Frogging someburdies eyes out sounds sweet 2 me"
Frito Lay
07:33:25 PM
01/21/02



"My vote hands down Skullcap...:)"
its crazy mike
07:38:02 PM
01/21/02



"Ok maybe not

But here are some other candidates

Buddur
Tilt
Le Subtil
Obi Wan
Phil
stanlee

course, they could really be axe murderers, we don't really know"
Biz
07:40:08 PM
01/21/02



"LOL Biz....:)"
its crazy mike
07:42:08 PM
01/21/02



"Dang! I didn't even make the short list! I guess I need to stop picking on bacpac, huh, then change my rowdy ways..










NOT!!!!!



Tex"
Txwoodswoman
07:45:42 PM
01/21/02



"Kodiakman is probably a sweetie in the making

And Buddha Bear is a washed up 'been there done that' sweetie

Crazy Mike, I just don't know what to think about you. You probably don't sit still long enough to morph into sweetness.

newgirl is high maintenance and walks all over sweeties"
Biz
07:49:42 PM
01/21/02



"You are right about that.But all the TT'ers that are going to the Mont trip in July that have not meet me yet will ge to see the full blown crazy fun loveing Mike.......:)


I can't wait untill july...:0"
its crazy mike
08:03:00 PM
01/21/02



"Cow Patty is the sweetest TTer, no competition."
reformed lurker
08:37:11 PM
01/21/02



"Biz, How high maintenance can you be in Montana?

Just curious."
Griz
08:37:44 PM
01/21/02



"okay, now I really am going to puke."
Tilt
08:39:42 PM
01/21/02



"sweet tea, hell no. I'm and A$$ hole to any one I don't like. yeah thats you!"
Ice Tea
08:55:30 PM
01/21/02



"Yee ha, I got on Biz's list...there's hope for me. Axes are too cumbersome...I use an 8" knife."
stanlee
11:01:18 PM
01/21/02



"Hey keep that boner knife to yourself Mr.

Is there a kitten brawl in the making here folks."
Minister of Truth
11:20:07 PM
01/21/02


WTF?
"This may exclude me right off the bat but…what’s with all the popularity threads? Is it that dang boring that we have to sit around and talk about who’s funniest, who’s sweetest, who’s the most whacked out, what TT action figures would be cool, who can fit the biggest thing in their a@@…oh wait…wrong web board, never mind. It truly has gotten to the middle of winter, hasn’t it? I’m ready for a damn hike!

Again: my vote is that Nigal’s a dikhead."
Nigal
11:43:30 PM
01/21/02



"No way Nige! I am! I am!

(By the way, I did receive the flash reader, thanks a bunch.)"
Fritz
11:50:29 PM
01/21/02



"Cool, thanks. BTW- yer check bounced."
Nigal
11:53:06 PM
01/21/02



"Got ya..."
Nigal
11:53:48 PM
01/21/02



"Biz, you`re a sweetie, I`ve always thought so! Lizs is a sweetie too except, she`s mean to me!LOL

I can`t think of many on here that`s not the best. All have been kind and sweet in their own way!"
Big Foot
01:51:05 AM
01/22/02



"i've met alot of sweet tter's but running girl is the sweetest! sweeeeeeeeeeet!"
baume 66
02:41:00 AM
01/22/02



"Biz is Definitely a sweetie. There is no doubt about that. I'm not a sweetie in the making I have always been a sweetie. Not to everyone just to the right person."
kodiakman
03:04:25 AM
01/22/02



"Hey Biz it looks like Kodiakman hs your number...:)"
its crazy mike
05:44:01 AM
01/22/02



"I agree nigal, anymore self congratulatory attention seeking threads and I'm likely to projectile vomit.

*gush, gush, kissy-poo!*"
Gear Slut
05:45:12 AM
01/22/02



"Gear Slut is a guy.
No chick would use the term "projectile vomit"."
walkindude
05:48:38 AM
01/22/02



"Anybody noticed any difference between Coleman gas cannisters and MSR cannisters?


Whoops sorry I was looking for a site about backpacking.



Who gives a Sh$t about this nonsense. Are you all so precious that you need the others to massage your tender egos.















I'm a sweetie, no really."
Bunyip
06:41:03 AM
01/22/02”