What Star Trek Gear would you use Backp acking

“I was watching this one episode where they used a fazer to heat rocks for warmth.

You could use the transporter to get you deep into the backcountry...”

“What if you *could* have a cooler of beer & NY strips teleported to your campsite? Hmmmm...

Gosh, that'd be TERRIBLE.


I'm one step ahead of you, Rad! How about some NY STRIPPERS, too?

Kidding! (I Think!)”

“I'd have those cool doors with the "shhhhhhwah" sound for the entrance to my tent.”

“a holo thingy in the office so you can go hiking on your lunch hour.”

“The food synthesizer.”

“Transporter, definitely. Instantaneously placed at the trailhead of your choice.”

“On second thought, I'd take Seven of Nine along. I think that's the best gear one could ask for (if you're a guy).”

“oh yea definantly that skin tight suit AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

(drooling on floor)”

“Tribbles would make nice, comfortable, furry pillows... and take people's minds off the problems of dogs on the trail. ;-)”

“phaser , for all of lifes aggravations...voyager, so i can hike on other planets...replicator, so i can try all the different gear...7 of 9 ,so i can enjoy some rational , intelligent conversation with out all the usual gender influenced bullchit...besides she's strong enough to carry her own gear without beyatching ...
does anyone else think "enterprise" sucks, bad+ ?”

“I'd want a Mountain Hardware's Transition zip-T. They already look like Star Trek shirts...just without the silver breast emblems.”

“Lt. Ohurah. That smooth cocoa brown skin, that flip hairdoo, the way when you look at her everything around her gets all soft and the lighting goes dramatic...what more do ya need?”

“Kirk-rock climber.
Spock-solitary desert hiker a real minimalist.
MCCoy-whisky drinking southern boy
who likes Yosemite.
Tribbles are cool if you don't have a Klingon around.Don't feed them too much.
Uhura not Ohura
Riker is from Alaska.
Chokotay is from the jungle.
Kira-Freedom Fighter and solid babe.

They go hiking with me every time.

One would only need 2 pieces of gear- a replicator and Data-think of the wood he could haul and cut.
There is only one problem with replicators-they only make synthohol-you would still have carry real spirits if you wanted them.
I'd leave Seven at home-she can be such a #&%!$.”

“Those anitgravity boots that Spock wore in the movie to go get Kirk off the rock face in Yosemite. Sure could cover some miles in those babies.”

“The would be great for stream cossings-”

“What if you *could* have a cooler of beer & NY strips & NY STRIPPERS teleported to your campsite? Hmmmm...”

“Holosuite rad-
The ferengi are working a portable-
But it gonna cost too many bars of gold pressed latinum-

The batteries probably won't work too well if its cold.”

“I'm caught in a loop!
caught in a loop! I'm
in a loop! I'm caught
a loop! I'm caught in
loop! I'm caught in a”

“[...]
Janesville police got a surprise when they responded to a report of an armed robbery at the Ramada Inn, 3431 Milton Ave.

The alleged suspect was dressed as a Stormtrooper, a soldier for the Galactic Empire in the science fiction movie series "Star Wars."

"Apparently some people who saw him felt there was a threat," said Sgt. Kay Nikolaus of the Janesville Police Department.

The Stormtrooper was really a vendor participating in the weekend convention, held annually at the Ramada Inn, said Joann Lewandowski, who lives with event organizer Ray Norton.
[...]
The Stormtrooper got a warning from police-leave the plastic laser gun inside.
[...]

http://gazetteextra.com/jvlcon082005.asp”

“That's Star Wars, not Star Trek.”

“Same #&%!$, different weirdos.”

““That's Star Wars, not Star Trek.”
Sarge
1:50:40 PM

Now Sarge, you know the Vile Man is such a 'genius'. Quit picking on the guy. ;-)”

“Awwww… Don’t be getting all jealous SS - I hear you’ve got a nice personality.”

“LOL... too funny”

“Some anti-gravs definitely. That way you could have all the heavy cookware and gear you want and still be lightweight.”

“Some 11 per cent of the British population are convinced that spyware is "a gadget from Star Wars", according to research published on Thursday.

The survey, carried out by NOP and commissioned by security company Blue Coat, appears to highlight a lack of concern in the UK market about spyware, with more than half of those surveyed unaware that spyware is software on a user's computer that tracks their behaviour and reports it back to a third party.

http://software.silicon.com/malware/0,3800003100,39151547,00.htm”

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Fights represented by phasers
Kirk's affairs represented by his mug
Crewmember's death represented by shirt color*

*Do not wear a red shirt if beaming down with Kirk to a planet filled with seductive alien women”

“Is this from the Gay Star Trek?”

“I whave always wanted to use there fazer weapon to heat the rocks for a camp fire and I have always wondered what kind of birth control they had yuk yuk yuk...drink up yall....”

“Definitely transporter and holodeck.”

“Actually I was looking at the SG-1 tac vests.....”

“Use phaser with extreme prejudice- clean up the gene pool of all the dip#&%!$s in the Smokies, Rogers, about everywhere.
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“
Quantum information teleported between distant atoms
New technique can move fragile quantum data between atoms without destroying it

By Patrick Barry
Thursday, January 22nd, 2009

A qubit walks into a bar, unsure of whether to order drink A or drink B. If the bartender asks the qubit what it wants, the qubit will collapse and be destroyed. But now researchers can instantly teleport the original, intact qubit to another “bar” far away.

In the Jan. 23 Science, a team is reporting what is the first successful transfer of a qubit — an undecided bit of quantum information — between two widely separated, charged atoms. Because the quantum information instantly hops from one atom to the other without ever crossing the space between the two, scientists call the transfer “teleportation.”

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“what?”

“really”

“Best Star Trek Gear for camping...no question Jeri Ryan.
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“Is that body suit breathable?”

““Best Star Trek Gear for camping...no question Jeri Ryan.


Ha! Love it!”

“I don't know...but Marko I would definitly try and convince her that the "Sleep Naked in a shared sleeping bag" would be the best idea.”

“Next thing ya know they'll be able to send you a grilled ham & cheese on rye ----- though your telephone, of course.”

“Phaser..Heat Rocks...great in the cold...the END of Dogs on the trail....protection for female thru hikers....matches, lighters and Stoves of all types would be obsolete, as would headlamps and lanterns....”

“Phasers set on stun for kamikaze bicyclers....”

“I'd want a cooler full of NY strippers”

“f'sure!”

“... not so sure they had those in Star Trek though. I mean, I'm sure Shatner had coolers of strippers delivered to his dressing room, but on set? I doubt it”

“Next thing ya know they'll be able to send you a grilled ham & cheese on rye ----- though your telephone, of course.”


I've ordered pizza through my telephone many times and it always appears at my door.”

“LOL...one of the Geek Scientists I was talking to one time got asked the question about the "transporter" system...his response was. "I am sure we could do it, but then we also have to consider for most of you it would be like the "tube system" to the n th degree. (LOL) He then went on to talk about how people used to put "stuff" in the tubes just to see what would happen.”

“It's stupid because you would just transport back to your nice comfy bed. Jeeze, in fact, they could just transport down a full California king size to sleep on, along with a five course gourmet meal pipping hot and full keg set-up.

Yeah, the transporter is where it's at.”

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““Phasers set on stun for kamikaze bicyclers....”
Tllt

and them DOGS and THEIR OWNERS
not to be confused with those dogs and those owners”