How did OPIE get out of that tree?

“How did you do it, OPIE? I've seen several posts this morning. That must have been one cold hike back to your vehicle without any clothes. We did allow him one sock to wear any way he chose.”

“Now go apologize to your Aunt Bea, she was worried to death about you.”

“I thought of doing things to ya'lls tents while you were exploring the EYE....but i was cold, and i didn't wanna do anything to make anyone else any colder...and we got there late...SO NEXT TIME it's ON!!”