Worst Comic Strip

“In your opinion, what is the biggest waste of valuable space on the funny papers?

I hate Fred Bassett. It's never, ever been funny - even once!”

“marmaduke”

“Cathy”

“yea cathy”

“Peanuts”

“Rex Morgan, MD”

“Family Circus. Gag me!”

“That darn Fred Bassett!

I find Blondie mind-numbing.”

“Garfield and Cathy. About half of the comics page is a bunch of new, non-funny, non-entertaining strips that I don't even read. But I've disliked Cathy and Garfield since the mid-80s.”

“....and Andy Capp sucks, too. Is that still in print?”

“Mary Worth SUX!”

“They all sucked except for the Far Side.”

“Far Side does rule.”

“Cathy or Snuffy Smith.”

“I haven't look at them since Bloom County quit being published.”

“Interesting.. some of your so-called worst comic strips.. are MY favorites.. :)”

“Family Circus.......fer shure!!!

When is that miserable sack 'o dog doo gonna die and give us a break?

My kids hate Family Circus!”

“If I have to see one more Sunday Family Circus with the dotted lines showing Billy's detours...

Neurotic or not, if Cathy lost a few pounds, I’d date her!”

“Prince Valiant in the Sunday Comics is my favorite.

Dodge Lancer?”

“Why do they print Prince Valiant?”

“Well, it ain't funny.

I like seeing all those long-haired dudes in short tunics traipsing about and the horses and the cool Viking ships and the guys with funny names.”

“Oh Towndawg, you sentimental ol' fool!!!!”

“Get Fuzzy is my fav, I read that one everyday at work..I hate Andy Capp , I cant believe that its still around , never has been funny”

“They all suck except for The far side, Fox Trot, Calvin and Hobbs, and Dilbert”

“I finally fully appreciate Dilbert.”

“It looks like I’ll get a chance to off Fred Bassett! Our local paper dropped ‘Get Fuzzy’ to run a new strip and got deluged with angry messages (duh!). They’ve asked for votes on which strip to drop so they can bring back Satchel, Bucky and Rob. Votes can be emailed. I’m going to sign up for a few hundred bogus email addresses and be rid of that stupid hound!”

“I don't know man, if that hound got an ear job, I'd date him...

DATE CATHY? And here I took you for a sane individual. You gonna cruise the psych wards at the hospitals Saturday night, violin?”

“Where do you think I met my wife? No sane woman would have me!”

“That's right! You are from NJ aren't you. LOL!”

“Gag me with a spork!

”

“Calvin and Hobbs rocked.”

“Bloom County was the best!

Please come back Berke.”

“I liked Bloom County a lot, too. Berke did some cartoons for the college paper (The Daily Texan) when I was at UT, Austin.”

“"Ack. Thpppbt." - Bill The Cat”

“(not to be confused with 'Bill The Gates')”

“Steve Dallas is my hero.”

“I'm so grateful for a chance to exercise my right to vote on this vital issue. I have never enjoyed FRED BASSETT. Please euthanize him at once to make room for funny animals like Satchel and Bucky.”

“Doonesbury sucks.”

“Hey chili- I don't suppose you remember how Berke closed out Bloom County with Steve Dallas, do you?”

“Doonesbury is still pretty good sometimes.”

“LMAO....:)”

“Does "Cathy" put-out?”

“The Far Side... nothing else comes close.. to be being that great, I mean.”

“I like Garfield.”

“Who remembers the Fabulous Furry Freak Brothers?”

“I could live a long time without Zippy and not miss it a bit!!
Streamweaver”

“I still have every issue of the Fabulous Furry Freak Brothers, in plastic, gordon. Storing them in plastic bags is somehow very appropriate. And every time I break them out to read them, they're all new to me. So much for my short term memory.”

“Well, the masses have spoken.

Mark Trail was knocked out by a huge margin - thousands of votes. I like that one too. You can always tell the villains - the larger the sideburns, the more evil the character - just like real life.

Cathy and Andy Capp also came in strong on the hit list. Seems Fred Basset wasn't even a contender. Oh well.”