Words and phrases that are fun to say

“American Taliban”

“Bite me.”

“F**k off”

“Joey Buttafucco”

“I like backpacking”

“"Good Lord Willing and the creek don't rise"”

“Aha!! she cried as she waved her wooden leg skyhighward till the air was filled with splinters”

“Sweet sassy molassy! (from SNL)”

“Backpacking ROCKS!!!!!!!
Dam my foot hurts!!!!!!!
Where is my pet rock?
Look what the dog did!!!!!
What time is it?
That trail is too short!!!!!
I like to laugh untill it hurts!!”

“FOR ME TO POOP ON!”

“Because I'M THE DAD and YOU are the KID! And don't you EVER FORGET IT!”

“Norfolk Virginia”

“you gonna pass that?”

“You WANT to go home with me?

Pud...what a great word!!”

“I brought you into this world and I can take you out of it too..so watch it!

Tex”

“THIS IS THE HAND!!!!!! (Hand waves wildly in air at kids)

shuts up kids fast.”

“*pictures poppin waving hand into mirror to scare himself* your scared of your hand..is it the one you err..nm”

“when i lived with my grandma that was the line she used to make us behave

it was rather funny now that i dont live with her.....”

“Women find me irresistable..cause i rarely wear underware..and when i do it's usually something unusual (i prob flubbed up that quote)”

“Come on, your husband won't find out.”

“Shrinkege”

“What part of the word "No" do you not understand?”

“BRB, I gotta drop the kids off at the pool.”

“My sister and I perfected what we called "the lunge" You get halfway out of your chair and the kids behave.”

“SMOCK! SMOCK! SMOCK! SMOCK! SMOCK! SMOCK! SMOCK! SMOCK! SMOCK! SMOCK! SMOCK! SMOCK! SMOCK! SMOCK! SMOCK! SMOCK! SMOCK! SMOCK! SMOCK! SMOCK! SMOCK! SMOCK! SMOCK! SMOCK! SMOCK! SMOCK! SMOCK! SMOCK!”

“Explain--explain!! (please)”

“In the middle of a storm as I'm riding through the trees "I love big dumps!!!" (bumper sticker, Whistler)”

“You think you`re so smart and you know, I know, you know, but what if we`re both wrong?

Not me, but you, if not you then who, when you and me are the same two?

Miss on you Pister, you`re not so Muckin` Fuch, go out in your own Jack yard and Back off”

“THE MOST POWERFUL WORD

The most powerful word? Well, #&%!$...
#&%!$ may just be the most powerful
word in the English language.

You can be #&%!$ faced,
#&%!$ out of luck,
or have #&%!$ for brains.

With a little effort,
you can get your #&%!$ together,
find a place for your #&%!$
or decide to #&%!$ or get off the pot.

You can smoke #&%!$,
buy #&%!$,
sell #&%!$,
lose #&%!$,
find #&%!$,
forget #&%!$,
and tell others to eat #&%!$ and die.

Some people know their #&%!$
while others can't tell the difference
between #&%!$ and shineola.

There are lucky #&%!$s,
dumb #&%!$s,
crazy #&%!$s,
and sweet #&%!$s.

There is bull #&%!$,
chicken #&%!$,
and horse #&%!$.
You can throw #&%!$,
sling #&%!$,
catch #&%!$,
or duck when #&%!$ hits the fan.

You can give a #&%!$
or serve #&%!$ on a shingle.

You can find yourself in deep #&%!$
or be happier than a pig in #&%!$.

Some days are colder than #&%!$,
some days are hotter than #&%!$,
and some days are just plain #&%!$ty.

Some music sounds like #&%!$,
things can look like #&%!$,
and there are times when you feel like #&%!$.

You can have too much #&%!$,
the right #&%!$,
the wrong #&%!$ or
a lot of weird #&%!$.
You can carry #&%!$,
have a mountain of #&%!$,
or find yourself up #&%!$ creek without a paddle.

Sometimes everything you touch turns to #&%!$
and other times you swim in a lake of #&%!$ and come
out smelling like a rose.

When you stop to consider all the facts, it's the basic building
block of creation.
And remember, once you know your #&%!$, you don't need to know
anything else!

You could pass this along if you give a #&%!$.”

“It didn`t like that #&%!$!!!LOL”

“LOL Big Foot....:)”

“"I can't be bothered" seems to be a very powerfull phrase.”

“Bugger, Oh Bugger, Bugger it, I'll be Buggered, the variations are endless.”

“Edward Woodward. It sounds like a fart in a bath.”

“Speaking of millennium, I just heard the new Phil Collins album, Phillennium, and I'm hooked! Boy, is that guy talented for a small, balding Mexican!”

“Oompa Loompa Doopity Doo..”

“Rat's Roovy!”

“Intensity in Ten Cities.

Scooby Dooby Doo, where are you?

Phony B@stards!”

“evil olive

(A palindrome is the same whether read forward or backwards)”

“Hey, Opie, Pud is one of my favourite words too! I started calling my daughter 'Pudding' (because she's sweet) as soon as she could talk. It's become 'Pud' over the years and it's probably my favourite.

Otherwise, C. S. Lewis once wrote that 'closet door'is the most beautiful combination in the language (but I dunno).”

“Gremlin, is that C.S. Lewis thing true? If so, whadda' fa'? Artex, I have a friend who loves to say "Joey Buttafucco."”

“and I'm all like...

zero tolerance

bot

to conference

get over it

Rink Rage

and more!

utilize

Faith-based

award-winning!

so last year

the death of irony

brainstorming

Hooked on Phonics

That's gotta hurt!

hottie

conventional wisdom

Homeland Security

push the envelope

think outside the box

keeping it real

paradigm

outré

Must-have

to die for

guesstimate

synergy

America Strikes Back!

proactive

no-brainer

closure

XFL

check it out!

...then the terrorists will have won

surgical strike

win/win

make no mistake about it”

“I don't know what your problem is, but I bet it's hard to pronounce.”

“LOL,..le Subtil!!”

“Militia, I love "and I'm all like . . ."”

“sheweeehowdyshucks”

“Satan oscillate my metallic sonatas. (another palindrome, spelled the same backwards as forwards)”

“Phrases you wish you could say at work...

1. Ahhh... I see the f**k-up fairy has visited us again. (censored)
2. I don't know what your problem is, but I'll bet it's hard to pronounce.
3. How about never. Is never good for you?
4. I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
5. I'm really easy to get along with once people learn to worship me.
6. I'll try being nicer, if you'll try being smarter.
7. I'm out of my mind... but feel free to leave a message.
8. I don't work here, I'm a consultant.
9. It sounds like English, but I can't understand a word you are saying.
10. I can see your point, but I still think you are full of sh*t.
11. I like you. You remind me of when I was young and stupid.
12. You are validating my inherent mistrust of strangers.
13. I have plenty of talent and vision. I just don't give a damn.
14. I'm already visualizing the duct tape over your mouth.
15. I will always cherish the original misconceptions I had about you.
16. Thank you. We are all refreshed and challenged by your unique point of view.
17. The fact that no one understands you doesn't make you an artist.
18. Any connections between your reality and mine are purely coincidental.
19. What am I? Flypaper for freaks?
20. I'm not being rude. You're just insignificant.
21. It's a thankless job, but I have a lot of karma to burn off.
22. Yes, I am an agent of Satan. But my duties are largely ceremonial.”