***HMWH Special Meeting***

“OK guys. First of all, please do not blow off this meeting simply because it was called by a female. I have a very meaningful reason for doing so.

Hear me out..

I know the club is all about hating women, but I also recall it having a lot to do w/ BOOBS, especially of the stripper variety.

Well, strippers can get breast cancer, too.

So, if you like BOOBS as much as I suspect you do, then might I suggest making a donation to preserve the boobies?

It's really simple... Start by heading over to the Save Boobs, Save Lives thread.

Meeting adjourned.”

“Hey, listen, if most nuclear physicists look anything like Bond gal pal Denise Richards, sign me up! Va-va-va-voom!”

“Hope you don't get in trouble Tarabull for calling a special meeting. These boys can get very protective of their club you know!”

“Wow, Tarabull is a real rebel. A rebel WITH a cause! Cool.”

“Thanks Violin. You're always there with a link when we need you!”

“The places to go to escape solicitation dwindle yet further...”

“This meeting is over. It never existed. Men do not discuss items of a serious nature in the HMWH Club.”

“Tarabull?.. I think that is beyond a shadow of a doubt, the kewlest post ever you put on here.”

“NEW BUSINESS:

All those in favor of liking boobs say aye.


AYE!”

“Buddha - Say it in cash

le Subtil - I will stop at nothing to solicit your dollars.

bacpac - Whatever

TownDawg - Thanks”

“I know religion and politics are two things best left out of the HMWH's creed but I think I found a religion we can ALL get on board with. I call to a vote to adopt this church as the official religon of the HMWH Club. Seconds?

Official HMWH Religion?

”

“whatnever...”

“Nice! They even have Mullet Haiku!”

“I second this.”

“We have a second; all those in favor signify by belching.”

“I experienced trouble with the link, so I went to the Parent Link.

I vote "Yes!"”

“Oops.

Burp!”

“Gotta love the picture of the week...

”

“There is even a beer in the picture. I had to look very hard to see it.”

“I've never seen a beer mug that huge!”

“My wife has a couple of mugs like that. I usually grab one after a hard day at work.”

“Do ya keep them in the freezer so they're nice and frosty?

Those are nice kegs!”

“Hey!
What about coffee cups?!”

“coffee is good, just a different kinda buzz.
With beer - bigger is better !”

“There was a mug in that picture?”

“LOLOL! That was **NOT** me posting there. grrrrrrrrrrr........

Ohhhh but that's not to say I'm all for HMWHC fun!! (Someone is just in trouble here!!!)”

“And my humidifier is WORKING!!! LOL!”

“Belch!”

“If you date somebody a dozen times over a two month period, and she introduces you to a friend one day as her "boyfriend", does this mean:

a. You are now a boyfriend, and can't date anybody else?

b. Your bachelorhood is about to quickly evaporate?

c. It's time to buy a multiple toothbrush holder?

d. The Scorchy & Twinks threesome fantasy is now a near impossiblity?

Thanks for the feedback brothers.”

“most likely a and c, not necessarily b, but that could be just over the horizon unless you take drastice steps that would probably also take care of a, but maybe not c. d is a complete wild card, but if a, b and c are actuality now, then d is becoming more and more improbable.”

“however, if d does materialize, make sure the webcam is turned on and properly aimed.”

“will do RA, lol”

“wtf?? lol”

“I would not worry about it bro.

I don't see it in your future.”

“If Wing Command finds out,,,you're grounded especially about D that sounds clinical.

FYI,,,Sam's Club has family packs of toothbrushes. All personally wrapped like it was just for her.

T&A forever”

“Whoa.

Personally, I prefer to have "the talk" first. She's making a grand assumption. And you know what happens when you ass-u-me.”

“Perception is Reality...

So, whether or not YOU think you are her boyfriend, SHE thinks you are her boyfriend. And, therefore, you either have to have a chat w/ her to clearly define your relationship or you have to suck it up and start acting like a boyfriend.

(lol @ Briar)”

“close!”

“e. Proceed with caution”

“f. Tell her you have a headache one evening, then go out, and be sure and be seen with another chick.”

“This sounds like a plot line to a very bad movie I saw the other say with Kate Hudson and that guy from Dazed and Confused with the GTO.”

“Seems to me the ball is in your court. Do you WANT to be the boyfriend.

What do I know. I married at 22 and have my ten year anniversary this summer. I wouldn't have it any other way.”

“Take bitpusher's advice. If that's not an option, run like hell.”

“yeah, girls have cooties.”