***HMWH Special Meeting***

“ok, I've never heard it called that before, but I'll go with it.”

“The ball is not in his court, they are in her hand. Next thing you know she's going to make him sit down to pee.”

“Don't forget to leave the seat down!”

“g. You're Whipped”

“What do I know. I married at 22 and have my ten year anniversary this summer. I wouldn't have it any other way."
dayhiker


Awww... why can't there be more guys like this in the world???”

“Thanks. Did I mention that I have two wonderful kids?

Buddha, I'm not helping your case, am I?”

“scorch, i think a lot of them are like that, they just won't admit it to themselves or other guys for fear they'd be called gay. :)


Buddha, do you *want* to be her boyfriend?”

“I'm trying to figure out how a man admitting that he's happily married to a woman could conceivably make him sound gay...”

“Buddha - is this the lady from the radio contest?

Smiley, I asked the same question and he still hasn't answered. Maybe you hit the nail on the head. He might not want to admit the answer to himself.”

“He can't answer. He's busy taking my advice ... running!”

“h. She is a psycho b!tch.”

“LOL @ Geo!

As far as dating goes, I think I'm ready to settle down and get engaged. I just want to start my life already.”

“Will you marry me?

:)”

“LOL, I don't do FL weather”

“Screw you, Roam. She sleeps with the Trees!”

“Just got a mental image in my head of my hammock strapped to Tree and Maple and me sleeping on it.

Yea! I sleep with the Trees!”

“*CRASH!*

Oh, sorry, Scorchy! That looked real painful when yo ass hit da floor!”

“< walks away shaking his head wondering what Scorch has against sunshine and bikinis >”

“I have nothing against sunshine and bikinis... I just prefer 4 seasons!”

“I'm kinda like that ... married at twenty - divorced at 32 :)”

“Well there you go.. still young as hell to start over with some experience in ur pocket : )”

“I have nothing against sunshine and bikinis... I just prefer 4 seasons!"
ScorchFire
10:43:48 AM
05/06/04


thats why I drove to PA last weekend :)

I hear ya!”

“hmmm, is that experience in your pocket or are you just happy to see me ?!?!
(this is a HMWH thread)!”

“BB -
The Scorch/Twinks "fantasy" is ready when you are. Would you like full frontal details, or the condomsed version?

I ask this w/o prior consultation with the ladies. I beg their forgiveness in advance for my betraying our oath of secrecy.

Scorchfire -
Was is William Faulkner that said we could all write a novel by age seven? You just want to start your life "already"? Wha'chu talkin' bout Willis?”

“Perception is Reality...

So, whether or not YOU think you are her boyfriend, SHE thinks you are her boyfriend. And, therefore, you either have to have a chat w/ her to clearly define your relationship or you have to suck it up and start acting like a boyfriend.

(lol @ Briar)"
tarabull
08:01:44 AM
05/06/04

OK Tara, you win, I'm your boyfriend.”

“gojo,.. getting my life started in the next phase I meant”

“tarabull is so right.

Better start putting away the Playboy Magazines, or start hiding them.”

“Gentleman,

We have an emergency on our hands. There is an epidemic of TT men getting married in recent weeks. First fonsie, now Memphis Hiker! We need to develop a plan of action to stop the insanity, and save our membership!

Fraternally,

Buddha Bear
President Emeritus HMWH Club”

“I think the available men should stay available! LOL!”

“I'm still single and plan to stay that way.
I gave in and got married once in my life. Never again. Thank God for divorce lawyers!!”

“I think a good first step would be to gather at the nearest Hooters to discuss the, uh, situation!”

“I'm getting married tomorrow. Going to see the justice of the peace. Ying Lying recently arrived from Cambodia. It was nice knowing you guys. I'll have a ball and chain effective noonthirty tommorrow. Peace love and backpacking”

“another one bites the dust”

“HMWH club?

Why don't you just say, "I can't get a date and I have a small #&%!$?"”

“Hello?

Hooters and a strip club perhaps?”

“I second that Hooters gathering step, Roam Around. However, I'll probably go alone so that i'll be free to roam around!

Say, none of these marriages were listed in Chili36's odds string. And I don't believe that any of those listed in Chili36's odds string got married. Hmmmmmm. guess it is safer with the odds.”

“Go to Hooters first to get loosened up. Don't want to pull anything right away at the strip club.”

“hmmmm, I can't comment. I'm have a great marriage!










alright, she left the room......

when we meeting?”

“Sounds like a great marriage, lapqtis.

How can you call yourself a man?”

“easy, bacpac, compaird to you....very, very easy.....!”

“bbw is bacpac?”

“did miss deep throat get banned”

“bakpac was Linda Lovelace too!?!?!?!
Holy #&%!$!!!!”

“Nope. Missy left because she called TT too toxic in her life.

Then this thing comes around with the same camp ass smell as her.

The dead give away, was that *this* said it was here awhile back, hasn't been around for a awhile but has come back.”

“and the diversion thread "Wisdom"”

“there's a lot of people on here that i think are bacpac.”

“Scorch, I am not bacpac”

“oh hell - they got the knickers thread goin again.

quick somebody put up some beach volleyball pics!”

“chicks huggin` on the beach?

Where!?!?”

“ENS = bacpac”