Conspiracy Theories....

“If you're into conspiracy theories....
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> >
> > >>>Abraham Lincoln was elected to Congress in 1846.
> > >>>John F. Kennedy was elected to Congress in 1946
> > >>>
> > >>>Abraham Lincoln was elected President in 1860
> > >>>John F. Kennedy was elected President in 1960
> > >>>
> > >>>The names Lincoln and Kennedy each contain seven letters.
> > >>>Both were particularly concerned with civil rights.
> > >>>
> > >>>Both wives lost children while living in the White House
> > >>>Both Presidents were shot on a Friday
> > >>>Both Presidents were shot in the head
> > >>>
> > >>>Lincoln's secretary was named Kennedy
> > >>>Kennedy's secretary was named Lincoln
> > >>>
> > >>>Both were assassinated by Southerners
> > >>>Both were succeeded by Southerners
> > >>>
> > >>>Both successors were named Johnson
> > >>>Andrew Johnson, who succeeded Lincoln, was born in 1808.
> > >>>Lyndon Johnson, who succeeded Kennedy, was born in 1908.
> > >>>
> > >>>John Wilkes Booth, who assassinated Lincoln, was born in 1839.
> > >>>Lee Harvey Oswald, who assassinated Kennedy, was born in 1939.
> > >>>
> > >>>Both assassins were known by their three names
> > >>>Both names are composed of fifteen letters
> > >>>
> > >>>Lincoln was shot at the theater named "Kennedy"
> > >>>Kennedy was shot in a car called "Lincoln '
> > >>>
> > >>>Booth ran from the theater and was caught in a warehouse.
> > >>>Oswald ran from a warehouse and was caught in a theater.
> > >>>
> > >>>Booth and Oswald were assassinated before their trials.
> > >>>
> > >>>And here's the kicker....
> > >>>A week before Lincoln was shot, he was in Monroe, Maryland.
> > >>>A week before Kennedy was shot, he was in Marilyn Monroe
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> >
> >”

“Bush and Enron were involved in both.”

“Where's Scully and Muller...when you need them.”

“John Fitzgerald Kennedy has three names.
Elvis Aron Presley also has three names.

Kennedy had a secretary named Lincoln.
Lincoln was the name of the President during the Civil War.
During the Civil War, there were Colonels.
'The Colonel' was the nick-name of Elvis's manager, Tom Parker.

Kennedy was born in 1917, and died in 1963.
Elvis was born in 1935, and died in 1977.

Kennedy approved the 'Bay of Pigs' invasion.
Elvis LOVED bacon.

Kennedy was 'The President'.
Elvis was 'The King'.

Kennedy died in DALLAS.
Elvis died on the TOILET.

Coincidence?”

“marvin/tarpy that is the most sensible rational post on this website in ages... see how much better you function when you take your pills...”

“Ahem....that wasn't suicide, if you know what I mean. Just ask George.”

“Clifford Baxter, the former Enron executive found dead of an apparent 'suicide' had a half-eaten bag of pretzels laying next to him.”

“But I never said it was suicide Dunadan.”

“Ahem...that was a coded message.....sshhhh”

“Gotcha, mums the word.”

“Wait a minute...!”