Nekkid pitchers

“At last! A full blown Bush Administration scandal involving nudity!



The full monty!”

“see, he's trying to keep everyone abreast of the events...”

“Heeheehee! Good one lyra.”

“oh, don't try to humor me, skully...i know you saw that one coming a mile away! ;-)

for some reason, that picture is absolutely hilarious!”

“Perhaps because it's right above his head?”

“He's got an idea!”

“I thought MLB banned nekkid pitchers back in the old days?”

“At least there is no subliminal message there. It's clear what's on his mind.”

“Ashcroft is a liar.

Who else but that self-righteous wack-job would order such a cover-up?

I dare say he is trying to promote piety.......ala Taliban!

Why didn't he just order that those statues be blown away?”

“LOL! Maybe someone got a good deal on a used veil in Afghanistan?

(There is some irony in the fact that they are protecting Justice's modesty there, while elsewhere Asscraft and his cronies are in the process of the most indecent assualts on Justice.)

Aside to Lyra: lets nip... those bad puns in the bud.”

“i fully support your "nips," Ped!”

“Good argument Tom! You really exposed the integrity of John Ashcroft with that kernel of logic.”

“Thanks for the support Lyra... yer clearly a stand up gal!”

“ummm...it's cold in here? ;-P”

“I need a Libra!”

“he looks like he's going in for a heavenly grope.

"i think this is the breast meating that we have had, this term."”

“Let's milk it for all it's worth.”

“Geez! Whadda buncha boobs! @@”

“NICE RACK!”

“This appeared in the local press here too.
"The US government's top lawyer is denying embarrasing claims he's ordered a cover-up of a naked statue. Attorney General John Ashcroft was reportedly annoyed at the bronze bare-breasted Spirit of Justice statue in Washington. It appears over his head in photos and on television during press conferences. Ashcroft denies the cover-up claims but the statue in his department has now been covered up, with a $20,000(AUD) blue velevet curtain."

Hmmmmmmmmm....
Theme from twin peaks comes on, David Lynch walks past.
Could explain a few of the goings on with your Prez. Pretzl, yer sure I'll bet.”

“I'm not allowed to stay up late enough, but those late-night comedians must be havin' a ball with this one!

Thanks bacpac, for that kernel of love!”

“Ashcroft Vows to Recall Voyager Spacecraft Due to Pornographic Plaque Sent Into Space in 1977
”

“OMG, that's freakin' hilarious!!!

Will he have it hover just above his head?”

“The guy needs to do a few sit-ups!”

“And the women is headin' South in a hurry. Better work on those pecks honey!”

“Not only is it pornographic, it looks like some kinda devil-worship stuff too.

Hold the Calico Cats, please!”

“Were we trying to intimidate the aliens or make them laugh? Check out the guy's junk; is that supposed to project power?”

“
"Those damned immodest birds..."”

“I din't know birds needed a proctologist. Do they even have a prostate?”

“Aero, you are crackin' me up today. His junk doesn't project any power to me, that's for sure.”

“Hee hee, maybe it's cold in outer space!”

“Imagine the poor aliens who land here expecting to find everyone nekkid.....and tiny.”

“LMAO! They should have put your squirrel on there, kleetn!”

“Haven't aliens abducted plenty of humans and played with the equipment anyway?”

“They should have used this:

”

“Oh Marvy....we need to ask an expert...”

“Hey BABY, not by! Dulp!

Anyone see Ashcroft on Letterman last night? He's actually very charming and funny. Dave kept trying to get him to sing "Let the Eagle Soar", but he settled for playing some McCartney on the piano. Good guy. I hope he is our next republican pres.”

“George W. Bush's nominee for Attorney General is Senator John Ashcroft. No one expects Ashcroft to have any personal indiscretions. He's a fundamentalist, doesn't believe in drinking, doesn't believe in smoking, doesn't believe in partying. The question is, how the hell did he meet George Bush?"

--Jay Leno”

“nigal-
Based on what you saw you want HIM for president.

Oh, you conservatives just make liberals(librils, liburls....how the hell does Icy Tee spell it?) whizz our pants with anger!”

“I base all my votes on Letterman appearances, and that's why I voted for Biff Henderson for President and Larry 'Bud' Melman for VP.”

“I think we need to invite Biff to a future ECT hike.”

“
Cristie Kerr kisses the trophy she received for winning the LPGA Longs Drugs Challenge at the Twelve Bridges Golf Club in Lincoln, Calif., Sunday, April 21, 2002. (AP Photo/Rich Pedroncelli)

BTW, my squirrel modelled for that trophy.”

“yikes.”

“This is at least the third time I've seen this pic referred to.

Don't you know, Cheerios is loving all this free publicity.”

“LMAO, that's quite the "trophy" They should have designed it with two golf balls at the bottom!”

“Maybe Viagra should sponsor her.”

“Damn. Pretty suggestive stuff. I didn't know golf was such a nasty sport.”

“I think its cool!!!!

8)”

“Hole in one!”