Sign of the Apocalypse?

“I opened my Hotmail account today and there was only one item of spam!

I’m skeert!”

“Only 35 items in my junk mail....something is fishy!”

“Pass The Liquor........”

“not a single peice of spam / junkmail in 17 boxes, ya better say yer prayers ,varmits...”

“That is very strange! If you want, I'll forward all of this afternoon's hotmail crap to you. *G*”

“LOL...:p”

“the good luck chuck trailer looked funny though”

“puke twice.”

“I keep forgetting.... these aren't my childhood memories being turned to repackaged corporate crap.  It was corporate crap when it was fed to me over 40 years ago --- I was just too young and stupid to know it.

Does that sound somewhat cynical?  [VBG]”

“Ugh.”

“lets take someone talking at normal speed, speed it up, and say that theyre chipmunks. genius. loved it as a kid, anyway”

“Squirrels are superior to chipmunks anyhow.”

“I opened my yahoo account and after 2 days there were almost 300 spam items in my bulk messages. 12 in my inbox.”

“I found myself in a redneck disco one night about a dozen years ago.... but they refused to play the chipmunks' version of "Achy Breaky Heart" (i wanted to play my harmonica)


another sign of the apocalypse?

"Nothing can prepare you for the horror that is clam jerky."”

“"Apache County Woman Catches Plague"

http://www.kpho.com/news/14107744/detail.html”

“"What we don't want people to think is that it is just localized in two areas. The point is, plague activity can show up in any of the high areas of Arizona."

Craig Levy
Arizona Department of Health Services


Is that supposed to be reassuring?”

“Damn the Oriental Rat Flea. Nearly wiped out Europe with the Black Death.”

“"'Baghdad Boils' Show Up In North Texas"

http://www.clickondetroit.com/health/14113765/detail.html”

“http://www.breitbart.com/article.php?id=D8TLBMT00&show_article=1

Nickelodeon is considering a special for its young audience about sex and love following the news that 16-year-old "Zoey 101" star Jamie Lynn Spears is pregnant.

....

For the special, Nickelodeon said it's talking with Linda Ellerbee, the veteran newswoman who has stepped in frequently in the past with shows on talking to children about difficult issues in the news. She's done shows about same-sex parents, AIDS, the Columbine shooting and President Clinton's impeachment scandal.

"I think it's important that something be done," Ellerbee told The Associated Press on Thursday.

....”

“http://www.usatoday.com/news/offbeat/2007-12-29-fake-essay_N.htm

Girl won Hannah Montana tickets with fake essay

An essay that won a 6-year-old girl four tickets to a Hannah Montana concert began with the powerful line: "My daddy died this year in Iraq."

While gripping, it was not true — and now the girl may lose her tickets after her mom acknowledged to contest organizers it was all a lie.

Drolet said the company is reviewing the matter, and is considering taking away the girl's tickets.
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“mother of the year (insert sarcasm font)”

“Was the essay supposed to be based on something true?

Did she win because of a sympathy vote or because her essay was good?

Since when can a six year old even write a sentence much less an essay?”

“(hopefully they can make it taste better)


http://www.foxbusiness.com/story/markets/inbev-buys-anheuser-busch-b/”

“Budweiser is actually my favorite beer. Partly cuz I grew up near St. Louis.

Maybe it's time to find a beer that tastes like Bud but doesn't give you a headache.”

“Is it a flaw when everyone says your product gives them a "migraine" like headache, yet they still drink it till they black out?”

“toejam, i'm disappointed to hear that. Good beer looks like motor oil! If you can seel light thru the glass, then it shouldn't be drunk!”

“My Spam folder is much thinner. I also got an email from Frommer's saying their newsletter wasn't getting through to me - so maybe there is some extra blocking of mass emails. Or maybe all the spam is going to my wife - she says her spam has sky rocketed.”

“Maybe it's time to find a beer that tastes like Bud but doesn't give you a headache.

That would be urine.”

“sheesh...first the pounders go to long necks, now this?”

“Maybe it's time to find a beer that tastes like Bud but doesn't give you a headache.
toejam

That would be urine.”
kleetn
8:42:52 AM
7/15/08


Or Coors.... allthough I do make it a point to piss in Clear Creek every time I'm upstream of the big brewery in Golden.

:)”

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“Why do you think they named the town Golden?
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“that was weird.”

“LOL saleboard!

I'm sorry, but Coors is only a microstep below Budweiser. But then thats just my opinion, and we all know what they say about opinions.

If ya think me peein in Clear Creek is bad, I won't even try to describe what Pennsy did in it when he was out here.”

“Hope he dropped his drawers first.”